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Season 2  "And the Worst Selfie Ever"  2x21

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 15, 2013

Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 1
since the old-timey times. Alexander Graham Bell's
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I usually wave at him with my arm clenched,
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Earl, here's my last check.
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I've been doing that since you started working here,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
will maybe lead to a booty dinner
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
No, I feel something... down there.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
especially if you don't get on them because you don't really exist
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
No, that's the hot Asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
In school, I ran track.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second
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I'm saying he has an active member.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 17
They died.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 18
What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 19
Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 22
I'm doing it with an iPhone 3.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 23
Ohh... There she is.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 24
It doesn't always look like that.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 25
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 26
Yeah, it could, but it probably isn't.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27
Quit! Stop it!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
Tomorrow, I'm going to a free clinic.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
- I guess she could. - Miss Channing,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
and we'll take a tour of the city...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
Oh, they not for you. They for us.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
or something I ain't never seen before.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34
I can give you free food for as long as I work there.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35
Hey, Max.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
You know what, give me one of those sexual history forms.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
Look, you need to relax.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
after joining a site called "His-and-Herpes."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
when people took pictures of their food.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41
and he goes in the "Maybes."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
that works here as a waitress.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 50
But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.

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I usually wave at him with my arm clenched,
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 3
Earl, here's my last check.
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 4
I've been doing that since you started working here,
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
will maybe lead to a booty dinner
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
No, I feel something... down there.
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
#7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
#8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
especially if you don't get on them because you don't really exist
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
No, that's the hot Asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
In school, I ran track.
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 15
I'm saying he has an active member.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
#16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 17
They died.
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 18
What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 19
Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash,
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 22
I'm doing it with an iPhone 3.
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 23
Ohh... There she is.
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 24
It doesn't always look like that.
#24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 25
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 26
Yeah, it could, but it probably isn't.
#26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27
Quit! Stop it!
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
Tomorrow, I'm going to a free clinic.
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
#29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
- I guess she could. - Miss Channing,
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
and we'll take a tour of the city...
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
Oh, they not for you. They for us.
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
or something I ain't never seen before.
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34
I can give you free food for as long as I work there.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35
Hey, Max.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
You know what, give me one of those sexual history forms.
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
Look, you need to relax.
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
after joining a site called "His-and-Herpes."
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
when people took pictures of their food.
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41
and he goes in the "Maybes."
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.
#45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
that works here as a waitress.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 50
But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.
#50