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Season 4  "The Audit"  4x13

Aired 13 days ago - Apr 11, 2017

With the crime rate lowered, Brooklyn will be shutting down one of its precincts – permanently. The Nine-Nine is confident they will be evaluated fairly, until the official auditor turns out to be Amy’s ex-boyfriend, Teddy. The whole squad then must band together to try to save the precinct.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
His favorite app on his phone is "contacts."
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Actually, you know what? 55 feet by 40 feet.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
You know what? We're just looking to eliminate waste.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Probably Jeremy Irons.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
and go out there and make Teddy feel
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
is, "Do you have a bigger door I can enter through?"
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
He's much worse off.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
I got hit by a bus.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Maybe. Probably not.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
Diet ginger ale... that is my favorite.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee I rub on my kid.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
When we were going together, I was boring.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Humor is the tool of the interesting.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
It's like, "Why are we even doing this?"
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
I'd feel better if everyone had it on their calendars.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
I thought we were luring them into the break room.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
Oh, my God, he's so boring.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Just... you're not making me feel better.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- Shh. I think I hear Teddy. - You didn't answer.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Oh, this is bad.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
We could start a new life in the country,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
All right, here's the plan... We stage a fight.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness,
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
was that Amy insisted
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
and so was Teddy.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
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on me as I make this sincere apology.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
That's it. You've gone too far.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
They must've chewed themselves free.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
They're coked up. Get out of there.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
Run!
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
Okay.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
Well, I think what I'm about to say may solve things.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
What the hell is going on, man?
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
That was a freak argument. We are very happy.
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
Or maybe I won't. What's your answer?
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and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Actually, you know what? 55 feet by 40 feet.
#2
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
You know what? We're just looking to eliminate waste.
#3
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
It's BRB time. We're BRB-ing.
#4
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5 #5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
Oh, God, they're gonna shut this precinct down
#6
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
#7
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
#8
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
Probably Jeremy Irons.
#9
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
and go out there and make Teddy feel
#10
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
is, "Do you have a bigger door I can enter through?"
#11
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
He's much worse off.
#12
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
I got hit by a bus.
#13
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
Maybe. Probably not.
#14
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
Diet ginger ale... that is my favorite.
#15
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
What's your poison... German or Bohemian?
#16
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Just caught Detectives S and P in a bald-faced lie.
#17
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but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
#18
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because Scully kept eating the peanut butter out of them.
#20
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Now, please hand me that big jug wolf pee I rub on my kid.
#21
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When we were going together, I was boring.
#22
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Humor is the tool of the interesting.
#23
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
It's like, "Why are we even doing this?"
#24
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I'd feel better if everyone had it on their calendars.
#25
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
I thought we were luring them into the break room.
#26
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My tail seems to have gotten knotted around a sprinkler.
#27
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
grapefruit juice, and cranberry juice.
#28
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
Oh, my God, he's so boring.
#29
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Just... you're not making me feel better.
#30
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- Shh. I think I hear Teddy. - You didn't answer.
#31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
Oh, this is bad.
#32
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We could start a new life in the country,
#33
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
All right, here's the plan... We stage a fight.
#34
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
Jake's chronic tardiness, his slobbiness,
#35
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
was that Amy insisted
#36
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and so was Teddy.
#37
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on me as I make this sincere apology.
#39
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That's it. You've gone too far.
#40
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I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
#41
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They must've chewed themselves free.
#42
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They're coked up. Get out of there.
#43
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Run!
#44
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
Okay.
#45
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
Well, I think what I'm about to say may solve things.
#46
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
What the hell is going on, man?
#47
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
That was a freak argument. We are very happy.
#48
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
Or maybe I won't. What's your answer?
#49
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and that he cares so much about his dumb sneakers
#50