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Comedy

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Zorn, the animated warrior, returns to Orange County, CA, to win back his live-action ex-wife Edie and teenage son, Alan.

Season 1

Aired 5 months ago - Feb 19, 2017

Seeing an opportunity to get Linda’s old job back, Zorn increases Sanitation Solutions’ business by tapping into the Zephyrian market. Alan tries to win Layla back by becoming Prom King – with Zorn’s help.

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to do some corporate training with the CEO for a couple days.
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Great, and we can "ketchup" when I get back.
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I mean, in two days, we can make this company so rich
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Okay, so it's... so a good idea. You think it's a good idea.
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around the name Layla, so... [bell rings]
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she's-she's definitely gonna say yes.
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Wait, hold on. Proms have kings and queens?
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realize how great he is and get back with him.
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and the Gymnasium Where Prom... Is Gonna Be Held!
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It just happened and I guess I just sort of enjoyed it.
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Alan, do I look like someone who's ever been unpopular?
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Oh, this is so much easier in Zephyria!
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Who would have thought a real dad, a stepdad,
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even though I'm from a place that nobody has soap.
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a pretty fierce battle going on there.
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Zorn, we-we are South Zephyrian mud people.
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A-And you know, the-the more soap you buy,
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Hey.
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Yeah, I did, and she was like,
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So, anyways, I don't think it's gonna happen.
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Oh, I'm an idiot. Of course. We still have the Staff of Quiv!
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I donated the Staff of Quiv to Goodwill.
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I... have.
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to be sitting on the shelf of some thrift store.
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That's, that's what's important here.
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and instant hand sanitizer
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be part of the Sanitation Solutions.
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Shannon, for the record, I love your sense of humor.
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- Okay, give me... give me a kiss. - Yeah yeah.
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EDIE: Well, that was promising.
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I'm kidding.
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They paid us in 20 Zephyrian goats.
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So pretty. [goats bleating]
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Um, y-you don't want Layla to think you're popular?
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- Son of Zorn, or whatever. - # Simply the best #
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I promise, he's a loser. He's bad at everything.
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Ooh, cool! I guess I am kind of your sidekick.
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I don't care. Boo!
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Sorry about the whole prom thing, and...
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of a $10,000 expense!
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LINDA: And you are the boss now. So, in a lot of ways,
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It's been an honor serving you, sir.
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and insane cackling have been reported.
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Mm. You know, Edie, we married too soon.
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money when half of your clients pay you with meat.
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The doctor told me something pretty crazy.
Aired 5 months ago - Feb 12, 2017

Craig decides to run away to gain perspective on his relationship with Edie, leading to a road trip to bring him back.

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So those little glass eyes stare at her now as she sleeps.
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Of course! Anything for my little bro.
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Everything is fine.
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Well, everything happens for a reason.
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I mean, the Jewel of Mumbasca,
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we're trying to bribe you.
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If the cops showed up, she was just a blur of peach.
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Hey, if you like that one, you should see the one I did
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Oh, no, that's someone else's backpack... I kicked mine,
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My apartment!
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This, this is where Craig's trail stops.
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Oh... Oh, my god.
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Where'd you dump Craig's body, you psycho?!
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Okay, Edie, let's get out of here
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No, come on, it'll be fun. No, it'll be good. Zorn!
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I look like a walking bag of wet sand, so...
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This coach has seen your wet sandbag of a body, right?
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Talk to you guys later.
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without making a sound for what feels like an hour, right?
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Today you owe me $10,000.
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Good old Craig.
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and when your brother asked me to dance,
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I should've never given away the woman that I love.
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Okay.
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and lock up some nerds in the janitor's closet.
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No, I just did that because I'm so lonely.
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Do you not want to hang out?
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Oh, you know, I could've scored us some crystal meth
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with another human before.
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We were in a refugee camp.
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Okay, I want you to be honest with me.
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Wait, she just left? No, no, no, come on.
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Well, yeah. No.
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is because of your insane narcissism.
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So you get back here and apologize to me!
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The truth is, I really like you with Linda.
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Well, I do, but now I also care what I'm glad about.
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I don't care
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Oh, I'm so glad you're back.
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Oh, that's right. 'Cause I start lactating blood.
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Well, I invited her.
Aired 6 months ago - Jan 22, 2017

Craig is worried he’s not man enough for Edie and asks Zorn to help him become a warrior. Meanwhile, to get closer to Layla, Alan finds a way to change the thing about which he’s most insecure, but ends up going to extremes.

