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Season 1  "The Weekend Warrior"  1x4

Aired 3 months ago - Oct 16, 2016

Zorn tries to be a "cool dad" when Alan comes to visit, but things go off track when a friend of Alan's visits.

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
what Alangulon's hilarious response to my invite is.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
- Hello? - Oh, hey, Eric? Hi, this is Zorn.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
I... it's just that my son and I are still having trouble connecting.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
Todd! Help me out here.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
After that, my wife refused to let me watch Amanda alone.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
I'm making dinner.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
- I know. - And just because you're staying at your dad's,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
- I don't know. Jeff. - Jeff Holstein?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
See, this is what worries me.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
I just hope Bill doesn't tell that boring story
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- Uh... yeah, yeah, sure. - Right?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
that's a butt-load of hummus, but where's the pita?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
Brr. Hey, but don't worry. We've got...
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
will melt your face right off!
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
Oh, not quite.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
But, but the most important rule,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
- Ow. - Hit 'em with the Hein!
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
- aren't harshin' your mellow. - They're just mellowing my mellow.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
"Sorry, Jeff. Can't hang, feeling sick.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
- ease up a little bit on your mom's rules. - Really?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
uh, Queen Latifah gave me a high-five?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
Edie? Are you okay?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
Oh, you were just like,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
- Oh. - So they'd leave you for dead?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
but do not teach Alan how to stop his heart.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
What the hell, let me have some.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
Hey, sorry, Eric. Yeah, my kid's having friends over.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
No. Yeah, no...
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
I have traveled from afar to fulfill all your sexual desires.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
He looked! You looked, right?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
Oh, yeah!
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
♪ Oh, once upon a midnight dreary ♪
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
I just got to rub some lotion on my strap rash.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
- all of Mom's rules, right? - Y-Yeah.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Now tell me, haven't those two over didn't help take your
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
Oh, I like "Three Chardonnays Craig."
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Alan is almost an adult. You can trust him.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
All right, but... couch check on the rain sex.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
♪ Sheet meat a beautiful treat ♪
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
It's just, um... I-I'm missing something.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
and I smuggled this bad boy through customs.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
but now I'm worried he's gonna get killed by lava.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
your number on a bathroom wall,
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
All right.
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
- Let's melt some cars. - W-What?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
- Yeah, exactly. Ah, ah, ah... - You want that?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
- Uh, don't shoot! - With what, my flashlight?
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
- with this gentleman... Now! - Yeah.

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Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 2
- Hello? - Oh, hey, Eric? Hi, this is Zorn.
#2
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
I... it's just that my son and I are still having trouble connecting.
#3
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
Todd! Help me out here.
#4
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
After that, my wife refused to let me watch Amanda alone.
#5
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
I'm making dinner.
#6
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 7
- I know. - And just because you're staying at your dad's,
#7
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
- I don't know. Jeff. - Jeff Holstein?
#8
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
See, this is what worries me.
#9
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
I just hope Bill doesn't tell that boring story
#10
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- Uh... yeah, yeah, sure. - Right?
#11
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 12
that's a butt-load of hummus, but where's the pita?
#12
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
Brr. Hey, but don't worry. We've got...
#13
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 14
will melt your face right off!
#14
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 15
Oh, not quite.
#15
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 16
But, but the most important rule,
#16
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 17
- Ow. - Hit 'em with the Hein!
#17
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 18
- aren't harshin' your mellow. - They're just mellowing my mellow.
#18
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 19
"Sorry, Jeff. Can't hang, feeling sick.
#19
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 20
- ease up a little bit on your mom's rules. - Really?
#20
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 21
uh, Queen Latifah gave me a high-five?
#21
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 22
Edie? Are you okay?
#22
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 23
Oh, you were just like,
#23
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
- Oh. - So they'd leave you for dead?
#24
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 25
but do not teach Alan how to stop his heart.
#25
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
What the hell, let me have some.
#26
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
Hey, sorry, Eric. Yeah, my kid's having friends over.
#27
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28 #28 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
No. Yeah, no...
#29
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
I have traveled from afar to fulfill all your sexual desires.
#30
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 31
He looked! You looked, right?
#31
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 32
Oh, yeah!
#32
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
♪ Oh, once upon a midnight dreary ♪
#33
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
I just got to rub some lotion on my strap rash.
#34
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 35
- all of Mom's rules, right? - Y-Yeah.
#35
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
Now tell me, haven't those two over didn't help take your
#36
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 37
Oh, I like "Three Chardonnays Craig."
#37
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 38
Alan is almost an adult. You can trust him.
#38
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 39
All right, but... couch check on the rain sex.
#39
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
♪ Sheet meat a beautiful treat ♪
#40
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 41
It's just, um... I-I'm missing something.
#41
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
and I smuggled this bad boy through customs.
#42
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
but now I'm worried he's gonna get killed by lava.
#43
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
your number on a bathroom wall,
#44
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 45
All right.
#45
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 46
- Let's melt some cars. - W-What?
#46
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 47 #47 Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 48
- Yeah, exactly. Ah, ah, ah... - You want that?
#48
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 49
- Uh, don't shoot! - With what, my flashlight?
#49
Recap of Son of Zorn Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
- with this gentleman... Now! - Yeah.
#50