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Season 5  "99"  5x9

Aired 6 months ago - Dec 05, 2017

While the entire precinct attends a funeral in LA, Holt learns that he is in the running to become Chief Commissioner of the NYPD - his dream job. But after missing their flight back to New York, Jake must devise a variety of ways to get Holt back in time for the interview. Forced to stay with some estranged members of the Boyle family, Amy tries to convince everyone that she can be laid back, Terry panics about losing his first-class flight and Charles uncovers some new information about Rosa's personal life.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
I don't believe in jinxes.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
watching "Bridget Jones's Baby."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
It's the most important monument in all of America.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
- What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
"Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
We're not getting any reception in here.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
- We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
I grabbed this and ran.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
It's a cross-country road trip.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
if you really think about it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Let's not talk about things that may not happen.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
We called it giving each other road head.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
Hey, guys, listen up, from now on,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan:
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
- I smell smoke. - Really?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Is this a working cattle ranch?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
- next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
Wait... she called you babe.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
- Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Is it a pleasure sound or pain?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Sir, that is so sad.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
it's your dream, and, you know,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
No. Sex.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Just put a sock in it, man!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
Wait a minute, who called this tip in?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
- I wanna see your call history. - No.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Why?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
- Didn't you? - Fine. I did.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
Three corndogs for 99 cents?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
I deposited a few in the gas tank.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
No, I did not.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Sir, why didn't you tell us?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 50
- And mine. - And mine.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 2
watching "Bridget Jones's Baby."
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 3
It's the most important monument in all of America.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 4
- What? - That's the name of the driver in the movie.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
"Welcome to the party, pal." Take my picture with it!
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 6 #6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
We're not getting any reception in here.
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 8
I should be sitting next to a semi-famous person
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 9
- We're still gonna make it! - Yeah, we missed our flight by a lot.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10 #10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
I grabbed this and ran.
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 12
Look, Captain Holt helped us all achieve
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 13
I'm just gonna have to call the Commissioner, cancel this meeting.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 14
It's a cross-country road trip.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 15 #15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 16
I microwaved a bunch of wet napkins to make a hot towel.
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
if you really think about it.
#17
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 18
Let's not talk about things that may not happen.
#18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 19
We called it giving each other road head.
#19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 20
Dallas? What the hell? We were supposed to be in Louisiana by now.
#20
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 21
Hey, guys, listen up, from now on,
#21
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 22
- I'm never gonna stop hearing it! - Okay, new plan:
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 23
- I smell smoke. - Really?
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 24 #24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 25
All right, guys, we have to focus and think of a new plan
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 26
I have cousins there: Becca, Tommy, and Steve.
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
Is this a working cattle ranch?
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 28
- next to a cow orgy. - I would much rather be hanging out with you.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
Wait... she called you babe.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
- Just leave it alone, Boyle. - By all means.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 31
Is it a pleasure sound or pain?
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Sir, that is so sad.
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
it's your dream, and, you know,
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
No. Sex.
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
Just put a sock in it, man!
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
and it's always shipped from Jacksboro, Texas.
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
we get to fly on the back of a cargo plane to Philadelphia.
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38 #38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
but it doesn't matter, because we're almost to the airport.
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
Wait a minute, who called this tip in?
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
- I wanna see your call history. - No.
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 42
Why?
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
- Didn't you? - Fine. I did.
#43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 44
Three corndogs for 99 cents?
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 45
I deposited a few in the gas tank.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Is there even a Commissioners meeting. Are you even Captain Holt?
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 48
No, I did not.
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 49
Sir, why didn't you tell us?
#49
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- And mine. - And mine.
#50