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Season 5  "And the Wrecking Ball"  5x1

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 12, 2015

Max and Caroline team up with the diner staff in a frantic attempt to keep their businesses open when the city targets Han's diner and their cupcake window for destruction. Also, Sophie and Oleg announce that they are trying to have a baby.

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Who the hell does that dickweed think he is?
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Kentucky Fried Chicken now comes
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but my boobs are really, really sore.
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Uh, not in Poland.
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down a flight of stairs every time I have a hunch.
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or... Anderson Cooper.
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right now.
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Forget this Ye Olde Williamsburg place.
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I'm not a violent person, and full disclosure,
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Hi, we need to talk to you.
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Listen, Yoplait.
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I can't believe they're replacing us
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to attend an emergency meeting tonight at the diner.
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You ate my PPTs?
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and I lost my cheaters and Oleg's not upstairs.
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I'm pretty sure I got the worst of it.
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but maybe you should manage your expectations.
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Hashtag, just asking for a friend.
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Exactly how old do you think I am?
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but I've aged since this started.
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We'll just wait for one more business to arrive
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Yeah, we're Smiley Time Daycare.
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But this is about so much more than business.
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of "Empire."
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Impressive. It's like Tony Robbins
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- All right! - High-five!
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to join my diner family at that public hearing
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Dollars? I could live in India.
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And commissioner, you don't know me,
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Max, I'm gonna ask you a serious question
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with her knees.
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Well, at least you won't have to listen to that annoying
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right next to those two bitches.
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Down to the city archives.
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Either that, or I've been shot.
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I've worked at that diner since 1989,
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of his brief affair with comedian Nipsy Russell's wife.
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I can't. The judge knows me
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You're a lady judge.
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