Aired a year ago - Dec 02, 2015
The race is on for Jamie as he struggles to assemble his loved ones, rescue Layla from the clutches of his evil twin and reach the bunker before the approaching meteor strikes. Meanwhile, Sr Celine makes a discovery that makes her want to survive
the apocalypse more than ever, while those racing from America to Sutton's bunker are put in jeopardy when their plane is forced to land in a field.
BANGING MUFFLED: Help! Where am I?!
We will all go to heaven and
I'm going to see Jude again.
What are you on about?
Thanks, Mum, that's really helpful(!)
Maybe the voice in her
head told her where it was.
I'm serious. If I'm
slowing you down, leave me.
Either we rescue Celine
or... or we go and find Layla,
Anyone who can't run gets left behind.
Because I'm the only one who knows
where the bunker is, you moron.
- Or what?
- HE REVS THE ENGINE
This brings us back out by the bridge.
Rajesh, honey, please look at me.
That wasn't very dignified, was it?
Are you insane? You came
all this way just to give up?
You want a hug?
A rock's hit the entrance.
I understand you're suspicious of me.
- No! It's not shutting.
OK, go on. Get in there.
Oh, you think?
Aired a year ago - Nov 25, 2015
Jamie panics when he finds himself separated from Layla and Frankie just 24 hours before the end of the world, but his luck could be about to change when he strikes a deal with his grandmother. Meanwhile, a recent tragedy causes Sr Celine to return
to Slough, the President gets a nasty shock when he arrives at the bunker and Rhonda and Leanne force down their last meal before facing the firing squad.
than it used to, so we can
still give him a proper burial.
And for your, er, discretion.
the State urges Your Honour to
impose the maximum possible sentence.
I find you guilty of all charges.
I can't believe she was married to Jude.
I know. Let me explain.
OK, if there had been any other way
without causing widespread panic,
Shooting the President.
It was just awful!
- You've a nerve coming here.
- Haven't I?
Oh, how adorably old-fashioned!
I will have you killed.
It's fitting. He would
have liked it. To Jude.
I wish you good luck.
And I mean the one that Prince promised me.
You were at the funeral.
That's really sweet of you.
But you can't save them.
David, this bucket list is pathetic.
Can't we just be pleased to see each other?
Oi, let me in, I'm gonna puke!
hardly seems worth the death penalty.
We was barely doing it two, three
times a night there towards the end.
gonna see your husband and your
son again but that ain't true.
My mother's dead. So... whoever
you are, could you please just...
Armageddon is tomorrow.
to find out what all the fuss was about.
So, you met Grandma, then.
you're gonna have to face this.
wanted to say goodbye.
has asked me to be his
good lady wife. And I...
What does it matter? She's my mum!
I love you, too, Mum.
and I say you're proud of the
cowardice of your regiment!
Aired a year ago - Nov 18, 2015
Jamie seriously underestimates Ariel’s intelligence when the pair come face to face in uncertain circumstances. Meanwhile, with their apocalypse plan in motion, Scotty, Gaines and the team anxiously wait to see if they have done enough to save the
world. Plus, Celine is forced to make a major decision about her future, and there are huge consequences when Father Jude makes a daring stand against the Vatican hierarchy.
Good work, soldier.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap.
Have you ever seen the Severn?
Come with me, child. We must talk.
If you wish to stay with
him, you must leave the order
Let's live honestly. I want
you more than any of this.
We'll talk about all the shoe stuff later.
Please, Jamie, for our daughter.
Nice try, Jamie, but I don't believe you.
So if you think for one second
I'm so scared!
You bring back-up, Layla dies.
Is that the six-year-old
who rose from the dead?
the end really is nigh.
What is said between these
walls stays between these walls.
And then when you've got her
safe, and I'm close enough,
Has the blast succeeded in
knocking the comet off course?
And I was a fool to think that he was.
Jamie, whatever happens, promise
me you'll get Frankie out of here.
and swap in a clean one,
otherwise she stinks.
I didn't realise the dress
code was "heavily armed".
Looks like you brought
a gun to a bomb fight!
OK. Just tell me what
to do to keep her safe
- It's OK. Uncle Ariel ran away.
- He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
- That's why I'm here.
- No. Sorry, Father.
Never before have we, as a collective,
Now our future is assured,
Aired a year ago - Nov 11, 2015
Scotty is forced to choose between sister Rhonda and Operation Saviour when he spots a crucial error in the plan to save the world. With just two weeks to go until impact, Messiah hunters Celine and Jude investigate a marriage cult on a holiday
island. Plus, Ariel embarks on a threatening mission. And, eager for answers, Jamie travels with Dave to what he believes is Layla’s home, where the danger proves far from over for him and those close to him.
They will get here.
so the final hour will see a meteor
shower on an unprecedented scale.
But last night I was very drunk
in the toilet of the pub
JAMIE: You're just
a jumped-up bit of tree, aren't you?
It's true. He says he wants you to live.
