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Season 1  "Cleaning Out the Closet"  1x2

Aired a month ago - Aug 16, 2017

Ashley is shocked to learn that Marlon has a storage unit crammed full of things from when they were married and challenges him to have a yard sale to part with it all.

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Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
or they're gonna auction it off.
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Ashley, if I did everything I was supposed to do,
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Our hand-carved, ancient African CD rack,
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
Yeah, good times.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
A big girl who likes rat droppings
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I'm gonna go 'cause it smells like 1997 up in here.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My old Walkman, complete with Mega Bass.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
This is all the stuff that was in the storage unit
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
to use the money on boring stuff like rent.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
You know, I am three credits shy of a psychology degree,
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
See, hoarders collect things that have no value.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Hmm, let me look around and see if I can find something
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Listen, if you and Ashley can't see the value
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
You're just figuring this out now?
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
That's Marlon's living room.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
This is a cry for help. Okay, wait a minute.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
Stevie, I think it's very sweet
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
My old metal detector.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
"Hey, Marlon, you are the father"?
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
and "Real Housewives Reunion."
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
We are gonna go in reverse order of importance.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
and what you do in the dark will show up in the light...
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
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Oh, my God.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Okay, Marlon, I didn't write a letter.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
They keep their head up.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
Marlon, deep down inside, we still love you.
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
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You got some nerve talking 'bout me
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
And since we're being honest, Stevie,
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
Busty, freckled gingers?
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
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Hold on, let me check my PalmPilot.
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because that doesn't affect me, but I always thought
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- What are you selling? - My college papers
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that you're going through with this.
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You know them brothers ain't gonna play
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
Marlon, where are you on the anxiety scale?
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and their hobbies sometimes.
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but then I would have to do a background check,
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Where you going with that? Who sold that to you?
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You gon' turn this into a crack pipe!
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I'm at a 8.5. Kinda 9.
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until beach patrol showed up, and I know they was watching
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I swear it sounded like, "A Teeny! A Teeny!"
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
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we could get to our first sex tape!
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A Passing Fad."

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Ashley, if I did everything I was supposed to do,
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Our hand-carved, ancient African CD rack,
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Yeah, good times.
#5
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
A big girl who likes rat droppings
#6
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I'm gonna go 'cause it smells like 1997 up in here.
#7
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My old Walkman, complete with Mega Bass.
#8
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
This is all the stuff that was in the storage unit
#9
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
to use the money on boring stuff like rent.
#10
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
You know, I am three credits shy of a psychology degree,
#11
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
See, hoarders collect things that have no value.
#12
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
Hmm, let me look around and see if I can find something
#13
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Listen, if you and Ashley can't see the value
#14
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You're just figuring this out now?
#15
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That's Marlon's living room.
#16
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This is a cry for help. Okay, wait a minute.
#17
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Stevie, I think it's very sweet
#18
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My old metal detector.
#19
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"Hey, Marlon, you are the father"?
#20
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and "Real Housewives Reunion."
#21
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We are gonna go in reverse order of importance.
#22
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and what you do in the dark will show up in the light...
#23
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Oh, my God.
#25
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Okay, Marlon, I didn't write a letter.
#26
Recap of Marlon Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
They keep their head up.
#27
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Marlon, deep down inside, we still love you.
#28
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You got some nerve talking 'bout me
#30
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And since we're being honest, Stevie,
#31
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Busty, freckled gingers?
#32
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Hold on, let me check my PalmPilot.
#34
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because that doesn't affect me, but I always thought
#35
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- What are you selling? - My college papers
#37
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that you're going through with this.
#38
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You know them brothers ain't gonna play
#39
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Marlon, where are you on the anxiety scale?
#40
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and their hobbies sometimes.
#41
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but then I would have to do a background check,
#42
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Where you going with that? Who sold that to you?
#43
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You gon' turn this into a crack pipe!
#44
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I'm at a 8.5. Kinda 9.
#45
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until beach patrol showed up, and I know they was watching
#46
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I swear it sounded like, "A Teeny! A Teeny!"
#47
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we could get to our first sex tape!
#49
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A Passing Fad."
#50