Downward Dog

On Martin's seventh birthday, his world is rocked when Jenn crashes at Nan's house for a few days with her new puppy. Meanwhile, Jenn and Nan try to forget their respective romantic dramas by hitting the town.

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- You get it? - This? Yeah.

#2

then it's suburbs, then yoga pants,

#3

That's, like, ground zero Stepford Wife/Pilates land.

#4

that puppies aren't staring death in the face

#5

I mean, it's probably just, like, baby videos

#6

"Nan, age 7"!

#7

Nope. Nope, nope. Nope, nope.

#8

What you should do is self-medicate with alcohol.

#9

Like, I know because I've tried many, many times and failed,

#10

Okay. You think they'll be okay, yeah?

#11 #12

You know what's so crazy, is that, like, I was these people

#13

We're in our 30s.

#14

So... I took care of the puppy.

#15

I'm just saying, like, that... Like, that was an option.

#16

Like, he couldn't keep his ugly little paws to himself.

#17 #18

Okay. Um...

#19

God, I don't know how I let you convince me to do this.

#20

I came to your house so that you could pamper me

#21

[Sighs deeply]

#22 #23 #24

Even while he was literally physically assaulting me,

#25

I... And, like, I sat there counting to three,

#26

[Whimpers]

#27

Quickly... get in!

#28

and this could be one of the last toys I ever get.

#29

very conveniently, right under my house.

#30

Hey!

#31 #32

♪ That's why we drink it here ♪

#33

[Cheers and applause]

#34

♪ You're gonna miss me, honey ♪

#35

This woman is my new everything.

#36

♪ 'Cause you know, honey ♪

#37

♪ You're gonna miss your big, fat mama ♪

#38

One of the most important lessons

#39

Like, the real key to a great nap is the circling.

#40

[Puppy barking, yelping]

#41

I didn't start singing until I was 79.

#42

I'm 86 years old,

#43

Yeah, like, you would be technically right about that.

#44

Like, the important part... Is that today, I became a hero,

#45

Like, we're riding a bike and looking like...

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They were toys that I'd had before.

#50

The thought just paralyzed me.

#51