- I don't know.
You know what you are? A dinosaur.
Oh, it's a miracle.
You're my angel, Jamie.
I don't wanna go in that bunker.
I'll meet my maker
with my head held high.
- I'm happy we're going to be together.
- (EXTINGUISHER HISSES)
No, we are not going to Windsor.
I've got a question for you because
something seems real funky to me.
So get out of the car
and give me the keys.
I just wouldn't want you
thinking less of me, babe.
The bunker's real
and it's your only hope.
But I forgot my armbands.
Get out of my fucking way!
Oh, but apparently we weren't.
It's a miracle, Jamie!
Shall Mama give you some num-nums?
Hmm? Shall she?
They don't, hun.
I can't. Not without you.
- Where is he?
- Shutting the door.
Give it time.
Then we can dump the peripherals.
Aired a year ago - Nov 04, 2015
Deeply unhappy about the choices he has made in the name of professional duty, Scotty tries to make amends. However, his actions fail to go down well with Gaines. Back in Slough and back in his rut (much to Paula and Dave’s despair), Jamie’s life receives another shake-up when a sudden tragedy prompts his father to get in touch.
who's running the
controversial drug trials.
The Son of God walks amongst...
'Jamie, he is the son of
God, he will lead his people
Yeah, we really pulled out
all the stops, didn't we?
Hello? Police department?
I can't get involved!
We ended up spiking their drinks one night.
So I asked her to...
I told you I don't come
out of this well. But...
Told her to dump me in
a car park, so she did,
Oh, and that was just after
he wet himself at Thorpe Park.
He threw it away. It's,
er... It's complicated.
How long has Scotty had a boyfriend?
Shame he didn't have more kids
before he retired from all that.
But I had to disappear.
911 just got a call. McNeil
carjacked someone at a drive-through
And then it turned out she
was married to my brother.
Check that for me, will you,
Father? Just in case it's him.
When did we stop telling each other stuff?
You must be Rhonda.
So how'd you get her out?
I'll be under suspicion
if they know I'm with you.
I haven't worked it out yet, but
you are up to something, aren't you?
She drew you.
Jamie, get down here right now.
Aired a year ago - Oct 28, 2015
Jamie makes a discovery that leaves him feeling completely betrayed, while Ariel sends Scotty a worrying video message. Rhonda realises she can't trust anyone when she comes face to face with Leanne's husband and the sexual tension builds between Sr Celine and Fr Jude.
No, it's not!
Mind like a steel trap, me.
You're not welcome.
Maybe I should...watch the van?
It's quite a funny story how we met.
Good, good. Well, she likes to drink.
Maybe this is a Messiah that I can...
I'm home. Oh, boy...
You ain't gonna welcome your girl
Big Todd... What the fuck?
I'm not holy. I never said I was.
You didn't say anything about the
bunker. You said he had Spike.
Sorry, Jamie. Don't be sorry.
The Latin comes from the Greek.
I'm sure the odds that she didn't
know she had an identical sister
that whatever happens, these worldly
concerns are beneath him.
Jamie is special.
None of the Layla stuff is Mary's
fault. Are we sure about the Messiah
How is it that everyone I'm related
to is completely barking insane?!
Paula rescued you from the car park!
Paula raised you. I mean, have you
called her this week?
after that comes earthquakes,
Get the hell out of there!
We don't get in without you, you
don't get in without us.
So, the woman in Moscow - the one
who nearly got you caught -
I am drunk.
I mean, we've put in the time.
Aired a year ago - Oct 21, 2015
Rhonda horrifies herself when she realises she will do anything to maintain her freedom, while Fr Jude proves the depths of his conviction to Celine as they and a new Messiah investigator rush to stop a man from jumping off a building. Jamie finally
arrives at his birth mother's mental health facility and Ariel reveals his surprising motive for hacking into the NSA's systems - and then stumbles upon the US government's biggest secret.
For the final time,
Spike, there is no comet.
Please, I-I-I have a family, a wife, kids.
(Knocks) Hey, kid. You OK?
'Read the sign. Piss off.'
He says he wants to talk to you, Father.
Is this about the kid, cos
I'm getting a little bored.
Father Jude? Thank you for coming.
I'm no Messiah.
I could use me a little feminine release,
if you know what I mean? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
He's got fingers. He can
dial a phone like anyone else.
Yeah. I think it's just
a post-adrenaline thing
Jude, I am so sorry. I did not know.
but the guys with their
fingers on the button...
Who the hell's Claire Roony?
No, you were right.
This is not your problem.
Right. Go on, then. Get in there.
Made it seem like
everything was gonna be OK.
'Let the boy go. He has
nothing to do with this.'
Let's just get Mary and go.
Oh, Dave! I've taken worse than that one.
Is that a rifle you're pointing
or are you just happy to see me?
I'm not fucking around over here!
Rhonda, look at me.
he is very, very punchable.
