S6 E1
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Season 6  "And The Two Openings (1)"  6x1

Aired a year ago - Oct 10, 2016

Max deals with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy, Sophie and Oleg prepare for the birth of their baby and Han vows to take side jobs in order to take back full ownership of the diner.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 1
'Cause either way, nobody wants to make love
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2
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I guess that's because we made it up.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
He looks nothing like my Randy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
Or an artisanal pickle maker.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
Anyway, uh, since I changed psychopharmacologists,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
Why do all my enemies have to be geniuses?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
I picked up a shift so I could pay you two shrews faster
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
in the hallway is thriving.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Yeah, and he tried to sell me a time-share in the Poconos.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
Uh, she's got a point there, Caroline.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
Everyone just calm down.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
Is not coming because I made a tiny mistake on the forms?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
I was in a fort made out of pillows most of July.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
A lot of persons do that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
This line is for municipal licenses only.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Don't be crass, Caroline.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
or a seat filler on The View.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22
I would make us a drink but without a liquor license,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
This ain't outside liquor. It's from the diner.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
reserving the right to not serve those persons
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
I think my water broke.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
You know I see dead people.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27
A teddy bear doesn't count as carpooling, lady!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28
No Golishevsky man has ever been there
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 29
I'm gonna give birth to this baby in style.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 30
and the other one over there are the godparents.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 32
and he asked me to give him a Rum Tum Tugger.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 33
I don't care what kind of disease they have.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
You can't make me. No, wait a minute.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
Did you get me my room back?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Someone needs to control the hallway people.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
boom!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
I'm still tweeting that she's coming.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
She kept saying, "Where's Doctor Gomulka?"
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Nurse, I need something to cut the umbilical cord.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
Maybe Oleg didn't miss it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
paid for her Jujubes with a third-party check.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
with your gorgeous penis!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
Oh, my God. All right.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
before you start giving her bad news.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
The diner is next door!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
What's up, Double C?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
Daniel.
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Twice by the same girl.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 2 #2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 3
I guess that's because we made it up.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 4
He looks nothing like my Randy.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 5
Or an artisanal pickle maker.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 6
Anyway, uh, since I changed psychopharmacologists,
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 8
Why do all my enemies have to be geniuses?
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 9
I picked up a shift so I could pay you two shrews faster
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 10
in the hallway is thriving.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 11
Yeah, and he tried to sell me a time-share in the Poconos.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 12
Uh, she's got a point there, Caroline.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 13 #13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 14
Everyone just calm down.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 15
Is not coming because I made a tiny mistake on the forms?
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 16 #16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 17
I was in a fort made out of pillows most of July.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 18
A lot of persons do that.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 19
This line is for municipal licenses only.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 20
Don't be crass, Caroline.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 21
or a seat filler on The View.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 22
I would make us a drink but without a liquor license,
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 23
This ain't outside liquor. It's from the diner.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 24
reserving the right to not serve those persons
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 25
I think my water broke.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 26
You know I see dead people.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 27
A teddy bear doesn't count as carpooling, lady!
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 28
No Golishevsky man has ever been there
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 29
I'm gonna give birth to this baby in style.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 30
and the other one over there are the godparents.
#30
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and he asked me to give him a Rum Tum Tugger.
#32
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I don't care what kind of disease they have.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 34
You can't make me. No, wait a minute.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 35
Did you get me my room back?
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 36
Someone needs to control the hallway people.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 37
boom!
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 38
I'm still tweeting that she's coming.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 39
She kept saying, "Where's Doctor Gomulka?"
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 40
Nurse, I need something to cut the umbilical cord.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 41
Maybe Oleg didn't miss it.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 42
paid for her Jujubes with a third-party check.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 43
with your gorgeous penis!
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 44
Oh, my God. All right.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 45
before you start giving her bad news.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 46
The diner is next door!
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 47
What's up, Double C?
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 48 #48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 6 Episode 1 (S06E01) - 49
Daniel.
#49
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Twice by the same girl.
#50