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Season 3  "Meinertzhagen's Haversack"  3x3

Aired 7 years ago - May 08, 2016

Richard searches for a way around Jack. Gilfoyle opens himself up to recruiters. Dinesh draws unwanted attention from a recent purchase.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We'll think about then then.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
to "Looking for work."
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
'cause if you quit now,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
More recruiter swag?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
And you are too legit to quit,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, when you push a man so far,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and he's standing here, looking you in the face,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
So, before you waste time
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Two, you get Laurie Bream on the phone ASAP.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
harvested, apparently, from dead people in India.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Okay, but...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
They told me not to give it to you until after the meeting.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
looks like leadership.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
At least we'll make a little money doing it.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Look, how are we going to save the platform?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
we've come to know as these United States of America,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to."
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so...
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
I'm saying not only are we going to have to engineer,
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Okay, Jared, settle down.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
When we started moving out of the house, I dismantled Anton.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
We have a manpower problem.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So... all that and you're in?
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I'm in to the idea of taking
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- What? - Meinertzhagen's haversack.
 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
We have to keep complaining about Barker.

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Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
Take a look at the Conjoined Triangles of Success.
#2 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
We'll think about then then.
#3 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
to "Looking for work."
#4 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
'cause if you quit now,
#5 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
More recruiter swag?
#6 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
Hey, can I borrow this? Just for a little bit?
#7 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
And you are too legit to quit,
#8 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
Hey, when you push a man so far,
#9 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
You know, when you and the boys picked up and went to the new offices,
#10 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and he's standing here, looking you in the face,
#11 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
Actually, yes, that was painfully difficult.
#12 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Ah yes, to the matter at hand.
#13 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
So, before you waste time
#14 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Two, you get Laurie Bream on the phone ASAP.
#15 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
harvested, apparently, from dead people in India.
#16 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
And it goes without saying, I was never here.
#17 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
Guys. Guys, it's happening. It's happening.
#18 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like a nine, nine and a half.
#19 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20 #20 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
that the whole box project here at Pied Piper was...
#21 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
- Laurie Bream is the investor. - Yeah.
#22 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Okay, but...
#23 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Twelve weeks from today, we're going to present her a prototype of that box.
#24 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25 #25 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26 #26 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
They told me not to give it to you until after the meeting.
#27 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
looks like leadership.
#28 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
Jeez, Monica, he's not that bad.
#29 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
Good to see you again, buddy. Why don't you have a seat?
#30 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
At least we'll make a little money doing it.
#32 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
I'm sorry to say it, but Gilfoyle's right.
#33 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
Look, how are we going to save the platform?
#34 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
we've come to know as these United States of America,
#35 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
let's build this country the way we motherfucking want to."
#36 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37 #37 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
And Laurie wants the platform, anyway, so...
#38 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
I'm saying not only are we going to have to engineer,
#39 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Okay, Jared, settle down.
#40 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
When we started moving out of the house, I dismantled Anton.
#41 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Sneaking all of him out would be too difficult.
#42 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
We have a manpower problem.
#43 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
So... all that and you're in?
#44 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
Hello, this is Bertram Gilfoyle.
#45 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I'm in to the idea of taking
#47 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48 #48 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
- What? - Meinertzhagen's haversack.
#49 Recap of Silicon Valley Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
We have to keep complaining about Barker.
#50