S5 E14
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Season 5  "And You Bet Your Ass"  5x14

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 03, 2016

Caroline continues meeting with studio writers in an effort to make her life story into a movie, but she is torn when they reveal they would not portray Max in the project. Also, Max is being spoiled by her new Hollywood beau, Randy, who sets Caroline up on a date with his friend, Bob.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 1
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My boobs are down here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
You really like this guy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
not just some lady who falls out of her tube top on "Cops."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
My healer had to cancel.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
[knocking on door]
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I only date models.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 9
Anyway, hi.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
not that you're not fun and fabulous.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
- It would really be better if... - I wasn't here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
You ever heard of it?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
We don't have to do that "jigga jigga damn" thing.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 14
Jennifer Lawrence wants to play me?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 16
I've sat next to people before at dinner.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 17
Did you get to meet the host, I want to say Alex Sajack?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 18
How about I buy you a lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni?
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[cheers and applause]
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- Bob, meet Caroline Channing. - Nice to meet you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 22
I think you mean the time the Stones did heroin with Bob.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 23
Anybody want to do a little blow?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
Toot, toot. The train is leaving.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 25
Unless you're a woman.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 27
You girls like a sister act or something?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 28
It's just, there's so much story.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29
Hey, I've been cut out of a lot of life stories,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
Yeah, we're gonna take off before the next story, Bob.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 32
and for six months after that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 34
When it comes to the movie, I pulled out.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
and I thought, ♪ I want my baby back ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36
Give me that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37
Mother. I have to call you back.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
I'm... breaking... up aah... ahh...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
Okay, how's this?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
- 20 minutes. - Step out of line.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41
My Bob never knows when I'm faking it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
There would also be no armed guards at HomeTown Buffet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 43
with the epi pen.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
All right, screw it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
Oh, gosh, carpool and fluffernutter...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
I know. I wonder who I'll go home with.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
[phone ringing]
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
and I found a series of Home Alone-style traps in my office,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 50
I don't know. A guy who kind of looks like a girl?

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 2
My boobs are down here.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 3
You really like this guy.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 4
not just some lady who falls out of her tube top on "Cops."
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 5
My healer had to cancel.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 6
[knocking on door]
#6
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I only date models.
#7
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Anyway, hi.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 10
not that you're not fun and fabulous.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 11
- It would really be better if... - I wasn't here.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 12
You ever heard of it?
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 13
We don't have to do that "jigga jigga damn" thing.
#13
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Jennifer Lawrence wants to play me?
#14
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I've sat next to people before at dinner.
#16
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Did you get to meet the host, I want to say Alex Sajack?
#17
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How about I buy you a lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni?
#18
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[cheers and applause]
#19
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- Bob, meet Caroline Channing. - Nice to meet you.
#20
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I think you mean the time the Stones did heroin with Bob.
#22
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Anybody want to do a little blow?
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 24
Toot, toot. The train is leaving.
#24
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Unless you're a woman.
#25
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You girls like a sister act or something?
#27
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It's just, there's so much story.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 29
Hey, I've been cut out of a lot of life stories,
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 30
Yeah, we're gonna take off before the next story, Bob.
#30
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and for six months after that.
#32
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When it comes to the movie, I pulled out.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 35
and I thought, ♪ I want my baby back ♪
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 36
Give me that.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 37
Mother. I have to call you back.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 38
I'm... breaking... up aah... ahh...
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 39
Okay, how's this?
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 40
- 20 minutes. - Step out of line.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 41
My Bob never knows when I'm faking it.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 42
There would also be no armed guards at HomeTown Buffet.
#42
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with the epi pen.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 44 #44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 45
All right, screw it.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 46
Oh, gosh, carpool and fluffernutter...
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 47
I know. I wonder who I'll go home with.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 48
[phone ringing]
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 49
and I found a series of Home Alone-style traps in my office,
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 5 Episode 14 (S05E14) - 50
I don't know. A guy who kind of looks like a girl?
#50