S12 E1
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Season 12  "Chlamydia"  12x1

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Bubbles's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.

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Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 1
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Look, don't try to Michael Wekerle me, bud.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
Bubs, I was watching a movie in my trailer.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
Finally tried to do you in, did she?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Jesus fuck, Ricky, look at this thing! That is a nasty cut!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
We got them at the, uh... What's that new store?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
Okay, you know what? Trin? Boys?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
-Yeah... -Had irrigation, 75 plants.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
How could you take my husband, your son-in-law, on a job like that?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
was gonna have something to do with illegal bullshit, Ricky.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
You're so full of shit, man.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
get closer than we ever have been.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
That's for you screw-ups.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
So, that just leaves you two jackasses as loose ends.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
[door closing]
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18
Now check this upstairs out. This is fucking badass.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
I love it up here. It's so badass.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 20
Okay, whatever it is, it has to be something huge
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Yeah-h-h!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
What if it was a gift for Susan? That would make the announcement even bigger!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
A fucking engagement hornse.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24
Never forget it's Julian's fault our lives are so frigged up.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 25
-That's a deal. -[kiss]
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 26
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 27
I heard you're not supposed to stand behind a horse.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 28
I'll get the fucking hornse. But once again, boys,
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
Fuck, Donnie seems to...
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 31
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-Take it easy, Julian. -Dreamin' of... You take it easy!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 33
-You took us for $400,000! -Right.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 34
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 35
You ready for the big fucking announcement?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 36
to the love of my life, Susan, and I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
You guys don't even fucking like each other. You can't get married.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
good, hard, heavy banging should cancel out
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
-[Susan] Where is he? -[Ricky] Hey babe!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
I'm kicked out of my fucking house because of you!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 41
-That's why everyone's here. -[laughing]
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Susan, I didn't fucking sleep with someone else.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
-It's for the best, buddy. -[Susan] Oh, you fucking suck it!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
-Everybody. That was... -[Ricky] ...God's little fuck toy!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45
Sit down! Look, me and the liquor, we've got it all figured out, bud!
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46
Haven't changed the grease in years.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
-Obviously I have beer! -Okay, all right, thank you.
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
Bubs, could you help me out, please?
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 49
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I haven't. I don't like getting too close to mirrors. They fucking scare me.

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Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 2 #2 Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 3
Look, don't try to Michael Wekerle me, bud.
#3
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 4
Bubs, I was watching a movie in my trailer.
#4
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 5
Finally tried to do you in, did she?
#5
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 6 #6 Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 7
Jesus fuck, Ricky, look at this thing! That is a nasty cut!
#7
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 8
We got them at the, uh... What's that new store?
#8
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 9
Okay, you know what? Trin? Boys?
#9
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 10
-Yeah... -Had irrigation, 75 plants.
#10
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 11
How could you take my husband, your son-in-law, on a job like that?
#11
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 12
was gonna have something to do with illegal bullshit, Ricky.
#12
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 13
You're so full of shit, man.
#13
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 14
get closer than we ever have been.
#14
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 15
That's for you screw-ups.
#15
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 16
So, that just leaves you two jackasses as loose ends.
#16
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 17
[door closing]
#17
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 18
Now check this upstairs out. This is fucking badass.
#18
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 19
I love it up here. It's so badass.
#19
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 20
Okay, whatever it is, it has to be something huge
#20
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 21
Yeah-h-h!
#21
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 22
What if it was a gift for Susan? That would make the announcement even bigger!
#22
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 23
A fucking engagement hornse.
#23
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 24
Never forget it's Julian's fault our lives are so frigged up.
#24
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-That's a deal. -[kiss]
#25
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I heard you're not supposed to stand behind a horse.
#27
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I'll get the fucking hornse. But once again, boys,
#28
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 29 #29 Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 30
Fuck, Donnie seems to...
#30
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-Take it easy, Julian. -Dreamin' of... You take it easy!
#32
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 33
-You took us for $400,000! -Right.
#33
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You ready for the big fucking announcement?
#35
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to the love of my life, Susan, and I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
#36
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 37
You guys don't even fucking like each other. You can't get married.
#37
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 38
good, hard, heavy banging should cancel out
#38
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 39
-[Susan] Where is he? -[Ricky] Hey babe!
#39
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 40
I'm kicked out of my fucking house because of you!
#40
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-That's why everyone's here. -[laughing]
#41
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 42
Susan, I didn't fucking sleep with someone else.
#42
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 43
-It's for the best, buddy. -[Susan] Oh, you fucking suck it!
#43
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 44
-Everybody. That was... -[Ricky] ...God's little fuck toy!
#44
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 45
Sit down! Look, me and the liquor, we've got it all figured out, bud!
#45
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 46
Haven't changed the grease in years.
#46
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 47
-Obviously I have beer! -Okay, all right, thank you.
#47
Recap of Trailer Park Boys Season 12 Episode 1 (S12E01) - 48
Bubs, could you help me out, please?
#48
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I haven't. I don't like getting too close to mirrors. They fucking scare me.
#50