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Season 1  "The Reptile Room (1)"  1x3

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 13, 2017

After finally escaping Count Olaf's clutches, the Baudelaires are sent to live with their kind uncle. All their troubles seem to be over until an unexpected guest arrives.

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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
And it encircles a horseradish factory,
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What do we call him? I mean, he's not exactly our uncle.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
Do you like going to the movies?
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Perhaps Sunny would prefer a raw carrot?
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
what with my salary from the Herpetological Society.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
when Mr. Poe is the very reason you were put with Count Olaf in the first place.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
- There's no one in that picture. - We're locked inside the piano.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
Who needs an assistant when I have three charming Baudelaire bambinis
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
This, my dears, is my most recent discovery.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
it is useful to stop for a moment of contemplation,
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Sunny will come to no harm and neither will you.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
You can't study snakes and not find some that are dangerous.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
But...
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- Woe is me. - Woe is you?
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
I polished the tortoise and Sunny fed it some bananas
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
Yes.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Mother and Father told us all sorts of stories
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Let's not discuss what I would or would not dare do.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
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He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't hurt us till he gets his hands on our fortune.
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No. It's "SSSSSS."
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
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that you were frightened by that man who arrived earlier.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
So, that makes perfect sense.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
I'm not some half-witted banker or some member of a High Court,
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
We must keep an eye on Stephano.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
No harm done.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
In all honesty, I prefer long-form television to the movies.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
- Hurry up. - In you go, Klaus.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
- Frogs are amphibians. - What?
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because there is nothing exciting happening in my life at all.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
What my sister means is, we're not sure we're really following you.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
- Just go that way. - You're blocking the screen!
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from Monty's home to this godforsaken nickelodeon.
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
Stephano, would you be so kind as to keep an eye on the children?
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
There are hundreds of zombies coming down from those snow banks!
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
What's this? Your guardian has disappeared?
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
You have found out my secret identity. There's no doubt about it.
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The authorities are on their way.

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Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
What do we call him? I mean, he's not exactly our uncle.
#2
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Do you like going to the movies?
#3
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Perhaps Sunny would prefer a raw carrot?
#4
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
what with my salary from the Herpetological Society.
#5
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
when Mr. Poe is the very reason you were put with Count Olaf in the first place.
#6
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
- There's no one in that picture. - We're locked inside the piano.
#7
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
Who needs an assistant when I have three charming Baudelaire bambinis
#8
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This, my dears, is my most recent discovery.
#10
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it is useful to stop for a moment of contemplation,
#11
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
Sunny will come to no harm and neither will you.
#12
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
You can't study snakes and not find some that are dangerous.
#13
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But...
#14
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- Woe is me. - Woe is you?
#16
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I polished the tortoise and Sunny fed it some bananas
#17
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Yes.
#18
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Mother and Father told us all sorts of stories
#19
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Let's not discuss what I would or would not dare do.
#21
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He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't hurt us till he gets his hands on our fortune.
#23
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No. It's "SSSSSS."
#24
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that you were frightened by that man who arrived earlier.
#27
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So, that makes perfect sense.
#28
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
I'm not some half-witted banker or some member of a High Court,
#29
Recap of A Series of Unfortunate Events Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
We must keep an eye on Stephano.
#30
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No harm done.
#31
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In all honesty, I prefer long-form television to the movies.
#32
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- Hurry up. - In you go, Klaus.
#34
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- Frogs are amphibians. - What?
#35
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because there is nothing exciting happening in my life at all.
#36
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What my sister means is, we're not sure we're really following you.
#37
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- Just go that way. - You're blocking the screen!
#41
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from Monty's home to this godforsaken nickelodeon.
#42
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Stephano, would you be so kind as to keep an eye on the children?
#43
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There are hundreds of zombies coming down from those snow banks!
#44
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What's this? Your guardian has disappeared?
#47
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You have found out my secret identity. There's no doubt about it.
#49
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The authorities are on their way.
#50