There are seven billion
people on this planet
Aired a year ago - Oct 14, 2015
Fr Jude and Sr Celine try to help a young girl escape an angry mob that believes she is the Messiah, while Jamie's search for his birth mother grinds to a halt when he is again mistaken for Ariel. Rhonda's brother Scotty kickstarts the US
government's Operation Saviour, while her and Leanne's bid to rejoin their families is scuppered when she is arrested for stealing clothes.
- Straight up!
- Straight up. And some sex.
And we're driving to London
to find Ariel,
Jamie, your vagina mum is awesome.
I don't get it.
(FLOW OF URINE)
You're all grown!
- Rhonda McNeil.
did I call her a fucking peach
or did I not?
and I'm gonna take care of it, OK?
You lived on the streets? Of Naples?
- Of course he's ready.
What did she say, anyway?
They were very young,
but I could hardly object.
How do you do it?
Feed all those people.
What we need is a good, strong brew.
the containers sit here for months.
You heard a voice in your head,
Keep your voice down, and try not to
make this all about you just this once.
I'm going back to searching, OK?
What did I tell you, kids?
Some folks are real ignorant.
OK? I'm just an ordinary guy,
Now the house is gonna blow.
I tested your faith,
but you held strong.
Very boring, Spike.
but you still came out of hiding
just to talk to her.
MOLBY: Reporting on mark C,
mark F and mark G.
This shit's gonna be just about fit
to wipe your ass with pretty quick.
Aired a year ago - Oct 07, 2015
Jamie enlists the help of his flatmate Dave as he embarks on a mission to find his missing wife Layla, while Fr Jude asks for the assistance of Sr Celine when he is given a the job of searching for the second coming of the Messiah. Rhonda is
determined to return to her husband and son before the world comes to an end, but the leader of shadowy cyberterrorist group Deux Ex Machina has other plans for her.
The two greatest hackers of our
generation, face-to-face at last.
I mean, my life was shit,
but at least it made sense.
Do you speak Russian?
Mum, what's happened?
But we need to be better than this.
That shouldn't be there...
OK? All my many flaws and faults,
they're all your doing.
like the box you were left in
Well, what's the gig?
So you are scared you will
accidentally anger the Messiah?
and that is what we are going to do.
I don't even know where my son is.
How do you know they ain't
So why don't we just go that way,
drive through the fields?
I don't know. Yes, I mean... Look.
You stop this ambulance
or I swear to God
and that means not having an insane
Nazi drawing attention to us.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
I've never looted before. I just...
and I will have your back
I wanted to be Michael J Fox
Oh, my God! Mate, you all right?
Well, I'm touching red to green,
and it's not working, dude!
So the appeal worked? That's great!
I don't even know if Spike's
with him. I'm freaking out!
then before Christ can return,
there will be a false messiah.
What if I let YOU down?
You want to dupe the American
people? If need be, yes.
You chose that.
And... FYI, I can't help you.
So, your son's the genius. What's
his name again? Spike? Spike McNeil.
And I give you my word,
it WILL work.
Aired a year ago - Sep 30, 2015
Slough bank manager Jamie’s birthday is rocked when he is arrested on suspicion of being an international cyber terrorist. Interrogated by police, he is confronted by a recent photograph of his wife Layla, who he hasn’t seen or heard from since she
mysteriously vanished seven years ago. In New Mexico, librarian Rhonda is thrown behind bars after taking the rap for her teenage son Spike, who hacked into the NSA’s computer system. Inside, she unwittingly falls under the wing of sharptongued white supremacist Leanne. Meanwhile, suffocated by life in a convent, Sister Celine heads to the Vatican to interview for the role of research assistant to unconventional Devil’s Advocate, Father Jude. When news comes of the impending apocalypse, chaos breaks out. Rhonda makes her escape, but finds it hard to get away from Leanne. Back in Slough, the announcement prompts Jamie’s mum to make a huge admission.
Be careful where you look, yeah?
Don't look 'em in the eye.
I put a mint on your pillow. Enjoy.
This don't concern you.
It's between me and the noob.
'Well, any questions -
don't be shy. Just ask.
on 484 separate charges
of bank robbery,
There is an actual Devil's Advocate?
Well, don't be shy now,
Rhonda, I thought we was friends.
You ain't with us,
you ain't with no-one.
They're hackers, or anarchists.
and then what do you think happened?
It's so good
to see a friendly face!
I don't understand.
He is refusing to plea bargain.
that you got past the toughest
cybersecurity on Earth?
My husband is Spike's dad.
She faces five to ten years
that really would have helped.
Oh, my money's running out.
you wanted the boys to look at you
and none of them did
You don't want to see the world?
I do a ball-by-ball
Oh, yeah, don't tell me - this is
your special white power rail.
I don't want you to stab me.
on account of respect
for the elderly and all that crap.
And the Oscar goes to...
despite stealing nothing...
'If you want me to do the job,
why make me work with him?
'Something clear and unav...'
Do I have a twin?
I'd like to thank you
for your stay.