Marlon

When Marlon’s sisters come to town, he convinces Ashley to pretend they are still married in order to keep them from freaking out and being disappointed in him. As the weekend goes on and the charade gets harder to keep up, Marlon finally confronts them in an epic confession. After receiving a psychic reading from Lenora, Stevie tries to woo Yvette as he thinks they are destined to be together.

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- One more time. - Ignore him.

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Just do this for me for two days, okay?

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And when they leave, I'ma give you $20.

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- Oh! - Aww, my baby!

#6

I'd hate to break up all this black love,

#7

♪ Flamin' Hots in the house! ♪

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We'll pretend we're married for two days,

#9

Oh, well the universe ain't never lied.

#10

How you gonna step into your greatness barefoot?

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If your kids and my mac and cheese was drowning,

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but, uh, you know, them eggs is old, girl.

#13

You're wasting your time.

#14

Take control.

#15

So did you all ever book that timeshare I gifted you?

#16

- Cancun. - Detroit.

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at hiding our divorce as you are.

#18

Boy, you are not sleeping in this bed.

#19

It's the new-new.

#20

You know what? That's fine.

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of what I was gonna do to you in Detroit.

#22

This is just ridiculous.

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So.

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Yvette, we're destined to be together.

#25

Oh, my God, these shoes.

#26

Y'all little sweat suits ain't fooling nobody.

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We may as well just tell 'em.

#28

You mean live in a world

#29

- Ooh. - Yeah.

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- till the sweat drops down my... " - Marlon!

#31

Spirits are revealing a lot of different female energy.

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Where is all this energy coming from?

#34

She's gonna teach me how to make hot-buttered rum.

#35

Lenora got the spirits over there snitching on my penis.

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Just... just ride with me, just one more day?

#37

Oh.

#38

Oh, look, Marlon,

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Oh, hey, hey, hey, Ash! Isn't this great?

#40

Clearly, she ain't a virgin anymore.

#41

Leave her alone, gosh.

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Yes. We are divorced.

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then we can sit down and we can discuss this like adults

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And I don't know why I didn't see it!

#45

Why the hell didn't you tell us?

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I don't send them to nobody.

#48

Oh!

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with... with no... looking like a Mr. Snuffleupagus.

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