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Season 12

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

When a big beer company wants to work with the Boys, they need to come up with $50,000 to close the deal -- and Ricky has an idea that could pay off.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Lahey tries to squeeze his way into the beer business. Ricky and Susan's fighting prevents Candy from getting a private moment with Julian.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Ricky and Julian help Bubbles fill a huge order of his new beer, Freedom 35, but a secret Ricky's been keeping could derail the delivery.

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If you guys like it, I guess, but, if it's gonna have a shitty name,
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That's gonna look good on the box.
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Now it's gotta be laundered.
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Rick, put the beer cock down and stop fucking around, okay?
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-You all set, Bubs? -Yes. Just remember,
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All right, and we're off.
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Randy...
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Yeah. George, we're really not interested.
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I haven't had 'shrooms in a fucking long time. Like, years.
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Why don't you go up to the recycling people?
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-Bottle drive. -Ride with me. We'll figure this out.
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You know what "can't" means to Reggie?
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-[door closing] -Thanks for your cock-sucking support!
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Let's just move it on to the next house. Let's go.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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-[Ricky knocking at door] -[dog barking]
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There's no way we're gonna get enough to bottle up 60 cases.
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I'm gonna have to make up a new one. Are you fucking de-tarded?
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60? Ricky, we could make 80 cases with the bottles here.
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-Are you all right? -Yeah. A little dizzy though, boys.
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anywhere near the open liquor bottling stage like this.
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Long time no fucking see, man.
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-Call it whatever the fuck you want. -Look man,
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but not a big fucking deal, Ricky.
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Plus we already told you that we're not interested if they are.
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Randy!
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-which makes it not illegal. -Oh, for fuck's sakes, Ricky!
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[buckles clicking]
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-Are you serious? -You're ridin' with me. Yeah, let's go.
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-We've got to stay on top of things. -What? What do you mean?
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[Jacob] Can we stop the... so I can take a piss?
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[Ricky] Okay, boys, we're gonna have to fucking shoot this out.
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we ain't leaving here without those 'shroomies!
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but now that I say it out loud, it is pretty fucking stupid. Ah, shit!
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Well, I don't know. I fucked up!
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No fucking idea, man. That was a fucking weird one.
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-[door slamming] -[Bubbles] Yes.
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it's gonna feel like a diamond rainbow spraying right out of your ass.
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What, do you got a set of wings hiding there under your shirt?
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It's not smashed up, it's shot up.
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But I'm a man of my word.
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Listen, man, you got to get it together and stop fucking up.
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-Randy! -I don't...
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Yeah, jack it, Bubs! Jack that crow.
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I definitely would've been selling like fucking crazy.
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

The Boys learn that the prosecutor for Julian's trial is his ex. Ricky steps in to represent Julian in court after another plan goes awry.

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They're not looking at it anymore.
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But I'm gonna get my shit together, okay? I promise you that.
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Now the new prosecutor's apparently a real hard-ass,
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Two to three fucking... That can't happen.
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[voice breaking] But, frankly...
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-You're not going to fucking jail today. -Right on.
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Julian said that you owe him a lot of money,
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Listen, Randy's right. We don't have any fucking money.
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And you got a shitty beard.
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Already on it.
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What other choice do we have right now, Trin?
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Hey... Come on, everybody!
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You know, everybody back at the park rallying together for me...
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Ricky! Oh, my Jesus Murphy!
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-he'd fucking eat it. -Okay, whoa, whoa... 15 what?
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-This swill? -Yeah. Can we still do 15?
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Well, you know what? Fuck you and fuck Grandma.
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at the Riverside Speedway in Antigonish.
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10 Gs it is.
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[whimpers]
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-Not a fucking chance! -I'll blow your fucking heads off!
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See things haven't changed much for you, huh?
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[scoffing] Wow. You know what, Julian,
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I'm assuming so, man, but I don't know where the fuck those guys are.
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Ah, fuck!
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We had the fucking 10 grand
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which means I'm the hell outta here. Look, if you...
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...get them to fucking delay this trial.
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So you have no representation, correct?
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Order! You watch your mouth in my courtroom, sir.
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by someone that that fucking asshole hired right there
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Objection, Your Honour... This is insane.
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and while he's gone, Julian has this great idea.
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-Really? -I've got it on tape, for fuck's sake!
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I wanna talk about the fact that you tried to blackmail us
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-You and your potty mouth can stay put. -Fine. I'm just trying to figure out
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after the other Crown counsel was arrested, as I'm sure you've heard.
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Seven days contempt of court!
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of this witness, does it not?
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[Bubbles] What happened? What happened?
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And I thought I was fucked for good that time,
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-Yep. -Yeah. Hey, here's my card.
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Our lives are gonna be a complete living hell, I'm telling you.
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Holy sweet shit bags, Randers!
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and leaving the department in utter disgrace...
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

