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Season 2

Aired 2 years ago - Jun 14, 2015

As the guys await the verdict on Pied Piper’s fate, an unexpected real-life drama draws a spike in traffic to their livestream and leaves them fighting to hold things together – literally. While Erlich considers his future, Richard scrambles to save Pied Piper’s.

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It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it.
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jerked off, and paid me no rent.
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What do you mean?
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Fuck it.
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and a fucking stream of endless obstacles.
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Oh, fuck. We got to scale up if we're going to handle that kind of traffic.
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Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name.
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upload it, and even that video would not even buffer.
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Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay?
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Can anyone hear me?
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I'm so dehydrated.
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That's just money. It has no real value.
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If you're not kicking yourself even just a little bit, you are objectively insane.
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This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it.
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Here, let me help you with that.
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I was gonna have to go in front of the Hooli Board of Directors
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No, of course not.
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Gilfoyle, what are you doing?
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Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
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- Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning?
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you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home.
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- Should we do verbal SWOT analysis? - 298,000! 299,000!
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- We did it. - We fucking did it.
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to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,
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"We just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now."
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AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently.
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Well, here's the thing.
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But you did, so I did.
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and per your arbitration agreement,
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pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my Mercury Grand Marquis.
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Well, thank you. You did great.
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No. No, no, no. Fuck!
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And no one will ever be able to recover it.
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All right. As long as God isn't involved and there's beer.
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Okay.
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Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there.
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Richard. Richard.
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Did you delete Pied Piper or not?
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- I did. - It was frightening.
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President of Hooli Cancer and AIDS societies?
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I am rarely wrong about these things.
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Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas?
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Does it go like this?
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But in the end,
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the entirety of their recent stumbles
Aired 2 years ago - Jun 07, 2015

When Pied Piper and Hooli enter binding arbitration, Erlich demands to be put on the stand. Big Head finds himself propped up. Richard worries Hooli’s claim could have legs.

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Hello. It's me again.
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cause Hooli stock to crash
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This little shit could cause major damage here.
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Do you think they'd go to prison to protect their source?
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just to make things easier.
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Let me hit you back in 10
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has settled out of court. Pussies.
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one of the best in the biz.
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That is accurate.
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that plunge into the ravine and 11 months in the state penitentiary.
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All of them?
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And you may have to work pretty hard,
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Uh, no.
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I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, three years.
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What? Why not?
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falls on Hooli here. And they have none.
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Did you get a taste for that on the inside, hmm?
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No, really. I mean,
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So, according to Schrodinger, if you open the box
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- We have a problem. - What's up?
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We call my laptop my girlfriend
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Now listen to this.
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Yeah, that just means that it's going great,
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It's a huge deal. We're done. That's it.
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We are fucked.
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except the ones regarding the ownership
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for accelerating the process.
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Wait, are you sure? 'Cause it says "no admittan..."
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Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that is right.
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make it seem like he was a crucial part of Pied Piper.
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Jared: I think I just made a mistake.
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He didn't know that he had tested on a Hooli computer
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anything to do with Pied Piper.
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But for a second it was pretty scary there.
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No further questions, Your Honor.
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that he gave me the phone and made this whole thing possible.
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in which Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Bighetti
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where you're headed here, Mr. Monahan?
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No. No, that is not correct.
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Well, yes, I thought Nip Alert showed great promise.
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wasn't it, Mr. Bachmann?
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Okay, yes, yes! Fine! Yes, I liked it,
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I mean, among other things
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It looks that way.
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Richard, all they know
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I mean, you know, because I have 10%.
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Um, longer.
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from April 10th to the 12th of last year?
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But if this company is built on lies,
Aired 2 years ago - May 31, 2015

When Richard takes pity on a competitor, he accidentally sparks a feud that finds him paranoid about security. Jared exaggerates Pied Piper’s size to get results. Facing pressure from board members, Gavin looks to place responsibility elsewhere.

