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In the high-tech gold rush of modern Silicon Valley, the people most qualified to succeed are the least capable of handling success. Partially inspired by Mike Judge’s own experiences as a Silicon Valley engineer in the late ‘80s, Silicon Valley is an American sitcom that centers around six programmers who are living together and trying to make it big in the Silicon Valley.

Season 1

Aired 2 years ago - Jun 01, 2014

Poised to compete at TechCrunch Disrupt, the guys of Pied Piper become worried after an impressive presentation by Gavin Belson. As Jared tries to pivot the company, Richard is inspired to make big changes at the last minute.

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We are breathing rare air here, operating at the limit for lossless compression
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Hola, TechCrunch!
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I mean, at best, we're a worse version of Nucleus.
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act erratically, and blindly lash out at everything around us.
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and then they pivoted to become a playground for the sexually monstrous.
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We've got a great logo, and we've got a great name.
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Hi! I'd like to talk to you about a company called Pied Piper.
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Which one? Which one? Which one?
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Yeah. It'd be a real dickhead move to bail on Richard now, right?
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What if there was an app called Pied Piper that could tell you,
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Gavin, you do not need to dignify any of this with a response!
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This and all other Gavin Belson rumors are unsubstantiated.
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Yes, let's all keep moving. Let's move on from this.
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We both say it out loud and I think that fact,
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So... do you guys think you could hire me?
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- Hey... suitcase. Yeah. - Yeah.
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because I thought you had a really great company.
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I guess... I guess we won't see each other again.
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- Uh... bye. OK. - Bye.
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I'm pivoting!
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Look, Erlich, I want to present, I do, it's just... I don't know.
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because I was too busy getting my face pummeled
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So that's 400 times whatever the mean jerk-time is.
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- Oh... - From the middle out. That does make sense.
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You know, if a guy's dick was long enough,
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So when you stroke up you're not wasting any energy.
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- The finals are starting. - Up!
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Uh, technically, no.
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Richard? Is this the right build? I can't find the mobile suite here.
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- Pied Piper. You're on. - This is it!
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Presenting for Pied Piper will be Richard Hendricks.
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No. All The Carver's work is gone.
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and another guy that has disappeared...
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Um...
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Uh, OK, so anyway, we all know that the most obvious way
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And for decades, we used these codes to compress,
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could one guy manipulate at once and, uh...
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and when I did, we hit a Weissman score of 3.8.
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Well, I'm sorry to interrupt your eloquent presentation, Richard.
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- What do we got? - Does anyone have anything?
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- Are you fucking kidding me? - Goddammit.
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Come on, come on, come on...
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OK, I mean it shouldn't take too long, it only compressed half the fucking file.
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Wait a second. What's happening?
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but with a confirmed score of 5.2, Pied Piper appears to have just doubled
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I told you we'd do it! Come on!
Aired 3 years ago - May 18, 2014

At TechCrunch Disrupt, Richard feels the pressure to finish his demo, but finds himself distracted by a girl he dated briefly, who’s now spreading rumors about him. Jared worries that Monica is taking his place in the company. Dinesh develops a crush on a girl at a neighboring booth. Erlich’s scandalous past connection to one of the judges threatens Pied Piper’s chances. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - May 11, 2014

Richard feels threatened when the team hires The Carver a hacker with a notorious reputation, to help with Pied Piper’s cloud. Jared finds himself taken for a ride when he seeks out Peter Gregory’s signature. Erlich and Dinesh compete for the attention of Tara, Gilfoyles visiting girlfriend. Later, Dinesh faces a sexual dilemma.

Aired 3 years ago - May 04, 2014

Erlich taps a graffiti artist to design Pied Piper's logo, with predictably controversial results. Meanwhile, Richard learns he doesn't have much time to prepare for a live demonstration at TechCrunch Disrupt; Gavin Belson and Peter Gregory have an unexpected encounter; and Jared works on the company's efficiency.