The boys cause a panic in the trailer park when a stunt they organize for Bubbles's birthday goes a bit haywire. Julian puts his job in jeopardy.

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-Do you know why? -Why?
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Yeah, he... he just bought a walkie. He figured out the frequencies
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Put it back and fly the pigeons the fuck out of here, okay? Okay!
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[Gary] Out! Or I'm calling the cops!
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But he's the only one that responded to the ad, Mr. Lahey.
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[sighing] Please, Jim.
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flinging shit balls all over.
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I'll tell you what,
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-This is like 60 bucks between yous. -Well, Sarah had 58 of it, Jacob had 2.
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I'll loan you 3 bucks, but you have to pay me 20 by the end of the day.
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Get someone else to read the instructions though
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-[laughing] -...how do we make that happen?
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Oh, my fuck...
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Your choice.
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We don't need this bullshit.
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Hey, T!
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What? That's my...
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It's so weird not being able to see anything.
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I've never had a surprise party before!
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That's the thing. He wasn't doing anything.
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Holy fuck! LOC Patriot!
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and I'm taking an advance on next month's wages too!
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-What the fuck are you doing? -I'm working for them now.
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It's "make my day," not "make my day better," fuckhead.
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-wouldn't you say, Jim? -What do you mean, George?
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She's f... Ricky! Ricky, what are you doing?
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and you're all my family, every one of yous.
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-Launch! -[man] What the fuck?
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Man, we got pitchers waiting at the T-box.
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Ruin my birthday?
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-There's no... -[rocket hissing]
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Okay, we've got to go find it, boys.
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that's my prized possession, boys.
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We're actually just down at the Fuck Off convention at the Legion there.
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and it took out the chopper. That's all we know for now.
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We know your record for being a fucking idiot!
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What the fuck are these two shit smears up to?
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Oh, my Jesus. Tell me we're not going to see him fucking die right here.
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in the blink of an eye.
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You're not turning yourself in! Just fucking relax, Bubs!
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You're under arrest for shoplifting and theft over a thousand dollars.
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-[cat screeching] -[Bubbles yelling] Jesus, Ricky!
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It's not crazy, though, Ricky. It's not crazy.
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But I do know this: nothing's ever gonna fucking change.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Bubs loses it when Ricky "borrows" the truck to deal with a rat problem in the park, then lends it to Julian as part of another racket at the mall.