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Does this feel like the heartbeat of someone
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I can break a stick, Edie.
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Hey, Blake Erickson, the CEO of Sanitation Solutions,
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'Cause I think Erickson hates me. Last time he was here,
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Zorn, I want you to train me to be more like you.
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She already has that man: Alangulon. The fruit of my loins!
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Why-Why did you make me picture that?
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B.S.! He'll have a live pig,
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we got drinks, we got everything.
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You really do have amazing, amazing legs.
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Zorn, is this really necessary?
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Warriors don't have sleeves. We need our arms free,
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You shall not pass!
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Yeah, you should come back Saturday.
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I just, uh, I just caught a... caught a spider, yeah,
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A super magical day.
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Just shove it under the door, okay? Bye.
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- I'm gonna tackle the report right now. - Tennis, you say?
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I'm gonna guess gay. Okay, got to go.
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Resourceful. Acrobatic.
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or you can become someone whose privacy I respect,
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No, I saw a thing on 60 Minutes
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What? But you're the best boss ever.
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and make Linda jokes. Screw Linda, right, sir?
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seeing a gynecologist for your penis... I...
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After that, bitch better have my money.
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- Just have a heart. - I'm West Zephyrian.
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- Craig! - I'm sorry. It's just the sandman
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I'm doing the pigs... uh, factories.
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and I arrange them on a piece of construction paper.
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Milady.
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Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. It's just, you know,
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I mean, you were my bro. You know? And now?
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I'm being the guy that you can count on for everything, Edie.
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drugs from a cave doctor would have consequences?
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I call Zorn because he's a big dumb barbarian
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You don't need to be everything.
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Come on, junkie. Spill it. Tell me what you're hiding.
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Edie, please. Alangulon.
Aired 6 months ago - Jan 08, 2017

With Craig and Edie's engagement party around the corner, everyone is figuring out who to bring. Alan struggles to figure out his relationship status with Layla, while Zorn rekindles with his ex, Radiana, who is literally radioactive. All the while, Craig has just received his certificate in relationship counseling and is helping others, but just can't seem to help himself MORE -LESS

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Well, now I'm worried about my toast.
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and work acquaintances don't. And that's who this party is for.
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You're welcome. Plus... [chuckling] Layla's gonna see me harpin' out
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As a licensed therapist, I hope this courtship with
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Well, you know I love Alan more than anything.
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- in front of Layla. - You know,
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- You look great. - Aw, that's nice of you.
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[chuckling]: Just thought I'd stop by with my super sexy plus one.
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I like to think of it as recycling. [chuckling]
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Uh, just, uh, give me one second, babe.
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doesn't mean you should get back into
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[electrical crackling] if you flirt with Edie again,
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But I don't know what to do because that, like,
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[moans] [laughing]: Oh, yeah.
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[music] [Zorn coughing]
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but somehow, it just... yeah, I mean...
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"No, no, no, you're funny. You-you don't say funny things,
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Okay? [laughs]
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so they wouldn't embarrass themselves
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he was way better at something else, right?
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[music]
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Doesn't it just feel right?
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- And you think I'm fat! - What?
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[laughing]: Oh, yeah.
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[chuckles] Yeah... Oh. Oh, no.
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- and co-workers to stare at us. - Yeah, I know.
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Zorn... you look like Matthew McConaughey
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I'm not gonna let him make a fool of himself in front of Layla.
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- Uh-huh. - Uh... your eyebrows are missing.
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if you don't mind. Uh, Don't worry,
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- She's bad for you. - Alangulon, I can't break up with her, okay?
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so I don't want to lose you.
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Sorry, I lost consciousness there for a hot sec.
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I can't find my glasses anywhere.
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Knock knock. Your son said you needed me.
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Uh, we went to this Italian place. Uh...
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Fear not for that lonely wanderer.
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- I know, but I'm done with my speech. - Shh-shh... just keep talking.
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Oh. Here's my belly button's, uh, review
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- Is that something we really need... - Ow! Aunt Deb!
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It's too dangerous. You can't go in there.
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at the whole therapy thing as you think you are?
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that when I die, you'll die a split second later,
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- The man is you. - No, the man was my friend, Andrew.
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Can't you see how pathetic you look, you...
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that will never, ever come true. Just like you.
Aired 7 months ago - Dec 11, 2016

