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Season 12  "The Procreation Calculation"  12x3

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 04, 2018

The Wolowitzes’ life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Also, Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Koothrappali explores an arranged marriage.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 1
No, with them in his room, doing stuff.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 2
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 3
He sent us that Indian marriage questionnaire.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 4
Next question.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 5
W-Why would you throw a rock at a child?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 6
"How are you with pets?"
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 7
Can we please get sparkling instead of tap,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 8
You seem more like a sweet thang.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 9
Oh, yes, uh, you're a concierge.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 10
Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 11
"You're a nice guy."
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 12
O-Okay, w-what does this mean?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 13
I can't.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 14
that maybe I don't want kids.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 15
You only think you don't want kids,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 16
Wow, I cannot believe how condescending you're being.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 17
What more do you need?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 18
Why not? She's nice, I'm nice.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 19
and find a life partner by bowing
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 20
W-Well, how come you all get to be married
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 21
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 22
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 23
Penny said she didn't want kids,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 24
We're married, we have great kids,
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 25
♪ Smooth operator... ♪
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 26
Yeah?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 27
- No. - Oh.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 28
And I guess it would be hard raising kids
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 29
- Hi, Leonard. - I'm not mad!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 30
Got a lot on my mind.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 31
And you'd like to do that quietly. I respect that.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 32
Do you want to have children?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 33
I'm going back to being quiet.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 34
and I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did?
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 35
Oh, my God, that is so good!
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 36
But if you really think marrying this woman
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 37
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 38
Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 39
Screw Leonard! We were supposed to get pregnant together.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 40
and teaches them swear words
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 41
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 42
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 43
Oh, come on.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 44
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 45
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 46
I-I know it's not a baby, but it does leak when you pick it up.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 47
a Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile.
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 48
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 49
I told my parents our first date went well
 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 50
we should talk about the next steps.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 2 #2 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 3
He sent us that Indian marriage questionnaire.
#3 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 4
Next question.
#4 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 5
W-Why would you throw a rock at a child?
#5 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 6
"How are you with pets?"
#6 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 7
Can we please get sparkling instead of tap,
#7 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 8
You seem more like a sweet thang.
#8 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 9
Oh, yes, uh, you're a concierge.
#9 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 10
Sandra Bullock, hair like Sandra Bullock,
#10 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 11
"You're a nice guy."
#11 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 12
O-Okay, w-what does this mean?
#12 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 13
I can't.
#13 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 14
that maybe I don't want kids.
#14 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 15
You only think you don't want kids,
#15 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 16
Wow, I cannot believe how condescending you're being.
#16 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 17
What more do you need?
#17 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 18
Why not? She's nice, I'm nice.
#18 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 19
and find a life partner by bowing
#19 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 20
W-Well, how come you all get to be married
#20 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 21 #21 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 22 #22 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 23
Penny said she didn't want kids,
#23 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 24
We're married, we have great kids,
#24 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 25
♪ Smooth operator... ♪
#25 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 26
Yeah?
#26 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 27
- No. - Oh.
#27 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 28
And I guess it would be hard raising kids
#28 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 29
- Hi, Leonard. - I'm not mad!
#29 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 30
Got a lot on my mind.
#30 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 31
And you'd like to do that quietly. I respect that.
#31 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 32
Do you want to have children?
#32 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 33
I'm going back to being quiet.
#33 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 34
and I should've got a cinnamon roll like you did?
#34 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 35
Oh, my God, that is so good!
#35 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 36
But if you really think marrying this woman
#36 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 37 #37 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 38
Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids.
#38 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 39
Screw Leonard! We were supposed to get pregnant together.
#39 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 40
and teaches them swear words
#40 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 41 #41 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 42 #42 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 43
Oh, come on.
#43 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 44 #44 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 45 #45 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 46
I-I know it's not a baby, but it does leak when you pick it up.
#46 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 47
a Nobel Prize, a working Batmobile.
#47 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 48 #48 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 49
I told my parents our first date went well
#49 Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 12 Episode 3 (S12E03) - 50
we should talk about the next steps.
#50