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Season 7  "Kickoff"  7x6

Aired 9 years ago - May 18, 2014

A "Santa Monica Cop" kickoff party is hosted by Rath, where Hank conducts an intimate notes session with the show's leading lady, and Hashtag Black eyes Julia. Meanwhile, Charlie manages head-case client Goldie; and Stu makes Charlie an offer.

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 1
wherever it winds up.
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No offense-- y'all got the tendency
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 3
- Set--set bitches? Set bitch? - No.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 4
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
the one who came in his pants.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7
All right, go inside and behave yourself.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
something of a positive role model.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
My schween is hanging on your every word.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
and told me both men and women had nipples.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
- How you be, bro? - I be good.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
- Mm-hmm. - All right, look.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
I'm doing scenes with her right now up in here.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
then there's no ass left to enjoy.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
And he doesn't like the way you're writing him.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
So what? She can't spare a few minutes
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
beating off just seems kind of lame, you know?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
Sorry. Who would know?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
He let Hashtag call me a bitch today.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22
Good, I made sure they had
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 24
Be gentle with me.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
I did, and he blew me off.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
Oh, yeah? What's that, Stu?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
I know you won her fair and square,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
she let me go down on her,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
Tuesday...
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
With your permission, and hers, of course,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
You totally made this worth my while.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
It was time to grow the fuck up.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
or some class-up-the-ass BBC thing,
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 35
That is just a very nice thing to say about a person.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 36
It just sounds so intellectual.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 37
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 38
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
What can I say? You get the boys all hot and bothered.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
Come on, that's got to be a bit of a turn-on--
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
But I think there's only one way to defuse this situation.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
goes in here and whose doesn't, okay?
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
What you waiting for, Rath? Fire his fucking ass.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45
Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
So, really, this is all on you.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
She--she's the coolest. I think I'm in love.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
And he totally was.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 49
Don't worry, dad.
 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 50
Rath, I think what Goldie means to say is--

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Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 2
No offense-- y'all got the tendency
#2 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 3
- Set--set bitches? Set bitch? - No.
#3 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 4 #4 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 5 #5 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 6
the one who came in his pants.
#6 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 7
All right, go inside and behave yourself.
#7 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 8
something of a positive role model.
#8 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 9
My schween is hanging on your every word.
#9 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 10 #10 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 11
and told me both men and women had nipples.
#11 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 12
- How you be, bro? - I be good.
#12 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 13
- Mm-hmm. - All right, look.
#13 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 14
I'm doing scenes with her right now up in here.
#14 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 15
then there's no ass left to enjoy.
#15 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 16
And he doesn't like the way you're writing him.
#16 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 17
- sometimes you got to what? - You know.
#17 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 18
So what? She can't spare a few minutes
#18 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 19
beating off just seems kind of lame, you know?
#19 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 20
Sorry. Who would know?
#20 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 21
He let Hashtag call me a bitch today.
#21 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 22
Good, I made sure they had
#22 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 23 #23 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 24
Be gentle with me.
#24 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 25
I did, and he blew me off.
#25 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 26
Oh, yeah? What's that, Stu?
#26 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 27
I know you won her fair and square,
#27 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 28
she let me go down on her,
#28 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 29
Tuesday...
#29 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 30
With your permission, and hers, of course,
#30 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 31
You totally made this worth my while.
#31 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 32
It was time to grow the fuck up.
#32 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 33
or some class-up-the-ass BBC thing,
#33 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 34 #34 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 35
That is just a very nice thing to say about a person.
#35 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 36
It just sounds so intellectual.
#36 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 37 #37 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 38
Yeah. Um, sorry about that.
#38 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 39
What can I say? You get the boys all hot and bothered.
#39 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 40
I was very vulnerable in that chair.
#40 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 41
Come on, that's got to be a bit of a turn-on--
#41 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 42
But I think there's only one way to defuse this situation.
#42 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 43
goes in here and whose doesn't, okay?
#43 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 44
What you waiting for, Rath? Fire his fucking ass.
#44 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 45 #45 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 46
So, really, this is all on you.
#46 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 47
She--she's the coolest. I think I'm in love.
#47 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 48
And he totally was.
#48 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 49
Don't worry, dad.
#49 Recap of Californication Season 7 Episode 6 (S07E06) - 50
Rath, I think what Goldie means to say is--
#50