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♪ The cow jumped over the fucking moon ♪
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Ricky, you said you'd do it for a quarter.
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-Hey, Bubs... -No problem.
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-Excuse me! -What?
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so give it to whoever the fuck you want, Ricky.
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And can you do four layers on that?
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You wanna bet your tomorrow money?
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Hey, Mr. Finch. What's up, man?
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-What you got? -I confiscated this down at the mall, man.
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-Thanks, boys. -[mixed chatter]
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Are you serious? We could get shot?
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[girl] Okay, let's pick up the pace, team.
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-intimate setting. -Hmm... I...
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I mean, you know, we could maybe discuss the uh...
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Sometimes a small base is... better...
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[Cory and Jacob arguing]
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-Fuck! -[Jacob] We could probably push it back
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-[Brendan] Good fucking point. -How is that not stealing?
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It washes off. When you fall in a pile of shit,
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I said it, but I was being sarcastic. Okay.
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Step on the tarp so you don't get shit on you.
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I just can't decide between Pineapple Cream,
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I'd like to place a bet on Gladiator Stance to place, pretty please.
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Well, Randy, bidding on th-three long shots...
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Jesus Christ, Ricky, I told you this stuff was gonna stink.
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Oh, and I've got the worst diarrhea. Ugh!
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Shit on my fucking brake pedal, my gas pedal, and the steering wheel.
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-Yeah. -An employee discount. Unbelievable.
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It's what the breeze does. It fucking goes in and blows it fucking...
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-but we got paid for that too. -That's right, buddy.
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He's fucking not going anywhere. I'm not done shovelling shit.
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And I'm looking for true fucking love! So get the fuck out of here then!
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Come on, baby.
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You picked the trifecta, bud! We're rich!
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And they feed me like a king.
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My trifecta triple-decker smoked meat Rand-wich.
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-What? -That's ridiculous.
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The old man used to do this. There's nothing cheaper,
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[Ricky] No problem. You want a solution right now?
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-Go! -Fuck you!
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-Okay, ready? -All right, I'm ready.
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-I got the shit smell out of it. Right? -Oh, right on. Wow!
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Julian runs a side hustle at his security job. Ricky sends Jacob and Trinity to his car when he hosts Susan for a romantic dinner that turns chaotic.

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before I knock you out and shit on your legs. How about that?
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[Donnie] Jesus fucking Christ!
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Okay. Here's what I'm gonna do.
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Look guys, you continue working hard the way you are,
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I don't know, man. This seems pretty wack.
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[sighing] Fuck.
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It's cheese. The hard cheese. Parmigiano.
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[muffled] I love... I love chip dip, man.
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Put it back! I'm not doing whippets in the fucking grocery store.
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[shouting] All right!
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Julian? What the fuck just happened?
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[sizzling]
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You cook them the same way you cook the short ones!
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I can't be around Susan with a fucking loaded weapon.
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and just the sheer amount of masturbating he's doing.
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But I've got these little deals on the side
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Look, you pull this shit on me again,
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Well, I guess you don't have a choice, do you?
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-[Ricky] Hey! -How good's this couch gonna feel?
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We're really thankful that Dad lets us stay here,
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[Ricky] I'm not giving it to her today, 'cause I'm not fucking horny.
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Fucking Jesus.
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Donnie, take a deep breath.
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[Donnie screaming] Smash my fucking window...
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It's actually making me...
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Don't know why he wants to come out, but he does, 'cause of you.
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I was hoping that maybe...
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Yeah! Like, I think I would like to maybe go to the movies some time
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I have... I have a real job, Rick!
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we can try actually dating.
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I'm kind of in the middle of something here, Marguerite.
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It's nice to be good to the seniors, right?
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I'll fuckin' kill you! You fuckin' cocksucker!
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Ricky, are you okay?
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[Bubbles whispering] Language!
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[thuds, mixed screaming]
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-[panting] -You okay?
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-[Ricky] Hold the fuck on here! -[Susan] Oh, baby. That's a lot of blood!
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Julian's probably gonna be in control of us for the rest of our fucking lives.
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I tell you, I'd really like to hire an assistant for you, Randy.
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That's exactly what I'm saying, Randy.
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You've got a gift, Randy.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

In an attempt to go legit, Julian looks for a job at the mall and Ricky becomes a handyman. Lahey and Randy head to the racetrack.

