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Season 2  "Captain Peralta"  2x18

Aired 9 years ago - Mar 08, 2015

Jake's mainly absentee father, Roger, comes to town to spend some time with his son. Jake can't wait to see him, but Charles is skeptical of Roger's intentions. Meanwhile, Holt tasks Amy, Terry, Gina and Rosa with an impossible brain teaser in exchange for Beyoncé tickets.

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
It's a land of Tyreses.
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Two tickets to this Sunday's
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Terry, start flexing.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
If you look to your left, you'll see me,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
Hello, Captain. Captain.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
Noice.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
He says, "Bobby's got a big ol' butt."
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
Anyway, I'm not here to talk about me.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
and give up now, Sarge.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
Yeah, what about Rosa, Gina, and me?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
You're really not a part of this, Hitchcock.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
I just told them it was your birthday.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
So cool.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
Jake, I need your help.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
The case of why he came to town?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
Here's what we know so far.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
Very potent.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
Six, nonstop dumps.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
Of course, but take Boyle with you.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
Okay.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
And disturbing.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
[applause] Oh.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
[English accent] What do you say there, Scully, old boy?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
She's been spending some time at her place.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
[laughter]
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
If they weigh the same,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
Okay, we balance three against three,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
These islanders are delicious.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
Scully, what's going on?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Shoot.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
I think he did it.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
By wearing Dad's pilot uniforms.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
It's okay.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
But you defied the odds by having others
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
Stop the clock.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
(Holt) So that's it?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
Got dem wings.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Oh, crazy flight.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
My name's Captain Spike Masters.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
I do not know who you are,
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Oh, really?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
I highly doubt that, sir.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
and made these clever T-shirts that say, "#nerdfail."
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
That's crazy.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
riding up and down on a teeter-totter of taunts.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
sans the juice?
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
Drinks are on me.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
And the lights aren't on dimmers.
 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
No, don't do that, all right?

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Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
Two tickets to this Sunday's
#2 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
Terry, start flexing.
#3 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
If you look to your left, you'll see me,
#4 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
Hello, Captain. Captain.
#5 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
Noice.
#6 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
He says, "Bobby's got a big ol' butt."
#7 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
Anyway, I'm not here to talk about me.
#8 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
and give up now, Sarge.
#9 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
Yeah, what about Rosa, Gina, and me?
#10 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
You're really not a part of this, Hitchcock.
#11 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
I just told them it was your birthday.
#12 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
So cool.
#13 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
Jake, I need your help.
#14 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
The case of why he came to town?
#15 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
Here's what we know so far.
#16 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
Very potent.
#17 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
Six, nonstop dumps.
#18 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
Of course, but take Boyle with you.
#19 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
Okay.
#20 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
And disturbing.
#21 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
[applause] Oh.
#22 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
[English accent] What do you say there, Scully, old boy?
#23 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
She's been spending some time at her place.
#24 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
[laughter]
#25 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
If they weigh the same,
#26 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
Okay, we balance three against three,
#27 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
These islanders are delicious.
#28 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
Scully, what's going on?
#29 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Shoot.
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I think he did it.
#32 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
By wearing Dad's pilot uniforms.
#33 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
It's okay.
#34 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
But you defied the odds by having others
#35 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
Stop the clock.
#36 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
(Holt) So that's it?
#37 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
Got dem wings.
#38 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Oh, crazy flight.
#39 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
My name's Captain Spike Masters.
#40 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
I do not know who you are,
#41 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Oh, really?
#42 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
I highly doubt that, sir.
#43 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
and made these clever T-shirts that say, "#nerdfail."
#44 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
That's crazy.
#45 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
riding up and down on a teeter-totter of taunts.
#46 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
sans the juice?
#47 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
Drinks are on me.
#48 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
And the lights aren't on dimmers.
#49 Recap of Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
No, don't do that, all right?
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