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Season 5  "Safe House"  5x12

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 18, 2018

After Seamus threatens Kevin, Holt devises an elaborate plan to hide him in a safe house, with Jake as his guard. Kevin is miserable as the 99 works overtime to find Seamus and take him down.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
Seems a little extreme.
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Wow, so we have all this room to work in?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
This is devastating. I'm inconsolable.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
the FBI has developed face-swapping technology.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Are there no other actors?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
and watched one of Peralta's action films.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Honestly, I didn't see it.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
- Bravo team, stand by. - I love this.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
Oh no, I sat in another pie.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Great. I love strangers touching my head.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
but you don't want me to lie to you.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
So I'm like, what?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
You're all done, and you look hot, girl.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
It's exactly what you want it to be.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
at One Police Plaza today,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
I don't see how it's an insult.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he".
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
We've been at it for two hours
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
It's why my wrist muscles are so defined.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Sorry, yes, I meant to do that.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Don't be stupid.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
You're all done here, gorgeous.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Scully, where's that piece of junk mail
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
bring him here, slit his throat in front of you,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 2
Wow, so we have all this room to work in?
#2 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
This is devastating. I'm inconsolable.
#3 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
the FBI has developed face-swapping technology.
#4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy?
#5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Are there no other actors?
#6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
and watched one of Peralta's action films.
#7 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening.
#8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human.
#9 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Honestly, I didn't see it.
#10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
- Bravo team, stand by. - I love this.
#11 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
Oh no, I sat in another pie.
#12 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
And you cheated on your ex-wife with her.
#13 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
Great. I love strangers touching my head.
#14 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads.
#15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16 #16 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
but you don't want me to lie to you.
#17 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon
#19 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana.
#20 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed.
#21 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
So I'm like, what?
#22 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart
#23 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
You're all done, and you look hot, girl.
#24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot.
#25 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
It's exactly what you want it to be.
#26 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27 #27 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
at One Police Plaza today,
#28 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
So he's a great teacher. But I will say this.
#29 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
I don't see how it's an insult.
#30 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31 #31 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he".
#32 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
We've been at it for two hours
#33 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
It's why my wrist muscles are so defined.
#34 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us.
#35 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Sorry, yes, I meant to do that.
#36 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin.
#37 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
Don't be stupid.
#38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond?
#39 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
You're all done here, gorgeous.
#40 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42 #42 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43 #43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44 #44 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
Scully, where's that piece of junk mail
#46 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear.
#47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
bring him here, slit his throat in front of you,
#48 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry.
#49 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50 #50