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Season 10  "The Military Miniaturization"  10x2

Aired a year ago - Sep 26, 2016

The Air Force shows interest in the guidance system and Penny lets it slip at work that Bernadette is expecting.

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Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 1
I make him take a long walk.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 2
No one at the office did.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
Why don't you want anyone to know?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
You know, maybe before our meeting
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
My cousin does work in a call center.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
I'm a person who knows lots of things
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 9
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 10
I forgot my coat.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
but your clay was lies.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
which is better than Fort Lauderdale.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
Hey, no problem.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
- Hi. - Hello. And this is my friend, Raj.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Well, I don't know much about patent law.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17
you'd recommend that we leave that unsigned?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Howard, why is he yelling at me?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
you'll be hearing from me.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 20
In, like, two minutes. Yeah.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 21
she didn't know what I was talking about.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
"how to be a prostitute" is over the line?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
What kind of revenge is that?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 24
wasn't Barbara Chen, it was me.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 25
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 26
I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 27
that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 28
I'm Colonel Williams.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 29
but I guess if we had to pick a main brain, it would be me.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 30
this can run perpetually?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
Where did you go to school?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 32
for this technology,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 33
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 34
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 35
I'm not even sure that's possible.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Also, engineers aren't real scientists,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
Hi.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Did you come here to bring me dinner or to gloat?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
I've always been treated differently!
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
Well, you brought me French fries. That's a start.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
And a chocolate shake!
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Does he even like lemon bars?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44
You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they?
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
a parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
Okay. Never mind.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
except that I said it on purpose, and I have no regrets.
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
and she'll realize my brioche French toast
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Well, the colonel said it was for the good of the country,
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
Now I know how all those army wives feel.

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No one at the office did.
#2
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 3
Why don't you want anyone to know?
#3
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 4
Wail till I Snapchat that my friends might be working
#4
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 5
You know, maybe before our meeting
#5
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 6
My cousin does work in a call center.
#6
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 7
I'm a person who knows lots of things
#7
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 8
How did you think you were gonna hide your pregnancy?
#8
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I forgot my coat.
#10
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 11
but your clay was lies.
#11
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 12
I can see a clump of bitch cells lightin' up from here.
#12
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 13
which is better than Fort Lauderdale.
#13
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 14
Hey, no problem.
#14
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 15
- Hi. - Hello. And this is my friend, Raj.
#15
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 16
Well, I don't know much about patent law.
#16
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 17
you'd recommend that we leave that unsigned?
#17
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 18
Howard, why is he yelling at me?
#18
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 19
you'll be hearing from me.
#19
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In, like, two minutes. Yeah.
#20
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she didn't know what I was talking about.
#21
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 22
"how to be a prostitute" is over the line?
#22
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 23
What kind of revenge is that?
#23
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wasn't Barbara Chen, it was me.
#24
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I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting.
#26
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 27
that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?
#27
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 28
I'm Colonel Williams.
#28
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 29
but I guess if we had to pick a main brain, it would be me.
#29
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 30
this can run perpetually?
#30
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 31
Where did you go to school?
#31
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for this technology,
#32
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I'm not even sure that's possible.
#35
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 36
Also, engineers aren't real scientists,
#36
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 37
Hi.
#37
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 38
Did you come here to bring me dinner or to gloat?
#38
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 39
I've always been treated differently!
#39
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 40
I am really regretting that I got you a Happy Meal.
#40
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 41
Well, you brought me French fries. That's a start.
#41
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 42
And a chocolate shake!
#42
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 43
Does he even like lemon bars?
#43
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 44
You knew what was gonna happen. Why didn't they?
#44
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 45
a parasitoid wasp known as Oobius depressus
#45
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 46
Okay. Never mind.
#46
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 47
except that I said it on purpose, and I have no regrets.
#47
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 48
and she'll realize my brioche French toast
#48
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 49
Well, the colonel said it was for the good of the country,
#49
Recap of The Big Bang Theory Season 10 Episode 2 (S10E02) - 50
Now I know how all those army wives feel.
#50