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Season 5  "Bad Beat"  5x5

Aired 22 days ago - Oct 31, 2017

To track down the infamous arms dealer Dan "Daniel" Valdano, Jake and Terry go undercover at an illegal gambling club, but when Holt gets involved to coach the two in the art of poker, his addiction resurfaces. Meanwhile, Boyle buys a food truck that was formerly used in a brutal string of murders without telling his investor, Amy, and Hitchcock and Scully challenge Rosa to a "Butt-lympics".

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Two and a half minutes every three hours.
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I know I'm the only investor,
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Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck
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Well, now I get to go pick it up.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Go Fish. Fine.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
It is subtle. You will never discern it.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
No, I don't gamble anymore.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
What if I never went inside the casino?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
It's settled; we'll go with the captain's plan.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
It's part of your backstory now.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
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Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?
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- Yes! - No, he won; not you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
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Even the fire exit has one.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Yeah, I didn't think so.
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I haven't in years.
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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
And now you're going to...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
- Won again. - That's our straight.
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Is there a table for people who wear big boy pants?
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I spent all night pressure-washing her,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
I can't believe you're leaning into the murder thing.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
you'll feel a lot better. Come on.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
and the recording device in the watch is transmitting.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Spiral-cut, honey-sweet but salty...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
this children's beauty pageant?
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No, I mean, are you sure you know how to do that?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
What are you doing?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
No one works here anymore.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
I'm not weak like you. I can stop whenever I want.
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No.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
I'm proud of you, sir.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
Standing. I miss my home chair.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
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No. It was my time.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
was a bit of a setback, but don't worry; I have an idea.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Taste it. Charles,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Do you know what this means?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
I have to return before it goes rotten.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
Good one, stranger.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
What happened to not wanting to gamble anymore for Kevin?
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I don't understand. Even if you wanted to gamble,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
Unlike you two who are still on the clock
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
So you're a cop.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Well, we'll just see about that, Mr. Cool Voice.
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Why did you stay at the table so long
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
provided you don't do anything dumb right now.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
No, sir, please just come back, okay?
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I'm deleting all the upbeat music off my computer.

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I know I'm the only investor,
#2
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Yes, two brothers were using a taco truck
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
Well, now I get to go pick it up.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Go Fish. Fine.
#5
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It is subtle. You will never discern it.
#6
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No, I don't gamble anymore.
#7
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What if I never went inside the casino?
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
It's settled; we'll go with the captain's plan.
#9
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It's part of your backstory now.
#10
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Are you sure? On the first hand, Captain?
#12
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- Yes! - No, he won; not you.
#13
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Even the fire exit has one.
#15
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Yeah, I didn't think so.
#16
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I haven't in years.
#17
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And now you're going to...
#19
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- Won again. - That's our straight.
#20
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Is there a table for people who wear big boy pants?
#21
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I spent all night pressure-washing her,
#22
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I can't believe you're leaning into the murder thing.
#23
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you'll feel a lot better. Come on.
#24
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and the recording device in the watch is transmitting.
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
Spiral-cut, honey-sweet but salty...
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
this children's beauty pageant?
#27
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No, I mean, are you sure you know how to do that?
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
What are you doing?
#29
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No one works here anymore.
#30
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I'm not weak like you. I can stop whenever I want.
#31
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No.
#32
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I'm proud of you, sir.
#33
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Standing. I miss my home chair.
#34
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No. It was my time.
#36
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was a bit of a setback, but don't worry; I have an idea.
#37
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Taste it. Charles,
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
Do you know what this means?
#39
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I have to return before it goes rotten.
#40
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Good one, stranger.
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
What happened to not wanting to gamble anymore for Kevin?
#42
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I don't understand. Even if you wanted to gamble,
#43
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Unlike you two who are still on the clock
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
So you're a cop.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
Well, we'll just see about that, Mr. Cool Voice.
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
Why did you stay at the table so long
#47
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provided you don't do anything dumb right now.
#48
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No, sir, please just come back, okay?
#49
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I'm deleting all the upbeat music off my computer.
#50