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Is everything okay with Nucleus?
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You want me to come back to Hooli?
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But we can't wait for you. We need you now,
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I mean, there's a chance no one will know
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the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm.
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we didn't actually break his code. Okay?
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What if I told you there is an app on the market...
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We wait for the boss to pitch.
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People are lunatics about smoking here.
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I've literally been tearing my own hair out.
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I'm saying...
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You just fucked with the wrong hacker.
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Why would do that? Why would you go talk to him?
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What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat?
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He's a coder.
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- You have a great daughter. - Come on, Ashley, let's go.
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"No one ever died from secondhand heroin."
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Yes, and pedophiles are typically not early-adopters,
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Then again, your judgment is suspect.
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I mean, just give it a chan...
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and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus.
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Same answer as I gave you the last three days. No.
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ready to pounce
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Really? Just to be clear, no skullfucking of any kind?
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Yeah. You know, I gotta... I gotta be honest.
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Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter.
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would present marketing pain points. Yes.
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With our app, users can locate
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Well done. Well done.
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No, I take from her purse.
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Look, you made us put our phones in a fucking Faraday cage.
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So just chill the fuck out.
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What? You're locking the door now?
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Fine, fine. After we have tequila.
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And now, like it or not, I'm a fucking black hat.
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First of all, this is not shitty tequila. This is very good tequila.
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You know what's hard about being a billionaire, Richard?
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Come on outside, everybody. Just, I won't waste your time.
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What?
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What the fuck are you doing? You're deleting all my data.
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Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull the plug. Shut it down on your end.
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Obviously I was wrong. He must be inside as root.
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Aired 2 years ago - May 24, 2015

With the Pied Piper team fielding job offers and Russ distracted by financial news, Richard faces the prospect of either merging with a nemesis or folding. Gavin attempts to turn Nucleus’ failure into a success. Dinesh tries his hand at wooing a woman online. After Gilfoyle suggests a risky move, Richard reaches out to an unconventional client.

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You know what you did.
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And look at all these redundancies.
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That's fine.
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purely in the negative sense.
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and after Digg as well, for that matter.
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A misstep of that magnitude, there's no excuse.
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that its integration into Nucleus
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If there's any greatness in any of you at all,
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Yes, it's shit.
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Because of a series of...
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which isn't even a fucking thing.
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I remember the second I became a billionaire.
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Yeah, but there's a Maserati in the driveway.
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But you said generating revenue
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They're in Napa. She's gonna be a few hours.
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Even if we fired all of the engineers that we just hired...
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There's no way we could find clients, negotiate terms,
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and then in the body, I'll write fun stuff,
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You're like the fish that swim into other fish's mouths
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to get your iPhone?
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- I don't know what you know. - No, you don't know,
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They're not a competitor if you're a part of them, right?
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Y-You give them a better algorithm,
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Well, you can't pull funding because we have a contract, so...
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(engine roaring, tires screeching)
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Before or... after you gave it to 'em?
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I just paid them 80 grand.
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EndFrame just absorbs you, and you're gone.
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That's not really how it works, Gilfoyle.
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Are you just asking what if...
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Gilfoyle, uh, hypothetically, how much is it worth?
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of our platform in front of Intersite,
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Pornography accounts for 37% of all Internet traffic.
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and then taking their tech when they meet with you?
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will be the key to our survival as an industry.
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from my mobile phone which is charging over there.
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"IDK. Too soon, question mark."
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ejaculating in your own pants all over your leg...
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- Bullshit. - I can prove it.
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whatever it takes in order to survive.
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Out there is where I live.
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- Long password. - Oh.
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Oh... uh...
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Should we, uh, check the old lost and found?
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solely with their neural impulses.
Aired 2 years ago - May 17, 2015

When Monica encourages the guys to pounce on a livestream opportunity, Erlich reconnects with his old mentee, Double-A, an energy drink billionaire, but Richard finds out their friendship isn’t quite what Erlich thinks. After learning that the livestream might hit a snag, Gilfoyle and Dinesh brainstorm their options. Jared encourages a friendship between Carla and Monica. MORE -LESS

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Jump on it. Now. Like, do our own live stream.
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No, thanks.
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I wouldn't be so dismissive. There was a live stream
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It sure is. There's a bunch of stunts and crazy shit on here.
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You look like a ferret that gave up on himself six months ago, Gilfoyle.
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Did he really just say "holy cow"?
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You can SWOT a concept, a department, or a new initiative.
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I mean, it is incredible.
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'cause I was cool and supportive.
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No, I called him Kool-Aid. We all did.
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So, Dinesh, I have a question. You're obviously Pakistani,
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Oh, hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
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while it's happening.
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- They're rock stars. - Okay.
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Okay.
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And die. So we should probably...
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- What do we do here? - This is a tough one.
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Also, if it's, if it's possible--
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- Um, yes... - Richard can give you whatever you need.
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Take this stuff. I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks
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So I can see for myself where I stand.
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that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us.
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And this would make her single.
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He told me to my face that he doesn't like you.
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that he would pull the plug on the whole live stream.
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and you need to do that live stream.
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Yes, Richard. It's time for me to be the bigger man.
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I'd like to get everyone's first impressions.
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I tried to watch a movie, and it kept freezing up.
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And who else felt this product is messed up?
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But what do I know? I just built a billion-dollar company.
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- Just that? There's nothing else? - Nope.
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Uh...
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But... and then again,
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Are we cool?
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Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone"?
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Oh. Yeah, it does.
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Uh, no. No. We can't see how it goes this time.
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- Yeah, you do. - No, I don't.
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I... I called you a double-assle.
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Hey, Richard? We should go.
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It's not a laughing matter! But you called him double-asshole first.
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Aired 2 years ago - May 10, 2015

