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Season 1  "Hog Riders"  1x2

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 14, 2017

After a client inspires Tim and Sam to work less and live more, the guys buy a motorcycle instead of the production van they need then outsource their work to the building's overzealous (and underqualified) security guard, Ned.

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We can get twice as much work done with this van.
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The guy at the store said it's makeup for plays
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Gentlemen. Ned is here.
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This shit is coming out of the idea oven hot and fresh.
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is not even his baby, and he's got to piss.
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like, "wait a minute, I got all these diapers."
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They can hold a man's piss."
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He's running fast. "Get down!
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They shoot him. He dead.
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a really important meeting we got to get to.
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We've been pitching to this choad
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Man, you got a nice-ass neck, you know that?
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- Thank you. - I've always worn this.
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Let's do it.
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If I gave even the smallest shit about Dale's pud ass,
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Good night, gentlemen.
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The ghost was... Get this... a woman.
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Stop resisting!
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Now everybody'going to think we made that turd.
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What... The... Whoo-hoo.
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They're just laughing, Sam.
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You know, I went to the Burj Khalifa
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Uh, any questions or concerns?
#35
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Okay, uh, what if we just added a dance component
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Don't leave me half-hard here.
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you look to camera, you're just like...
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Uh, well, actually, what if the dance is more like, uh...
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It's more groovin'.
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came up with the hunky specs commercial, huh?
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Son of a bitch.
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Good-bye, Mother.
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What would you do if you had $10 million?
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