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Season 7  "The Table Polarization"  7x16

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 27, 2014

When Leonard buys a dining room table, Sheldon re-evaluates the changes in his life; Bernadette is torn when Wolowitz gets the chance to go back to space.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 1
Oh, hang on.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
But we start talking about a table,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
This might be my second favorite brown magic wand.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
off.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
You're not gonna believe this.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
They want me to go back up to the space station.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
Thank you. And if anything were to happen
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
reclaimed wood.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
there's nothing I can do about it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
I like this table, and I'm getting it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
Someone in this room gets to take a ride on a rocket.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
The telescope mount I installed on the space station
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
Well, it's just, after last time,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
So, when can we get rid of it?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
She's right-- a committee that important
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
It's not the table at all.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
When I first met you, you were incapable
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
but Amy has had a huge impact on you.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
No, I've changed.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
I have to break up with my girlfriend.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
Well, we should call her. Yeah, mm-hmm.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
please don't cry on my iPad--
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
Wait-wait, now, hang on.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
You were really gonna stand by me
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
you'd be smart enough to see it.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
if I don't think he should do it again?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
That's the dynamic-- I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
You guys didn't break up.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
to make this about our relationship.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
that no one else can sit in, only exists because--
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
I don't need to explain myself to you!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
Hey, Bernie. I'm home... Hello.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
know that we all love you and cherish you.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
Massimino? Why are you here?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
You don't think I did a good job up there?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
Like a woman. Great analogy.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
before you went up last time?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
exactly John Glenn up there,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
Check my blood pressure again!

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
But we start talking about a table,
#2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary.
#3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff.
#4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
This might be my second favorite brown magic wand.
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
off.
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
You're not gonna believe this.
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
They want me to go back up to the space station.
#8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
Thank you. And if anything were to happen
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
reclaimed wood.
#10 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
there's nothing I can do about it.
#11 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee.
#12 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
I like this table, and I'm getting it.
#13 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
Someone in this room gets to take a ride on a rocket.
#14 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
The telescope mount I installed on the space station
#15 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
Well, it's just, after last time,
#16 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower.
#17 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18 #18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
So, when can we get rid of it?
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
She's right-- a committee that important
#20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
It's not the table at all.
#21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals.
#22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
When I first met you, you were incapable
#23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
but Amy has had a huge impact on you.
#24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
No, I've changed.
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
I have to break up with my girlfriend.
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
Well, we should call her. Yeah, mm-hmm.
#27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28 #28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
please don't cry on my iPad--
#29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this.
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
Wait-wait, now, hang on.
#31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32 #32 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
You were really gonna stand by me
#33 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
you'd be smart enough to see it.
#34 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35 #35 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
if I don't think he should do it again?
#36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
That's the dynamic-- I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill.
#37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
You guys didn't break up.
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
to make this about our relationship.
#39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
that no one else can sit in, only exists because--
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
I don't need to explain myself to you!
#41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
Hey, Bernie. I'm home... Hello.
#42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
know that we all love you and cherish you.
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
Massimino? Why are you here?
#44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
You don't think I did a good job up there?
#45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
Like a woman. Great analogy.
#46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
before you went up last time?
#47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you.
#48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
exactly John Glenn up there,
#49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
Check my blood pressure again!
#50