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Season 5  "Kicks"  5x3

Aired 2 months ago - Oct 10, 2017

Now that he's officially back at the precinct and desperate to solve a real case, Jake finds a loophole to get out of his temporarily designated desk duty. Unfortunately, that loophole rests on his ability to pass an official evaluation performed by Holt. While Charles provides Jake with moral support, Terry and Amy help Rosa, who believes Pimento may be cheating on her.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
locking them in cages
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
And now you are, and we can finally talk.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
by starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
that said one destabilizing aspect
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
- We're here for you. - Rosa.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and all of the sudden they "don't know
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- but it's illegal, right? - There's this guy
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
I don't like being so near gen pop.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
So, what's up? You need another bag of hair?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Really? That is very surprising.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Oh, that's my favorite.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
But we can't say no. She's behind bars
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Are you saying my life matters less
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Moves tons of cash... under the table.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
here's a tip: leave a few noodles uncooked
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
(SIGHS HAPPILY) I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
You think I don't know
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
It wasn't too much, was it?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
just because I was arrested for cannibalism
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
- What's up, Caleb? - 'Sup, Chico?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
- and I'm really good at them. - Really?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
to play B-ball out in the yard, but I can dunk.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
I can't believe I went 0 for 16.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
- Well, you look great. - And not once,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Actually, you gotta do one more thing for me
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Okay, this guard you gotta kill, Wilsom...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
- How? - More importantly, he keeps
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
It's fine. I'm gonna prove myself to you.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
you didn't used to do around here...
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
- Jake. - Beef Baby.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
are conveniently not working that day,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
Walls in "White Wisp," trim in "Honeymilk."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Great, because I have another favor to ask.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- in the wiener a bunch. - Mm.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
I was so sure that something was gonna go wrong.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
with an illegal cell phone. And what were you planning
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Why do you want him to lose his job?

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 2
And now you are, and we can finally talk.
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 3
Sarge, Captain. Oh, you guys brought Hitchcock.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 4
by starting a bunch of riots. Got thrown in solitary
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
that said one destabilizing aspect
#5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
- We're here for you. - Rosa.
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
and all of the sudden they "don't know
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
wrongly convicted of crimes you didn't commit.
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- but it's illegal, right? - There's this guy
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
I don't like being so near gen pop.
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
So, what's up? You need another bag of hair?
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Really? That is very surprising.
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Oh, that's my favorite.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Captain, Diaz sent us a list of favors
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
But we can't say no. She's behind bars
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Are you saying my life matters less
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Moves tons of cash... under the table.
#17
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
#18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
here's a tip: leave a few noodles uncooked
#19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
(SIGHS HAPPILY) I can't believe I'm hearing your voice.
#20
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You think I don't know
#21
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I can't believe I'm friends with a cowardly cannibal.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
It wasn't too much, was it?
#24
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
equal sign, equal sign, equal sign, equal sign,
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
just because I was arrested for cannibalism
#26
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
- What's up, Caleb? - 'Sup, Chico?
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
- and I'm really good at them. - Really?
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
to play B-ball out in the yard, but I can dunk.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
I can't believe I went 0 for 16.
#30
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
- Well, you look great. - And not once,
#32
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
Crumbling the noodle on top gives it an extra
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
Actually, you gotta do one more thing for me
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Okay, this guard you gotta kill, Wilsom...
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
- How? - More importantly, he keeps
#36
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
It's fine. I'm gonna prove myself to you.
#37
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
you didn't used to do around here...
#38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
- Jake. - Beef Baby.
#39
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
are conveniently not working that day,
#40
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
Walls in "White Wisp," trim in "Honeymilk."
#41
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Great, because I have another favor to ask.
#42
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43 #43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
Excuse me, can I ask you a question?
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
- in the wiener a bunch. - Mm.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
using a Lycos chatroom, I'm your man.
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Caleb! You added the fiesta filter?
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
I was so sure that something was gonna go wrong.
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
with an illegal cell phone. And what were you planning
#49
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Why do you want him to lose his job?
#50