Torn between Edie’s Christmas and Zorn’s Grafelnik – the Zephyrian holiday of revenge – Alan realizes he can play his parents off each other to get better presents.

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- than that German exchange student. - Helmut?
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It's like Christmas, but not at all.
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- the traditional Grafelnik greeting. - Oh, Grafel...
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Oh, my God, I can't believe you fell for it.
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and then it would be too late for you to do anything about it.
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My dad came to our house dressed as you-know-who.
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It was like my Vietnam, without the hookers.
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Ever since that moment, whenever I see Santa,
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Like, it's that easy to be a therapist?
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Geez, I guess it really is that easy to become a therapist.
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asking for all the revenge you want.
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- who can't afford gifts. - Great.
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- Boom! And there. - Wow, you know,
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Why don't we ignore Grafelnik entirely, like everyone else on Earth.
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- I will take Alan from 7:00 to 9:30. - I'm not getting up at 7:00.
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So you take the afternoon.
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Hey, either way, I win. If he chooses me, I win.
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- how meaningful our... - ...holiday traditions will be.
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Then I'll just remind him about the high suicide rate
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Fine, I guess I'll just tell him I have cancer.
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In fact, right at this moment, she's probably spending
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Are you kidding me?
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"Craig, you have to come spend the holidays with us in Ohio."
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to spend the holidays with me to my own selfish ends.
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- What? - Oh, nothing. I like the glitter on this one.
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Yeah, um, she said she might get me a 4K projector.
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- it's gonna be magical jewelry, so... - He's bribing you with gifts?
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I guess I better get started on a list.
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on a Friday night ever again.
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I'm just nervous because once, I saw Santa beat up somebody
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I thank Jesus every day Jane told my mom
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I like that idea, but I'm-a do you one better.
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I got your big Grafelnik gift a little early.
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or dangerous than this, so I guess you win.
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- Ooh. - Happy Grafelnik!
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Ho-ho hold up. What is going on here?
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I prescribe for you...
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Dude! I got, like, the best gift ever. My plan worked
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- Zorn, we need to talk. - Oh, did you come here
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But I overheard him scheming on the phone.
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Christmas, Edie? No, thank you.
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I would have broken the hammer last,
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Ooh.
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God, that sounds great.
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I'm gonna destroy everything she loves!
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Craig!
Aired 7 months ago - Dec 04, 2016

Zorn's friend, Headbutt Man comes to town. Unfortunately for Zorn, his friend is now sober.

