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Season 12  "A Chic Bar in Ibiza"  12x2

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 06, 2014

When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 1
What are you saying?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 3
Wow. In one fell swoop, there goes cookies and vaginas.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 4
I'll have a double martini and hold the vermouth.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 5
Okay, can everyone stop talking about my mom's boobs? God.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 6
Sorry, sorry. I'm just so excited.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 7
For being Zippy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 8
about my life, and I believe
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 9
so you could get drunk and pick up chicks.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 10
And I get health insurance.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 11
Wow, this is a lot to take in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 12
My friend with no benefits.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 13
or you can go to: Alan and Walden's big day dot com.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 14
You know, small destination wedding.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 15
Well, obviously, there's Hawaii and Cabo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 16
Please tell me “the courthouse" is a chic bar in Ibiza.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 17
Okay. I see.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 18
Maybe, uh... maybe Jenny can take some pictures
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 19
like paying an electric bill, or buying dinner, or...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 20
You know, we still need to get each other rings.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 21
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 23
Oh, look at you. Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 24
Oh. What's that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 25
Uh...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 26
That I'm some kind of gold digger?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 27
If it doesn't explode in your mouth, what's the point?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 28
I am a collector of '80s movie memorabilia.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 29
at the shopping mall had to remove the bench
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 30
I agreed to marry you, but that doesn't mean you get
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 31
I can't even get Alan Harper to marry me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 32
Walden and I broke up. The-the wedding is off.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 33
The woman I paid to raise you did not raise a fool.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 34
was his “do not resuscitate” order.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 35
financial security.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 36
Maybe, uh, a-a prenup is justified.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 37
I just have no idea where you got these warped views
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 38
If the two of you were on a plane that crashed
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 39
so I mentioned your situation to a very cute intern at work.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 40
Look, I-I w...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 41
Technically, I never caught him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 42
every time that I needed him and even times when I didn't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 43
Why is that so difficult to understand?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 44
I-I totally get why I need to sign a prenup.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 45
I already signed it and sent it to your attorney.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 47
♪ When a man loves another man ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 48
before the Supreme Court changes its mind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 49
Well, that's very flattering.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 50
and Alan Harper in legal marriage.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 2
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 3
Wow. In one fell swoop, there goes cookies and vaginas.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 4
I'll have a double martini and hold the vermouth.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 5
Okay, can everyone stop talking about my mom's boobs? God.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 6
Sorry, sorry. I'm just so excited.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 7
For being Zippy.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 8
about my life, and I believe
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 9
so you could get drunk and pick up chicks.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 10
And I get health insurance.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 11
Wow, this is a lot to take in.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 12
My friend with no benefits.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 13
or you can go to: Alan and Walden's big day dot com.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 14
You know, small destination wedding.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 15
Well, obviously, there's Hawaii and Cabo.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 16
Please tell me “the courthouse" is a chic bar in Ibiza.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 17
Okay. I see.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 18
Maybe, uh... maybe Jenny can take some pictures
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 19
like paying an electric bill, or buying dinner, or...
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 20
You know, we still need to get each other rings.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 21
♪ Men. ♪
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 23
Oh, look at you. Yeah.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 24
Oh. What's that?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 25
Uh...
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 26
That I'm some kind of gold digger?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 27
If it doesn't explode in your mouth, what's the point?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 28
I am a collector of '80s movie memorabilia.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 29
at the shopping mall had to remove the bench
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 30
I agreed to marry you, but that doesn't mean you get
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 31
I can't even get Alan Harper to marry me.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 32
Walden and I broke up. The-the wedding is off.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 33
The woman I paid to raise you did not raise a fool.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 34
was his “do not resuscitate” order.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 35
financial security.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 36
Maybe, uh, a-a prenup is justified.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 37
I just have no idea where you got these warped views
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 38
If the two of you were on a plane that crashed
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 39
so I mentioned your situation to a very cute intern at work.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 40
Look, I-I w...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 41
Technically, I never caught him.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 42
every time that I needed him and even times when I didn't.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 43
Why is that so difficult to understand?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 44
I-I totally get why I need to sign a prenup.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 45
I already signed it and sent it to your attorney.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 47
♪ When a man loves another man ♪
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 48
before the Supreme Court changes its mind.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 49
Well, that's very flattering.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 12 Episode 2 (S12E02) - 50
and Alan Harper in legal marriage.
#50