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Jesus fucking Christ.
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but for some weird reason, Chuy took a look at you
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"Called me a Mexican"? You're doing it again.
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One question.
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Pied Piper just got into this year's Start-Up Battlefield?
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or we're not going to...
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in the room with you.
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I know a lot of big players have come out of it,
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- Hello. - Hello-ooo.
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Uh... OK.
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- It appears we've lost him. - Yeah.
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Uh... I think you forgot to update your software.
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OK, let's start the meeting.
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It's sort of for management only.
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This is a company,
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Just think of it as a neutral-colored enclosure,
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No, no. They teach fucking jazz at Juilliard.
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I... I can't argue with this.
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Twitter: lowercase "t". Google: lowercase "g".
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I mean... God.
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And you, as well.
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Well... I hear that's good.
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I saw that Pied Piper
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This is displeasing.
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in front of the world in eight weeks.
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Doesn't Peter Gregory want what's best for the company?
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Uh, well, then why did he back us?
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between two billionaires.
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I turned it down because of you!
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- Ashley's getting big! - Aw.
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there's a lot right with it.
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Uh, you know, our prize coder,
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as an Aztec warrior just doesn't make sense.
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This is exactly why we need to have clearer lines of communication.
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I have a fifteen-minute refractory period.
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- Yes, scrum. - Scrum.
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I'm adding under this epic for the ingestion engine.
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and we'll see who's right?
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Whoa... Just trust in the system.
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- I'm good. - Fuck off, we're working.
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Look, what you do inside the house is your own business...
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No, no, no. No, no, no! Close it!
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OK. So I keep the mural, and I keep the ten G's.
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So... I'm trying to be vulnerable in front of you.
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And plus, I think I know what kind of logo you white boys might like.
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I'm pretty happy with ourself.
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All right? And I would like to say I was just doing my job,
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 27, 2014

At Peter's toga party, Richard drunkenly promises to make Erlich a board member, which he regrets the next morning. After being unassigned at Hooli, Big Head finds others like him who have made careers out of doing nothing. Richard struggles to put Pied Piper's vision into words for a presentation without Erlich; later, he discovers an interesting connection between Peter and Gavin Belson. MORE -LESS

Aired 3 years ago - Apr 20, 2014

While Gavin Belson begins to hype Nucleus, a competing compression platform, Richard learns that the name Pied Piper is already registered to a sprinkler company, forcing him to negotiate. Meanwhile, Erlich goes on a vision quest for a new company name, and Peter Gregory proves elusive when one of his companies asks for money.

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It has to be something primal, something that you can scream out during intercourse.
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No, it's just, everyone was doing it, I was just chiming in.
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Uh, the Pied Piper name and trademark are registered to a sprinkler company in Gilroy.
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We were supposed to meet 40 minutes ago with the guys from Astraphile
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And while I know their market cap is seven billion dollars-plus,
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They have other things. Chicken, fish.
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because of your visa?
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Do you mind just sending them the form so they know you're here legally?
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It's for compression.
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putting pieces of shit like that all over the good farmland around here.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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Just like my boy.
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Now we're Pied Piper. So, later.
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Cowards. My last company was genius.
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Well, yeah. But this is for your phone.
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Fascinating...
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This seed... Atop the breading.
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He hit TechCrunch, Recode, and PandoDaily.
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Cut the shit.
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You played me.
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- Fucking billionaires. - Arnold? Arnold, hello?
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I did just walk into this country.
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- I don't know who that is. - Neither do I.
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that I wasn't a founder of this company and now
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Dude! Dude, hey. I owe you a big apology, man.
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- Ooh... - So I'm funded!
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because I'm broke, and I need money for food.
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and this would be like a smaller version of the word "smaller".
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No, I just saw him in his room, wishing he had taken the ten million dollars.
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and we will be ruined because I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Ok, let me get this straight, you would rather do nothing than something?
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I'm gonna come back with a name so amazing that Peter Gregory will write us ten checks.
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And who's hiding drugs? Shocker, it's the illegal immigrant.
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That's right.
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Dude, that was fucking badass. What did he say?
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and I will be reaching Sonora and nirvana in approximately...
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- Should I call 911? - No, that's a pussy move.
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No...
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Integrating open data spaces.
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This is a billion dollar company?
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Look, that's not the deal.
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Five hundred! That's the deal. Five hundred.
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through cross-platform business facing cloud...
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Good-bye.
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Mr. Gregory, we need an answer and we need it now!
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that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no?
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Unlike Myanmar and Brazil, Indonesia has no cicada population.
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Unless you need more?
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 13, 2014

After a celebratory party at the Hacker Hostel, Richard and Erlich learn that Peter Gregory won't pay up until they deliver a viable business plan that includes a slimmed-down staff. A desperate Richard hires former Belson underling Jared, and they set about trying to trim the fat. While Gilfoyle and Dinesh prove essential, Big Head's place in the company is less certain. MORE -LESS