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that you feel like your best days are behind you,
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Well, I for one am looking forward to meeting this gentleman.
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Mm. What a freak.
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- Never mind. - Who is that I see?
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That didn't sound right. I'm sorry.
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- Do I... Have we met? - I don't think so.
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Um... my mom and brother are both dead.
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maybe you guys could go together or something like that.
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Headbutt Girl?
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you're prepared to go to, like, an American party.
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My office is having a bananas-ass throw-down.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you guys go ahead and stay here.
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Aw, I totally fell for it, man.
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Am I right or am I right or am I right?
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So I was on a little latte break, and...
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Well, Elizabeth got me into it.
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Do I? Then I followed that boar home
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Sorry about the crackers! Please clean them up for me.
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I didn't know you were still glorping.
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That chick is brainwashing you.
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If it weren't for her, I just... I don't know.
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Tell you what. Let's swing by that work party.
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- Who's this? - Uh, this is, uh, Head...
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- So, Clementina, huh? That's a... - Where can I drop a B.M.?
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the chant goes like this: "Butt! Butt! Butt! Butt!"
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♪ First you get a swimming pool ♪
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I just want you to think about...
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It's true, we have met before. Does Arrowhead ring a bell?
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Arrowhead was our seventh grade summer camp.
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But Josh was going out with me at the time, so...
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- That is bad. - Awesome.
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- So... yeah. - Yeah, me also.
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Layla, Alan. Come on, we're going swimming.
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- You coming? - I just ate. So, ugh.
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Best time I've had in three months, two weeks and five days.
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The real reason we came was 'cause Elizabeth
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I'm feeling crazy tonight!
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Michael Slater from Camp Arrowhead.
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I don't know if you heard of them... and Random House
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Edie or Lizzie?
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- Look, you need help at all... - Just hang up.
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Am I the only one that finds this story disturbing?
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- then going to bed. - Stop being such a buzz-kill, Zorn.
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Oh, is that Butt?
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Uh, I think I heard somebody say something
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- Who invited her? - He did.
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I think we're all saying stuff we're gonna regret.
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It's all you.
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Hey. Thanks, Alangulon.
Aired 8 months ago - Nov 13, 2016

Zorn crashes Edie's Thanksgiving dinner to prove to her mother that he's mature.

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by running off to Zephyria and marrying a barbarian.
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I must not have heard you come in, because I
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I grew up on a farm. I had a pet turkey.
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Uh, that's a saying about someone else, by the way.
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Go time!
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- I trust you know best. - Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the gravy has been boated.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Hey. I was just listening through the door with this cup.
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Now, if we can't come together as a family
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Yes! I am through the door and smelling that turkey.
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It's not like he can re-kill it.
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Not sure if you know that about me, Roberta.
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Yeah. Matt Lauer was there. He walked the orange
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you think it might be time to consider wearing pants?
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No, totally into pants. Big pants guy.
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All right, here we go, here we go.
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Damn you!
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About the new craft sodas I just bought?
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Look, I know how tough Roberta can be.
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♪ Grandma ♪
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learning about Craig's bubblegum sodas.
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But the main thing is I agree.
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a landscape ravaged by laser beam holes and acid-slime craters.
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- and I saw a softer side of him. - Ugh, come on.
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by his archnemesis, the war criminal,
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You see there? He's gone full barbarian on me.
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Zorn! See? "Vulchazor", Zorn.
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- my life is finally in a good place. - Thanks a lot, Dad.
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"If the berry's yellow, you're not okay, fellow."
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You know what? I'm getting the feeling
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Stupid, itchy... Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm asking because I'm treating this Grithian herdsman
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Psst.
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What? Are you just gonna brew a magic potion?
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- # Scrubbed, scrubbed, scrubbed # - Bone of beast.
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- Nothing. - Really? Because the wishbone
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Alan, what the hell is going on here?
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- Zorn, I'm with a... - Yeah, Doc, look,
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Well... I mean, I guess she's not my mother-in-law yet, so...
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on her bottom lip real sexy.
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Edie, it's not what you think.
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I mean, all I wanted was to spend Thanksgiving with you guys,
Aired 8 months ago - Nov 06, 2016

Zorn uses his body double dummy "Meka-Zorn" to sneak out of work and wait in line for the latest video game in a series that has Alan and Craig bonding, while Edie and Linda take their frustrations with Zorn out on the dummy.

