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Season 1  "Thou Shalt Not Steal"  1x4

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 19, 2018

Chip infuriates his colleagues when he decides to follow the commandment 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' and begins returning previously pilfered office supplies, upsetting the delicate office balance.

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How's eating that doughnut any different than ganking a pen?
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You know what's happening here, right?
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at which point my salsa-flavored SunChips refused to fall.
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my bathroom Bible will stay in the bathroom.
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Right, so we paid for it.
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Cheese is all I have left.
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I just wish all the characters had name tags.
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then we are stealing, right?
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You can either see it as a problem or a future treat.
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It's like, "Come on, we get it, Pat"
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If you're sitting in more expensive ones...
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and pays back what he has taken by robbery,
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Ah, oh, honey, remember this?
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It was the night that changed my life.
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But, unfortunately, we won't have the mug
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Yes. Okay, look, I realize this looks suspicious,
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Look, I was trying to do the right thing, all right?
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Oh, oh, oh, you got judgey, and Professor Java Jesus
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Apparently, this morning, at the butt-crack of dawn,
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You read me one word from that Bible, Chip,
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without disrupting the entire office,
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is making me real unpopular.
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so I've been forcing people to use Tide,
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Good morning, treasured coworkers.
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Huh?
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doesn't give me the right to push my beliefs onto you guys.
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Here's the deal:
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Taking things from this dump makes people feel good.
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Idea for Christian board game: "Bible Quest."
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