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Barking up the wrong tree here.
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Ok. There's the butt time.
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The idea that I have a boner and you have a boner
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- What? - A woman that was a man?
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Richie, pay the lady.
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Thanks for coming in, guys.
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Yes. Who's "we"?
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yet you're giving this man...
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we would just be coming by and saying "hi", you know,
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- You bought the algorithm, which... - No.
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Now.
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Well, thanks for coming in, guys.
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And neither did he. And he was kind of being an asshole back there.
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asshole vacuum and that void is filled by other assholes, like Jared.
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You're being a complete tool right now.
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are to implement profound changes in existing venture."
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What? Why? Why is he here?
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Peter Gregory said specifically to trim the fat.
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Yeah. You don't have to ask permission to do that.
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Of course. Incredible.
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We know it's kind of a little weird.
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I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
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Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get
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I just wanna say that I feel
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Period. End of sentence. So basically, I think whatever equity I get,
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I guess... pretty good at code, develop algorithms... So forth.
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Hey, what do you guys think about this Jared? He's shit, right?
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Him getting points would be a big "fuck you" to all of us.
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- He's my best friend. - That's true.
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But by his own admission, he's really more like a master of none.
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All I could think was, "He's utterly useless."
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That was nice, guys. He heard everything.
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I mean, Mass Effect 3? Harsh.
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Are you trying to say that Big Head might be dead?
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but I could use your input on a few things for the business plan.
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Maybe he's demoing it for someone.
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Hi, I'm Richard Hendricks. You did a dance... The dancing at my house.
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I mean, what would've I have even done if I didn't have Mochacino's card?
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She said it was sexist. She's right. It's actually perverted.
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I'm going to go get the stuff out of my cube at Hooli
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- The train is this way... I just... - Oh. I was gonna say.
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Ok.
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So do I include him in the cap table or not? It's basically good to go.
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Ok? This is my company. It was my idea and we do what I say.
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if you run into Gavin ever you have to act really upset about it, you know?
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Ok? I get all of it!
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- Hi. Deposit? - Mmm-hmm.
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 06, 2014

Attending an elaborate launch party, Richard and his computer programmer friends - Big Head, Dinesh and Gilfoyle - dream of making it big. Instead, they're living in the communal Hacker Hostel owned by former programmer Erlich, who gets to claim ten percent of anything they invent there. When it becomes clear that Richard has developed a powerful compression algorithm for his website, Pied Piper, he finds himself courted by Gavin Belson, his egomaniacal corporate boss, who offers a $10 million buyout by his firm, Hooli. But Richard holds back when well-known investor Peter Gregory makes a counteroffer. MORE -LESS

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a "relationship that has the potential to become
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they wouldn't be able to figure out how to. It's incomprehensible.
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Everybody involved in the music industry
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When I sold my company, Aviato,
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- You know that? You did. - Well, technically...
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transforming the world as we know it.
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Look at this place, it's a shithole.
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You mean buying that island in the Pacific?
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Brogrammers.
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with top pay and vested stock options.
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- Uh, really? - Yeah.
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Gates, Ellison,
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and the middle class
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The true value of snake-oil is intangible as well.
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Don't! Do not do that.
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So, imagine you were a song writer, ok?
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Look, why don't you send me a link to your project and we'll take a look.
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Fucking billionaires.
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1.2 megabytes? No way.
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2.89.
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All these guys are like that, they're all about consumer facing.
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Oh, I see, you know what you should do?
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it's ones and zeros instead of the letters.
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This is Silicon Valley, all right, not...
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Uh. Hi, this is Jared Dunn calling from Hooli.
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You said it was a shitty idea.
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Well, it's like Gavin always says, "it takes change to make change."
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I heard Richard Hendricks was here.
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and then an East Indian guy.
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This is Richard.
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I'm actually outside of Gavin Belson's office right now, Mr. Gregory.
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but part of it is his personal commitment
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That is a generous offer.
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Peter Gregory just offered me 300, um...
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And not just that, I will help you build this company.
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I'm...
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Well, a couple months later
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both of his optic nerves and then,
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that links up to your smartphone and it keeps track
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Whoa! Oh, jeez!
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And neither does congress.
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And what do you think Hooli is going to do with it?
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You really want to just turn it all over to Hooli and walk away?
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Andreesen, elevation and like a bunch of other seed funds are piling onto this thing.
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Look, guys, for thousands of years
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Yeah, I don't want to be there when you do that.
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I know that you look at me, and see a guy who has it all figured out.
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What if I didn't sell?