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Check it out.
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'cause, you know, I love his awkward little ass.
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Can you believe that? And then, last weekend, Zorn stood in
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I get it, too.
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Okay, I'm just gonna be really truthful with you.
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If that's Meka-Zorn, then... Dad...
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that line, you know, and meet other gamers and stuff.
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I'm your dad. I'll let you skip school.
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a robot can have sex with, right? Yeah, all right.
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You know, but I did bring an invisibility cloak.
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He assures me that we are 35th in line.
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Oh, yeah, go for it.
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I don't want to be that guy,
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I'm just trying to do my job and live my life.
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and then you're gonna make fun of me later. Well...
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Tell you what. How about I go get more tacks,
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- Zorn cracked my screen again. - Damn it, Zorn!
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It's, like, "Okay, yeah, I'm a psychologist,
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Ugh! Oh, my God.
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Hi. I got a call. I guess I'm Zorn's emergency contact.
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See? I think he may be having a seizure.
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- This looks like a job for Zorn. - Yeah.
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Well, I'm his boss. That's who I am to judge.
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And that's very joyful, and I've got a party planning business.
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- He-yah! Ha, who'd have thunk? - Come on!
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Look at you. You look red.
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because you're his dad.
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I get it. My ex is the worst, too.
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- whenever you feel like it. - Really?
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Just wanted to see what it was like to punch a bastard.
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Kill-basa, baby!
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- that warfare takes on your mind. - Oh, no, no, no.
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All right, come on, Alangulon. We can still salvage the day.
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Meka-Zorn? Where are you?
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- Well, we seemed to... get along earlier. - Hey, hey, shut up.
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- uh, call me. - Okay.
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Hey, Jake!
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this is the best of both worlds. It's, like, all the good...
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- Hey, Mom! Hey, we're back. - Hey! Alan...
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I'm Zorn's boss, and Edie's # new best friend for friggin' life. #
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This is Meka-Zorn. It's Dad's robot decoy.
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- I'm your mom's best friend. - Hi.
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I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Zorn on the horn.
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I mean, at first you hate me, then you like me,
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Well, maybe by forcing him to be close, you're actually
Aired 9 months ago - Oct 23, 2016

Zorn tries to teach Alan about Zephyria, while Edie fights her new neighbors over their talking garden gnome.

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"Two sack masters hackin' the..."
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No, I mean, we're just friends.
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There's no place like Gnome!
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Oh, yeah, I think we might.
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over and over, but it's only getting funnier.
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Well, I'm not gonna get all Zephie-ish on our neighbor.
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Alangulon only knows about Zephyria through stereotypes.
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I find the best way to do that is through a culture's cuisine.
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Is that the best you got?
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- Yeah, yeah, uh, yeah. - I don't know, it's like...
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authentic Zephyrian experience in Orange County.
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Welcome to taste of Zephyria,
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- Uh, how's the stir-fry? - Delicious. It comes with a zesty
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Sir, while we may have taken a few tiny liberties,
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Come on, come on, let's go. We're going.
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Well, great. I just wanted to say hi.
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- Yeah. - So... does that mean you're not...
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- Is that Craig? - Him? That's funny because...
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I think that's a good idea, sweetie.
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That's all we're good for, huh?
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Todd, you need to learn that people aren't stereotypes. For instance,
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- to convey a respectful sadness? - Maybe not.
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- Maybe you want to come over? - And do yearbook stuff?
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And I have just a few other small requests.
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Uh, he would appreciate that. Take care.
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Okay. Ow, ow, my knuckles.
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You know, he hasn't had leprosy,
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yeah... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Aw, I've seen it, like, so many times.
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Alangulon. Alangulon's concubine.
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It's cool. It's-it's interesting.
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but still playful, wearing the remains
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- and feared she-warriors. - She looks so real.
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Before and after spectral transformation.
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Sure is. All human throats too.
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Calm down? Calm do... you just hit my friend
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It really only got weird for me after you started yelling at him.
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Horrible. No, Alangulon hated it.
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Well, I've got to admit, that cheers me up a bit.
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Oh, and get this. They thought Zorn was your fiancé.
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You're gonna turn yourself to stone!
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Did your dad show you the throat-sicord? That's cool.
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You could call it violent, or you could call it heroic.
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Zorn?
Aired 9 months ago - Oct 16, 2016

Zorn tries to be a "cool dad" when Alan comes to visit, but things go off track when a friend of Alan's visits.

