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Season 5  "A Fair to Remember"  5x7

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 13, 2013

The family goes to the annual school fair; Phil and Claire each plan a separate surprise for their 20th wedding anniversary; Haley has an awkward encounter.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
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You need to tell Mr. P you broke one of his beers.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
Not without permission, you're not.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
It's... it's a pre-engagement.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
before she finds out we have a cafeteria.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
And her name is Sienna.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Betty Crocker, Mrs. Fields, Little Debbie.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
And here comes your partner.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Nope. Can't do the badge. Sorry.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
'Cause she's your daughter.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
but what am I gonna do, give him a plate?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Let's get you a fried pickle!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Uh, no. Dad, tell him I can't do this right now.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
is a bunch of sassy grannies.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
because girls are athletes, too.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
Yeah, yeah. Like that.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
You want to talk about clothes? Let's talk about clothes.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
got another arrest over by the Ferris wheel.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
with the misfits and their crazy cakes,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Let me have my cellphone. Come on. I got to make a call.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
My friend Sienna and I were trying to help him
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
You're gonna sit down very quietly,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
not the lost city of Atlanta.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
then I'm everyone's best friend.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
but maybe this girl left.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
No. Here is fine.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
- Alex? - Um, I don't know what he's talking about!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Aah! I should have worn a vest.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
Listen to me.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
- Harold Grossman! - Wait.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Turns out Harold Grossman, our pharmacist,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
No, no, no! Wait! Manny, Enid didn't do it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Contestants, all cakes

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2
You need to tell Mr. P you broke one of his beers.
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
Not without permission, you're not.
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
It's... it's a pre-engagement.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5 #5 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
before she finds out we have a cafeteria.
#6 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
And her name is Sienna.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
Betty Crocker, Mrs. Fields, Little Debbie.
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
And here comes your partner.
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Nope. Can't do the badge. Sorry.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
'Cause she's your daughter.
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
but what am I gonna do, give him a plate?
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Let's get you a fried pickle!
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Uh, no. Dad, tell him I can't do this right now.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15 #15 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water?
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18 #18 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
is a bunch of sassy grannies.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
because girls are athletes, too.
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
Yeah, yeah. Like that.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
You want to talk about clothes? Let's talk about clothes.
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23 #23 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
got another arrest over by the Ferris wheel.
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
with the misfits and their crazy cakes,
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26 #26 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27 #27 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28 #28 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Let me have my cellphone. Come on. I got to make a call.
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
My friend Sienna and I were trying to help him
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
You're gonna sit down very quietly,
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
not the lost city of Atlanta.
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
then I'm everyone's best friend.
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
but maybe this girl left.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
No. Here is fine.
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
- Alex? - Um, I don't know what he's talking about!
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37 #37 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Aah! I should have worn a vest.
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
Listen to me.
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
I'm sorry. I should have listened to you.
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
- Harold Grossman! - Wait.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42 #42 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Turns out Harold Grossman, our pharmacist,
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44 #44 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45 #45 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47 #47 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48 #48 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
No, no, no! Wait! Manny, Enid didn't do it.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50
Contestants, all cakes
#50