Gavin’s interference causes Pied Piper to struggle with securing their expansion, while a nosy neighbor puts the guys at risk. Gilfoyle takes on the task of building servers, and an overstressed Richard reluctantly takes in Jared as a roommate. Big Head’s management skills are questioned, and Nucleus’ debut zeroes in on a big event.

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All right, this one's ready to go out to the truck.
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But Christianity is borderline illegal
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Owning a pot-bellied pig is frowned upon almost as much as being a Christian.
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Erlich: Richard, do you have a moment?
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The inhabitant of an incubator.
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Erlich, I really don't have time for this.
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Sore wa meiyodeshita.
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Oh, little kohai, you've already given me a gift.
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You seem like nice guys,
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- Hey, Richard? - Oh, hey, Jared.
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to every single web-hosting service?
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But you're not going to like it.
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If we rent from a public cloud,
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- Was it? - No, no, no, no!
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It's a good thing that I'm here, isn't it?
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because of your mediocrity.
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Should we smoke some pot to celebrate?
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Bighetti has his team wasting valuable resources
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has accomplished in a matter of days, I...
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from the neurons in the motor cortex in the brain.
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is a remarkable scientific achievement.
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What is he doing now?
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from the washer/dryer for all the cooling units.
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How can you guarantee there are no rodents living there
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- (men grunting) - Friends of friends.
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Great. So, um, which room can he stay in?
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You sweated? You sure you didn't...
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I'm sure you were great at fingerpainting, also, Dinesh.
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- So why don't you... - Excuse me?
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Come inside. Don't look at me. Don't look at me!
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What... what do you mean we're not zoned for business?
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Okay, I will give it back to you right now, gladly.
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That gentleman next door has the power to ruin us.
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Kegels are a form of exercise that strengthen the pelvic floor.
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- Hey, hey. - (heavy metal blaring)
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I'm having them over as guests, at my home.
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He's really going to go all the way around?
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Oh, yeah. Daddy loves you, Daddy loves you.
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It is 4:00 in the morning! What the...
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We are here to stay, and you're going to keep
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all of them were started in unzoned garages.
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No, it's not for rent.
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they found the rate of birth defects in that territory
Aired 2 years ago - May 03, 2015

Richard butts heads with Erlich over a prospective hire, while Dinesh and Gilfoyle become suspicious that a new employee they recommended is commanding a higher salary. Big Head gets a surprising promotion at Hooli. At a board meeting, Monica and Richard find themselves outvoted; Jared institutes a workplace harassment policy.

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No, that's too big a hassle.
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But then he took the offer, shopped it around town,
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- Dings? - Like in a jury or "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
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Question-- What is a moonshot?
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No idea will be too big for our newest division,
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fit to be the first
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You know, I was perfectly happy there.
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And he wanted me to convey that to you.
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Enjoy your new office.
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this is someone you guys recommended I contact,
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We should hire the best person for the job, period.
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Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles and now we just need Yoko.
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by January in time for CES?
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I'm not a woman engineer. I'm an engineer.
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Great. All right.
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that is left in this drawer.
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is that you can't get all of it out-- look at that!
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- This is nonsense? - Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
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some good, some bad.
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- ...four, three-- Good boy. - What the hell is that?
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so as long as we vote together, we can carry every vote.
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we're offering to a couple prospective hires,
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All right, uh, is there anything else we need to cover?
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I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads, puzzle cubes,
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I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
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I thought we agreed to present a unified front here.
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Total asshole parade. Anyone want these stupid things?
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And until we get real office space,
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Yeah, yeah. Mercedes hybrid.
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you can submit a written complaint.
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I know this is a joke among friends.
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Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
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How do you know? You have the same one?
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It's so people don't get jealous and throw a hissy fit.
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- What? - Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
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so what do we do here?
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You want me to email Russ Hanneman right now?
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Have a nice night. Thank you. Next.
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Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
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but several employees have lodged a complaint against you.
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Look, you and I both know how much you make.
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Huh. So in effect, the policy worked.
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from "Other Jared" to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment.
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and I will rescind the offer.
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 26, 2015

While considering Gavin’s proposal, Richard is approached by Russ Hanneman, an image-conscious billionaire who wants to back Pied Piper, but may not be as “hands-off” as he claims. Gilfoyle and Dinesh play hardball to get what they want; Gavin finds a new strategy in dealing with the enemy.

