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Season 4  "The Audit"  4x13

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 11, 2017

With the crime rate lowered, Brooklyn will be shutting down one of its precincts – permanently. The Nine-Nine is confident they will be evaluated fairly, until the official auditor turns out to be Amy’s ex-boyfriend, Teddy. The whole squad then must band together to try to save the precinct.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
His favorite app on his phone is "contacts."
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Actually, you know what? 55 feet by 40 feet.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
You know what? We're just looking to eliminate waste.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Probably Jeremy Irons.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
and go out there and make Teddy feel
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
is, "Do you have a bigger door I can enter through?"
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
He's much worse off.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
I got hit by a bus.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Maybe. Probably not.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
Diet ginger ale... that is my favorite.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee I rub on my kid.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
When we were going together, I was boring.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Humor is the tool of the interesting.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
It's like, "Why are we even doing this?"
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
I'd feel better if everyone had it on their calendars.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
I thought we were luring them into the break room.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
Oh, my God, he's so boring.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Just... you're not making me feel better.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- Shh. I think I hear Teddy. - You didn't answer.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Oh, this is bad.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
We could start a new life in the country,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
All right, here's the plan... We stage a fight.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
was that Amy insisted
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
and so was Teddy.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39
on me as I make this sincere apology.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
That's it. You've gone too far.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
They must've chewed themselves free.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
They're coked up. Get out of there.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
Run!
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
Okay.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
Well, I think what I'm about to say may solve things.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
What the hell is going on, man?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
That was a freak argument. We are very happy.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
Or maybe I won't. What's your answer?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Actually, you know what? 55 feet by 40 feet.
#2 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
You know what? We're just looking to eliminate waste.
#3 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing.
#4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5 #5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down
#6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
#7 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
#8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Probably Jeremy Irons.
#9 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
and go out there and make Teddy feel
#10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
is, "Do you have a bigger door I can enter through?"
#11 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
He's much worse off.
#12 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
I got hit by a bus.
#13 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Maybe. Probably not.
#14 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
Diet ginger ale... that is my favorite.
#15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
#16 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie.
#17 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
#18 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19 #19 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them.
#20 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee I rub on my kid.
#21 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
When we were going together, I was boring.
#22 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Humor is the tool of the interesting.
#23 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
It's like, "Why are we even doing this?"
#24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
I'd feel better if everyone had it on their calendars.
#25 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
I thought we were luring them into the break room.
#26 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler.
#27 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
#28 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
Oh, my God, he's so boring.
#29 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Just... you're not making me feel better.
#30 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- Shh. I think I hear Teddy. - You didn't answer.
#31 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Oh, this is bad.
#32 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
We could start a new life in the country,
#33 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
All right, here's the plan... We stage a fight.
#34 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness,
#35 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
was that Amy insisted
#36 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
and so was Teddy.
#37 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38 #38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39
on me as I make this sincere apology.
#39 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
That's it. You've gone too far.
#40 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
#41 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
They must've chewed themselves free.
#42 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
They're coked up. Get out of there.
#43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
Run!
#44 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
Okay.
#45 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
Well, I think what I'm about to say may solve things.
#46 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
What the hell is going on, man?
#47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
That was a freak argument. We are very happy.
#48 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
Or maybe I won't. What's your answer?
#49 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers
#50