S5 E13
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Network
ABC (US)
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Season 5  "Three Dinners"  5x13

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 22, 2014

Haley turns the tables when Claire and Phil try to talk with her about her future; Jay receives news from his friend Shorty; Cam and Mitch go on a romantic date.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
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I got all day. Hey, is that your wife?
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Will you guys quiet down? I'm trying to concentrate on my cardio.
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- How do you think it works? - I have no idea.
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I wonder what this thing is for.
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"Dear, my boyfriend,"
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and publicly write on their laptops.
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Peter, you've been to the gym once...
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without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.
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Take your legs totally out of the equation.
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I thought I was just out of shape, but that ain't it at all.
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You're only as young as you feel.
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Since I couldn't help you learn to use the toilet, I found something that can.
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Remember, it's all about relaxing
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Shotgun!
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Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
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You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
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See, I told you, Peter, age is just a state of mind.
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There's a pig behind that fence.
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Peter, that pig...
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Aw, crap! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- What the hell?! - No! No!
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Oh, Brian, this is disgusting! Oh, my God! Get it out of here!
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- He is? - No.
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You know, at this point, I'd probably welcome that.
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Really?! The fridge?!
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What a dumbass! Hey, let's spit on it.
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Oh, boy, a pig! Can we keep it? Ow! It bit me!
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and your bag of Werther's Originals.
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Hey, you want to give me that cigar. I'm ready to smoke it now.
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Peter!
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to its lowest level in 33 years.
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Lois, I think maybe it's better if I stay at Quagmire's for a while.
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the way I figure it, the only way to even things out between us
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Well, we did it, Watson. What an afternoon.
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Well, that's the thing. I mean, there's only two phones in the...
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All right, Peter, who's it going to be? Who do you want to sleep with?
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- Anybody I want? - Anybody.
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I haven't been so struck by a woman's beauty
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I got all day. Hey, is that your wife?
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Will you guys quiet down? I'm trying to concentrate on my cardio.
#3
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- How do you think it works? - I have no idea.
#5
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I wonder what this thing is for.
#6
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"Dear, my boyfriend,"
#7
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and publicly write on their laptops.
#8
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Peter, you've been to the gym once...
#9
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without the fruity accent and the Pirates of the Caribbean wife.
#11
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Take your legs totally out of the equation.
#13
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I thought I was just out of shape, but that ain't it at all.
#14
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You're only as young as you feel.
#16
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Since I couldn't help you learn to use the toilet, I found something that can.
#19
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Remember, it's all about relaxing
#20
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Shotgun!
#21
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Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic
#22
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You shouldn't have talked, you stupid bitch! I hope you die!
#23
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See, I told you, Peter, age is just a state of mind.
#24
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There's a pig behind that fence.
#25
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Peter, that pig...
#26
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Aw, crap! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
#27
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- What the hell?! - No! No!
#29
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Oh, Brian, this is disgusting! Oh, my God! Get it out of here!
#30
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- He is? - No.
#31
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You know, at this point, I'd probably welcome that.
#32
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Really?! The fridge?!
#33
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What a dumbass! Hey, let's spit on it.
#34
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Oh, boy, a pig! Can we keep it? Ow! It bit me!
#35
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and your bag of Werther's Originals.
#36
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Hey, you want to give me that cigar. I'm ready to smoke it now.
#37
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Peter!
#38
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to its lowest level in 33 years.
#39
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Lois, I think maybe it's better if I stay at Quagmire's for a while.
#40
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the way I figure it, the only way to even things out between us
#43
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Well, we did it, Watson. What an afternoon.
#44
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Well, that's the thing. I mean, there's only two phones in the...
#45
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All right, Peter, who's it going to be? Who do you want to sleep with?
#47
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- Anybody I want? - Anybody.
#48
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I haven't been so struck by a woman's beauty
#49
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