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what Alangulon's hilarious response to my invite is.
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- Hello? - Oh, hey, Eric? Hi, this is Zorn.
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I... it's just that my son and I are still having trouble connecting.
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Todd! Help me out here.
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After that, my wife refused to let me watch Amanda alone.
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I'm making dinner.
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- I know. - And just because you're staying at your dad's,
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- I don't know. Jeff. - Jeff Holstein?
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See, this is what worries me.
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I just hope Bill doesn't tell that boring story
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- Uh... yeah, yeah, sure. - Right?
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that's a butt-load of hummus, but where's the pita?
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Brr. Hey, but don't worry. We've got...
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will melt your face right off!
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Oh, not quite.
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But, but the most important rule,
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- Ow. - Hit 'em with the Hein!
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- aren't harshin' your mellow. - They're just mellowing my mellow.
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"Sorry, Jeff. Can't hang, feeling sick.
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- ease up a little bit on your mom's rules. - Really?
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uh, Queen Latifah gave me a high-five?
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Edie? Are you okay?
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Oh, you were just like,
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- Oh. - So they'd leave you for dead?
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but do not teach Alan how to stop his heart.
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What the hell, let me have some.
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Hey, sorry, Eric. Yeah, my kid's having friends over.
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No. Yeah, no...
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I have traveled from afar to fulfill all your sexual desires.
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He looked! You looked, right?
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Oh, yeah!
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♪ Oh, once upon a midnight dreary ♪
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I just got to rub some lotion on my strap rash.
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- all of Mom's rules, right? - Y-Yeah.
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Now tell me, haven't those two over didn't help take your
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Oh, I like "Three Chardonnays Craig."
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Alan is almost an adult. You can trust him.
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All right, but... couch check on the rain sex.
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♪ Sheet meat a beautiful treat ♪
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It's just, um... I-I'm missing something.
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and I smuggled this bad boy through customs.
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but now I'm worried he's gonna get killed by lava.
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your number on a bathroom wall,
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All right.
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- Let's melt some cars. - W-What?
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- Yeah, exactly. Ah, ah, ah... - You want that?
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- Uh, don't shoot! - With what, my flashlight?
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- with this gentleman... Now! - Yeah.
Aired 9 months ago - Oct 02, 2016

Zorn rallies his co-workers against one of their own after hot sauce is stolen from the break room. Also: Alan tries to convince Edie to write him an excuse note to get out of gym class.

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All you need to really do is just walk up to them,
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- I was a bully. - Yeah, I can see that.
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More copying, more collating. Then I have something
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What am I supposed to do for lunch?
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Well, strange visitor from "across the hall," you do
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Ugh! This is exactly what happened with Vulchazor.
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The New Yorker did a whole cartoon on it.
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guy who met David Spade once,
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and eventual decapitator
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Does he have a nervous system, and can he experience pain?
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- but those days are over, Zorn. - No, Edie, I don't care about battles!
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Oh!
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- You are loved. - What?
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Hey! What's with all the shouting?
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But in this battle, they can never actually win.
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Nothing to look at.
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And they cheered for their hero,
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No, that's a cool thing. That's, like, a compliment.
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Stop the fighting, or I'll kick both your asses.
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Alan, you have to tell me everything.
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Okay, it's technically not karate, but it's cool.
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See, I can't hear you, Zorn, 'cause I'm in my turtle shell.
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Okay, come at me. Try to punch me.
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You can't do it... Hyah!
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The Five Strike Zephyrian Death Attack.
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- Just... - Oh, Alan, I'm sorry!
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I beat it before and I'll beat it again!
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Which is, actually, like my own office.
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Well, the battle resumes.
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- His blood! - Looking for me?
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Hey! Seriously? Is... Is this about the hot sauce?
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- No, it's not! - I... I'm sorry, Derek,
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I said I'm sorry I took your stupid snacks!
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jump over a cone or something.
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All right? I'm half Zephyrian.
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- What? - I said, I wish I could understand you,
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Dude, just let this beatdown happen.
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And please, if you will, see to it that my head
Aired 10 months ago - Sep 25, 2016

