Marlon

Feeling that Marley and Zack don't appreciate everything they have, Marlon teaches them a lesson by recreating the projects from his childhood.

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These kids is out of control.

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We give our kids everything and now we mad.

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Ooh, sorry, Dad.

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I bet you have an atrocious credit score.

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All right? We're gonna go with my thunder.

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It's a chore wheel.

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[scoffs] Good luck.

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snuggle time with Mom.

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Why are we divorced, but I'm still carrying your groceries?

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Oh, my gosh, and look at how beautiful these are folded.

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in cute little bags near the garage.

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- What was that? - Jeanette from Task Rabbit.

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You can bring the thunder.

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And guess what? The entire family shares it.

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Say good-bye to all your little bougie luxuries.

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Is all of this necessary?

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See the way I said that? Nothing!

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- How do you... - Come on, boy, get to work!

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and now they're new to you.

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Yeah, well, too bad you went and spilled Kool-Aid all over it

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Now baby girl, you are gonna inherit that responsibility.

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Yeah, you got to put that all on your back and carry it

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back down to the 85, then you're gonna cross town and take the 2

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Negro, you gotta get you some new shoes.

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All you gotta do is collect enough bottles and cans

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I'll be right here waiting.

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I am the Job Goblin.

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Uh, what the hell?

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Ahh, Marley's making dinner.

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Ooh, hot, a little hot.

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What is this? This is sour.

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Mm, oh, I can just feel the blood sugar levels rising

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It could be a little softer.

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And it comes with a remote control.

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You know the government is trippin',

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♪ Dup-do-do-do, do-do-do-do ♪

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You will at 4:00 a.m.

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this is not working.

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Our kids are not that bad.

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You better shut up, bitch.

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They let them run up their credit card, just like y'all.

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And Leesie's episode of "Hoarders"

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Dead cats and pizza boxes, girl.

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y-you remember how you told me to shut it down?

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They, um, see, what had happened was...

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My eye went like this, and I just snapped.

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And-and now you all caught up.

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Me? You the one that

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