Aired 2 years ago - Apr 19, 2015

In the wake of Hooli’s bombshell, Richard and the guys struggle to find a backer as they face legal and financial woes. Monica attempts to balance her interest in Pied Piper with her job. A cash-strapped Dinesh tries to put an end to the Kickstarter campaign for his cousin’s new app, Bro. Richard gets a surprising offer.

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May I suggest the... The beige ensemble
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But the fact that you're so sorry makes it all better.
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and you're not very good at it either. You look great.
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I'm gonna go put my face on.
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No, I... I get it.
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(theme music playing)
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So no pastries today, huh?
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We're really excited to be in business with you guys.
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Whoa, whoa, I did not call you a pussy.
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and you will be irrelevant.
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- Fuck. - Fuckin' Gavin Belson.
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Well, I would love to, but he looks up to me.
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You know, cool stuff. He was always getting in trouble,
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If he doesn't get there, none of the pledges get collected.
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and said some things that I should not have.
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for allowing me to come in here today
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and I watched you put your testes on this reclaimed
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Bro? Like, it lets you send the word "bro" to anyone else that has the app.
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Yeah.
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to kill such a great idea.
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You know what? You're right, you're right. That's what makes you so cool,
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Everybody, this guy is the coolest cousin!
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he got excited, he triple-liked my "bro," and asked about meeting us.
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Okay, Jared, what... What did you tell him?
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It's sexist, but it's about friendship.
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I mean, you can't compress something that's already compressed to entropy.
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I would love to pee.
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Those guys are never going to fund us. We need to leave now.
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so they can take your binoculars.
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(snaps) You guys are really helpful.
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the app that proves that you can change the world
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and not a homeless shelter or schools?
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In Latvian, it roughly translates to
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You know what "bro" means in Navajo?
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Looks like I got here just in time, bro.
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You pay me $500, and I won't pledge anymore.
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(all cheering)
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I dropped him from Bro,
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but I just wanted to give you the good news.
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- What? - I know, right. It's like it's free.
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Hello?
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Richard. Thanks for coming.
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Well, that's up to the courts to decide.
Aired 2 years ago - Apr 12, 2015

Following their success at TechCrunch Disrupt, the guys of Pied Piper find themselves aggressively courted by every VC in Silicon Valley. With Peter Gregory’s company facing major changes, Monica tries to do what’s best while dealing with new managing partner Laurie, a competitive bigwig who will do anything to hold onto Pied Piper. Later, Richard makes a decision about the company’s future and faces big news from Hooli. MORE -LESS

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- Okay. - Well, well, well, look who's the big swinging dick.
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I blew my whole signing bonus renting that house.
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Oh yeah. (cheers, applause)
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- Actually, I am the boss of you. - Okay.
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♪ ♪
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Yeah. He was...
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And he shot Peter Gregory by accident?
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So, what happened to Peter?
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Richard: Wow.
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and that's all of these one-man firms have a key man clause.
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At least that's how I read it.
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At the current rate, the world's data storage capacity
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Yes. Congratulations.
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- Okay. - Would it make you feel awkward to sit?
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Are you aware that we own a $30 million ostrich farm in Morocco,
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now more than ever, to our investors as well as to the industry at large.
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This could jeopardize the firm
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We're walking in there with three-foot cocks covered in Elvis dust.
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You can't expect to just throw money at an algorithm
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and then acts like he doesn't even want us?
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and I've got half an ass to go to some other company
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I hate this part.
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they try and bring our price down,
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(chuckling) hit critical mass.
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We have a bunch of these things to go to,
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Then you married poorly.
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No, this is... all wrong.
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Hey, let me try. I want to be rude at this next one.
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- Right on the table. - On purpose?
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There is a linear correlation between how intolerable I was
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a very competitive offer, but for numerous reasons,
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Uh, thank you.
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Erlich: So, I push my dick to the side, unbutton the bottom buttons,
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Oh. Wow. Thanks for the compliment.
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and grow at a reasonable pace.
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Even that might be too high.
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(clicking)
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So... I'm at peace with it all.
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- Mmm. - Huh.
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All that money...
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but we need to renegotiate the terms.
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And one more thing... Monica votes for Raviga's board seat.
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But how exactly can we quantify
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and I know that if Peter were here with us today,
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It was in his mom's garage,