After embarrassing Alan in front of his crush, Nancy, Zorn uses the Stone of Sight to spy on the girl for his son. Meanwhile, Edie is determined to move on and forces Zorn to finally move his old boxes out of her garage and into his own apartment

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- Mm. Yeah. Sure. Let me just... - Nah.
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Why would you need hand dryers? Let's say you got a sackful
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- and you have not made one. - And yet I'm still having fun,
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Make a sale, or I'm gonna fire you.
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an area I might be helpful to you, you know.
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- I was so darn wasted. - Can I...
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It's not your garage anymore, Zorn.
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- Nope. - And second of all, he calls it
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- Is it like an A-minus? - Yes.
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You'd get a P7 in my book.
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Yeah. That's what it is.
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Corn Nuts?
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Where did the Corn Nuts go?
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Make yourself at home.
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Uh, what'd you want to talk about?
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No, I use the Stone of Sight.
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- Nancy? What is this? - Come on, just say it.
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Excuse me for not knowing all the crimes
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she was lying to her best friend Shannon,
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- Mm-hmm. - Then it's just basically
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Likes... the way Rooney Mara wore it.
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Mm. Now I got to go back and apologize to that valet.
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"Oh, look at me cycling with my fiancée.
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I literally said the same thing this morning.
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This is Shannon, by the way.
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She was really into volleyball last year,
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Craig's bike, together, just the two of them.
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then how come you still have your Zorn tattoo?
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Did you spy on me in the shower?
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Okay, fine. You think some little safe is gonna stop me?
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Could you maybe give me some pointers on what
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Was that a client?
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And then, you know, I-I lost it, and-and now I'm afraid
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You know, just don't give in to it.
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- I mean, that is on him. - Oh. Y-You got a thing
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Look, as childish
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Hmm.
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Well, maybe it's not her brother.
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Okay. Well, I'm sorry. It was kind of an emergency.
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Hell, I once pee-blasted a Glombeast off a cliff.
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Oh, you think I can do better? Really?
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- You spied on me? - Yeah. I used the Stone of Sight.
Aired 10 months ago - Sep 11, 2016

When Zorn travels from his native land of Zephyria to California to visit his son, Alangulon, aka Alan, he learns that his ex-wife, Edie, has a fiancé. But to reconnect with his son, Zorn stays and obtains a job where, despite his “unique” qualities, he is welcomed by his new boss.

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Oh, not how I remember that photo being framed,
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Look at us, fighting like the old days.
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like, swinging a sword around, yelling my name.
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Vulchazor sends a bunch of
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Oh.
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- Okay. - Oh,
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than any other professor out there?
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You know, I could see someone being into that.
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Come on... Edie.
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you were actually staring at my quadriceps.
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- My fiancée. - My fiancé... cé... cé...
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Alangulon!
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He's super weird, I don't know him.
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You knew your dad was coming over.
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makes me want to take that brain gouger
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Maybe I'll talk to him then or something. I don't know.
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with his bus driver's head as we speak.
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Thank you. I'm, uh, I'm just gonna...
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That... you know,
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- Yeah, but it's our stick. - Alan isn't a kid anymore,
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Yeah, yeah, but I-I don't know, maybe she's right.
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I'd give anything for one more second.
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- behind their bathroom mirror. - 6B.
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A-and then, well, then I would
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an entry-level sales position.
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What?
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- your message, press one. - Wha...?
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anyway, what I was saying was, um... where do I start?
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Damn it! Damn you! Damn...
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Oh, nuts!
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- You little psycho. - I'm fine. I don't really want to...
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Oh, hey, at, uh, work, my boss, you know?
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You're not listening. He's my superior.
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Look, I know this is tough for you, okay?
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- Say it's gonna be all-all fine now? - You guys ready?
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Maybe 'cause I'm, like, informed and stuff.
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Oh, he definitely takes the bus.
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Check this one out. Hey, look at that.
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Zorn?
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That is not a name
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And he's acting all weird about taking the bus, it's like...
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See that, Zorn?
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- and imagine them melting. - No.
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I can use that idea on my son.
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come outside, check out your new ride?
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- You paid attention to something I said? - That's right.