Marlon

Marlon crashes career day at Zack's school so he can tell the kids about non-traditional careers like his own, but when the students misunderstand his advice and their parents get upset, Marlon must make things right.

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when you give him a dollar.

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Zack and I will be in the car.

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but let's just agree to disagree.

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I did not see that coming.

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How's that for a career?

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Marlon Wayne!

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You need a drink after work to calm you down.

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till it makes that "boop" noise when you put it back down.

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Yes, you had your mistress meet you down there.

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and then they push you out the car on your lawn

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I'm here to tell you about

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Jesus Christ.

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Hey, man. This ain't a duet.

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I don't know what the hell it is either.

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and I drive a Range Rover.

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Nah.

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- if you keep on interrupting me. - Mr. Wayne, Mr. Wayne.

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and, as God is my witness,

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Sorry, it's my workout playlist.

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Ah, they couldn't touch me in there.

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you didn't tell me it was for the worst swingers party ever.

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Rest assured we've got some Pinkberry

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That little speech of yours

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and kudos to you for bringing back the word pecker.

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They look like someone put some laces

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♪ And my stacks getting bigger ♪

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Don't look at me for the rest of the night.

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Well, congratulations.

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Come on. Come on, y'all.

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My granddaddy ain't nothing.

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I was paraphrasing.

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They were trending at the time.

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before you got your next check.

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And...

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3/8 of all the people I know don't even use fractions.

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But that's what Zack heard.

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All right, my little YouTube star.

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I wanna do a cool version of that.

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Are you throwing shade at mac and cheese?

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- Was overrated. - Whoa, hey.

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You trying to get us killed? Sorry.

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I hear copters. They flying Solange in.

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I mean, geez, this brother won an Oscar.

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Whoa.

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