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Season 1  "The War On Grafelnik"  1x9

Aired 3 months ago - Dec 11, 2016

Torn between Edie’s Christmas and Zorn’s Grafelnik – the Zephyrian holiday of revenge – Alan realizes he can play his parents off each other to get better presents.

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
- than that German exchange student. - Helmut?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
It's like Christmas, but not at all.
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- the traditional Grafelnik greeting. - Oh, Grafel...
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
Oh, my God, I can't believe you fell for it.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
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and then it would be too late for you to do anything about it.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
My dad came to our house dressed as you-know-who.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
It was like my Vietnam, without the hookers.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Ever since that moment, whenever I see Santa,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Like, it's that easy to be a therapist?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Geez, I guess it really is that easy to become a therapist.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
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asking for all the revenge you want.
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- who can't afford gifts. - Great.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
- Boom! And there. - Wow, you know,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Why don't we ignore Grafelnik entirely, like everyone else on Earth.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
- I will take Alan from 7:00 to 9:30. - I'm not getting up at 7:00.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
So you take the afternoon.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
Hey, either way, I win. If he chooses me, I win.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
- how meaningful our... - ...holiday traditions will be.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
Then I'll just remind him about the high suicide rate
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
Fine, I guess I'll just tell him I have cancer.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
In fact, right at this moment, she's probably spending
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Are you kidding me?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
"Craig, you have to come spend the holidays with us in Ohio."
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
to spend the holidays with me to my own selfish ends.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
- What? - Oh, nothing. I like the glitter on this one.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Yeah, um, she said she might get me a 4K projector.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- it's gonna be magical jewelry, so... - He's bribing you with gifts?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I guess I better get started on a list.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
on a Friday night ever again.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
I'm just nervous because once, I saw Santa beat up somebody
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
I thank Jesus every day Jane told my mom
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I like that idea, but I'm-a do you one better.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
I got your big Grafelnik gift a little early.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
or dangerous than this, so I guess you win.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
- Ooh. - Happy Grafelnik!
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Ho-ho hold up. What is going on here?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
I prescribe for you...
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
Dude! I got, like, the best gift ever. My plan worked
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
- Zorn, we need to talk. - Oh, did you come here
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
But I overheard him scheming on the phone.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Christmas, Edie? No, thank you.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
I would have broken the hammer last,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Ooh.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
God, that sounds great.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
I'm gonna destroy everything she loves!
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Craig!

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
It's like Christmas, but not at all.
#2
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- the traditional Grafelnik greeting. - Oh, Grafel...
#3
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
Oh, my God, I can't believe you fell for it.
#4
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and then it would be too late for you to do anything about it.
#6
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
My dad came to our house dressed as you-know-who.
#7
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
It was like my Vietnam, without the hookers.
#8
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Ever since that moment, whenever I see Santa,
#9
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
Like, it's that easy to be a therapist?
#10
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Geez, I guess it really is that easy to become a therapist.
#11
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asking for all the revenge you want.
#14
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- who can't afford gifts. - Great.
#15
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- Boom! And there. - Wow, you know,
#16
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Why don't we ignore Grafelnik entirely, like everyone else on Earth.
#17
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- I will take Alan from 7:00 to 9:30. - I'm not getting up at 7:00.
#18
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So you take the afternoon.
#19
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Hey, either way, I win. If he chooses me, I win.
#20
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- how meaningful our... - ...holiday traditions will be.
#21
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Then I'll just remind him about the high suicide rate
#22
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Fine, I guess I'll just tell him I have cancer.
#23
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In fact, right at this moment, she's probably spending
#24
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
Are you kidding me?
#25
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"Craig, you have to come spend the holidays with us in Ohio."
#26
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to spend the holidays with me to my own selfish ends.
#27
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- What? - Oh, nothing. I like the glitter on this one.
#28
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Yeah, um, she said she might get me a 4K projector.
#29
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
- it's gonna be magical jewelry, so... - He's bribing you with gifts?
#30
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
I guess I better get started on a list.
#31
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on a Friday night ever again.
#32
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
I'm just nervous because once, I saw Santa beat up somebody
#33
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
I thank Jesus every day Jane told my mom
#34
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
I like that idea, but I'm-a do you one better.
#35
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I got your big Grafelnik gift a little early.
#36
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or dangerous than this, so I guess you win.
#37
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- Ooh. - Happy Grafelnik!
#38
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Ho-ho hold up. What is going on here?
#39
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
I prescribe for you...
#40
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Dude! I got, like, the best gift ever. My plan worked
#41
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
- Zorn, we need to talk. - Oh, did you come here
#42
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But I overheard him scheming on the phone.
#43
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Christmas, Edie? No, thank you.
#44
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
I would have broken the hammer last,
#45
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
Ooh.
#46
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
God, that sounds great.
#47
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I'm gonna destroy everything she loves!
#49
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Craig!
#50