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Season 5  "Grow Fast or Die Slow"  5x1

Aired 2 months ago - Mar 25, 2018

Now that Pied Piper has ample funding and new offices, the pressure to get things right stymies Richard and forces him to grow the company in a way he hadn't planned. A picky Dinesh and Gilfoyle question their ability to make good decisions. After returning to Hooli, Gavin worries about becoming antiquated.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
I mean, we've got some good feng shui in here.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I... I emphatically vote that we move on this now, if we all agree.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Ah! See? Plenty of outlets.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
There is no point whispering.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Jared, you okay? I will not be back.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He was oddly tall, don't you think?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
and she's gonna ask how hiring is going.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
and the guy with the stupid fucking pizza app.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Perfect.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
visit HooliSearch every minute.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Me and my guys were just talking about you and your pizza app.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay. Just... so, it rhymes? Okay. Yeah. It's a rhyming pun.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Unlike your old Internet.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Yeah, I had to pay through the nose, but you know what?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Well, now that they're unavailable, their strengths are more readily apparent.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
so they're basically on life support.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
We're like family, and you only wanna bring along 12?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
kinda feels like we've got all the cards here, huh?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Thank God I didn't accept your offer.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
The fuck they do. Yes, it's not your house.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
Engineers, welcome.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Weird. This is our flagship product,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
May I ask why not?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I mean, everything you're doing here is antiquated.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Assholes. "Antiquated"?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich Bachman wrote this letter...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
It's promising tech. One day it could be worth a shit-ton.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Yeah, but, I mean, are we sure this is the right thing to do?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Jan? Uh, no. Well, I know a "Jan the Man," but she's a woman.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Oh, hello, dickheads.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it
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But in light of the time and resources
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
our long-term wellbeing in the interest of paltry, short-term profits.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
There's a reason for that. Check out the liner.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
so I want to ship a dead body from China,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Hold on. Just... ju... what... uh...
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
The reboxing, the double delivery, ugh.
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
You see, I have $13 million in my bank account
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
geolocated perfectly to maximize drive time
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How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
I understand you wish to acquire a company called... Sliceline,
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
Yes, but in this case it seems...

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
I... I emphatically vote that we move on this now, if we all agree.
#2
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Ah! See? Plenty of outlets.
#3
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
There is no point whispering.
#4
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Jared, you okay? I will not be back.
#5
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
He was oddly tall, don't you think?
#6
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
and she's gonna ask how hiring is going.
#7
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
and the guy with the stupid fucking pizza app.
#8
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
Perfect.
#9
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visit HooliSearch every minute.
#11
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Me and my guys were just talking about you and your pizza app.
#12
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Okay. Just... so, it rhymes? Okay. Yeah. It's a rhyming pun.
#13
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Unlike your old Internet.
#14
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
Yeah, I had to pay through the nose, but you know what?
#15
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Well, now that they're unavailable, their strengths are more readily apparent.
#16
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Sit back down. Just sit in your chairs.
#17
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
so they're basically on life support.
#18
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
We're like family, and you only wanna bring along 12?
#19
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
kinda feels like we've got all the cards here, huh?
#20
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Thank God I didn't accept your offer.
#21
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The fuck they do. Yes, it's not your house.
#23
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Engineers, welcome.
#24
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
Weird. This is our flagship product,
#25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
May I ask why not?
#26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I mean, everything you're doing here is antiquated.
#27
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
Assholes. "Antiquated"?
#28
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Okay. Mr. Jian, you say that Erlich Bachman wrote this letter...
#29
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
It's promising tech. One day it could be worth a shit-ton.
#31
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Yeah, but, I mean, are we sure this is the right thing to do?
#33
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Jan? Uh, no. Well, I know a "Jan the Man," but she's a woman.
#34
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
Oh, hello, dickheads.
#35
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
See, if I have to sell my company, I might as well sell it
#36
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37 #37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
But in light of the time and resources
#38
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
And technically, all the products he just named were money-losers.
#39
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
our long-term wellbeing in the interest of paltry, short-term profits.
#40
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
There's a reason for that. Check out the liner.
#41
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
so I want to ship a dead body from China,
#42
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
Hold on. Just... ju... what... uh...
#43
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Speaking of business, wow, we're having a hell of a night.
#44
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
The reboxing, the double delivery, ugh.
#45
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
You see, I have $13 million in my bank account
#46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
geolocated perfectly to maximize drive time
#47
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
How are you gonna spin this to Laurie?
#48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
I understand you wish to acquire a company called... Sliceline,
#49
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
Yes, but in this case it seems...
#50