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-Thanks, man. -Oh, my God.
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That's how you multiply, is it, Cory?
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Well... Okay.
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He said he's gonna be gone forever after today.
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fucking growing dope and, well, banging.
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[Jacob moaning]
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-Ricky... -You're really good at that.
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[groaning]
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[shushing]
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We're gonna cherish it, we're gonna love it,
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Now I'm so full of life just playing with this shit!
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And there's a supplement store,
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Yeah, good point. Well, maybe I could work at the beach,
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Name something you've done where you just felt fucking awesome.
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they were trying to fly out of my fucking mouth
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I mean, you know, like doing odd jobs, little carpentry jobs...
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They'd call you, Ricky. That's what I'm saying.
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Just need enough money for a bit of pepperoni,
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You don't always get everything exactly the way you want it.
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[background chatter]
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People don't know this, but the secret to putting up flyers:
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Oh!
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Get off me, you big fucking oaf!
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Look at this! Randy, Randy...
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It's a sign, Randy, from the liquor.
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Fuckin' Jesus. Where the fuck's the stud?
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-[electrical buzzing] -Oh, for fuck's sakes...
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-Fuck you! -[Marguerite] What's going on?
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They get your good side here, don't you think? As you're reaching
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'cause you could really use a guy like me, a professional.
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I'm a reformed criminal gone good and I've made it my life's mission
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out there with the walkies all day going, "Gary, come to the food court!"
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You can fucking put those twat waffles on the weekend.
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Things got a little more complicated. But I'm going to...
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[Ricky] It's really not as bad as it looks. Okay?
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I swear, I'll fix that too.
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-That's a good point. -Listen to me right now.
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-I'm going to kill him! -I can't fucking believe, Ricky,
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I shouldn't have been listening to the liquor.
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And I'll tell you what else I'll do.
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My head's got it mapped out in a way that I'm still going to come
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 30, 2018

Bubbles's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.

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Look, don't try to Michael Wekerle me, bud.
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Bubs, I was watching a movie in my trailer.
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Finally tried to do you in, did she?
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Jesus fuck, Ricky, look at this thing! That is a nasty cut!
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We got them at the, uh... What's that new store?
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Okay, you know what? Trin? Boys?
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-Yeah... -Had irrigation, 75 plants.
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How could you take my husband, your son-in-law, on a job like that?
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was gonna have something to do with illegal bullshit, Ricky.
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You're so full of shit, man.
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get closer than we ever have been.
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That's for you screw-ups.
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So, that just leaves you two jackasses as loose ends.
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[door closing]
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Now check this upstairs out. This is fucking badass.
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I love it up here. It's so badass.
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Okay, whatever it is, it has to be something huge
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Yeah-h-h!
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What if it was a gift for Susan? That would make the announcement even bigger!
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A fucking engagement hornse.
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Never forget it's Julian's fault our lives are so frigged up.
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-That's a deal. -[kiss]
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I heard you're not supposed to stand behind a horse.
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I'll get the fucking hornse. But once again, boys,
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Fuck, Donnie seems to...
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-Take it easy, Julian. -Dreamin' of... You take it easy!
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-You took us for $400,000! -Right.
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You ready for the big fucking announcement?
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to the love of my life, Susan, and I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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You guys don't even fucking like each other. You can't get married.
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good, hard, heavy banging should cancel out
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-[Susan] Where is he? -[Ricky] Hey babe!
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I'm kicked out of my fucking house because of you!
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-That's why everyone's here. -[laughing]
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Susan, I didn't fucking sleep with someone else.
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-It's for the best, buddy. -[Susan] Oh, you fucking suck it!
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-Everybody. That was... -[Ricky] ...God's little fuck toy!
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Sit down! Look, me and the liquor, we've got it all figured out, bud!
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Haven't changed the grease in years.
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-Obviously I have beer! -Okay, all right, thank you.
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Bubs, could you help me out, please?
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I haven't. I don't like getting too close to mirrors. They fucking scare me.