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Season 9  "Our Drunk Friend"  9x2

Aired 14 years ago - Dec 01, 2009

Lucy learns a hard earned lesson about what it takes to be a doctor. Meanwhile J.D. and Turk spot a potential love connection between Denise and the new med student, Drew, as they play matchmakers with a little bit of help from Dr. Kelso.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 1
Centerfold, your previous answer was so wrong, it almost became right again.
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- I guess my contagious stupidity. - Great call. Your ears.
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- Me. - I do.
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are a metaphor for the cardiovascular system.
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but this time there appear to be many bees.
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No. This feels like sharing. And it's gross.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
- Dude. Again? - Finally. Where have you been?
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- Can't we just shake the tree again? - Go shake.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
Sorry, I was just hiding from one of my teachers.
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and make four copies.
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Broken ribs and a possible ruptured spleen? Was Mr. Evans in an accident?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
Mr. Shershow here is in a massive coma.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
No, I wish. My mom is lactose intolly. For real though, she is the best.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
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I know people like Alan. I grew up with them.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
I mean, I've been nude, but I never look down.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
- Are you okay? - I'm not great, Alan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
- What? - Denise, you're scary.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
- How? - You guys had sex near The Todd.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
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Wow. I mean, my forehead's really big and I look Chinese,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
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It's like if Fonzie and Jo from The Facts of Life
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
Fonzie couldn't take care of a Gremlin. He's too busy being cool.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
Yes, falsetto
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
And that was the beginning of a long line of "no's."
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
I see a med student getting involved with a patient
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
It's scary to put yourself out there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
- Maybe talk a little. - Oh!
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
let me just say that if Alan goes to rehab...
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34
So in the future when I tell you to do nothing,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
And rest in peace.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
if you can raise the money to send Alan to a rehab center.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
- Want the rest of my nachos? - Oh, hell, yeah!
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
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What car? Full-body-wax-five. Buff away, ladies.
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Because of the other night when we shared the nachos.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
And the only reason I teach is so I don't have to be alone in my house.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
- Uh... - Oh!
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I knew I'd just changed Alan's life,
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Antonio Sabato Jr., my safely ethnic dreamboat.
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- I guess my contagious stupidity. - Great call. Your ears.
#2
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- Me. - I do.
#3
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are a metaphor for the cardiovascular system.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
but this time there appear to be many bees.
#5
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No. This feels like sharing. And it's gross.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
- Dude. Again? - Finally. Where have you been?
#7
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- Can't we just shake the tree again? - Go shake.
#8
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Sorry, I was just hiding from one of my teachers.
#10
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and make four copies.
#11
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Broken ribs and a possible ruptured spleen? Was Mr. Evans in an accident?
#12
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Mr. Shershow here is in a massive coma.
#14
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No, I wish. My mom is lactose intolly. For real though, she is the best.
#15
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I know people like Alan. I grew up with them.
#17
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I mean, I've been nude, but I never look down.
#18
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- Are you okay? - I'm not great, Alan.
#19
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- What? - Denise, you're scary.
#20
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- How? - You guys had sex near The Todd.
#21
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Wow. I mean, my forehead's really big and I look Chinese,
#23
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It's like if Fonzie and Jo from The Facts of Life
#26
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Fonzie couldn't take care of a Gremlin. He's too busy being cool.
#27
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Yes, falsetto
#28
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And that was the beginning of a long line of "no's."
#29
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I see a med student getting involved with a patient
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
It's scary to put yourself out there.
#31
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- Maybe talk a little. - Oh!
#32
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let me just say that if Alan goes to rehab...
#33
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So in the future when I tell you to do nothing,
#34
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And rest in peace.
#36
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if you can raise the money to send Alan to a rehab center.
#37
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- Want the rest of my nachos? - Oh, hell, yeah!
#38
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What car? Full-body-wax-five. Buff away, ladies.
#41
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Because of the other night when we shared the nachos.
#42
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was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers.
#43
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And the only reason I teach is so I don't have to be alone in my house.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
- Uh... - Oh!
#45
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I knew I'd just changed Alan's life,
#46
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Antonio Sabato Jr., my safely ethnic dreamboat.
#49
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