S4 E16
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Season 4  "Oregon"  4x16

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 17, 2015

Jess takes a bumpy stroll down memory lane when she and the gang travel to her childhood home in Portland, Oregon, for her father's wedding.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 1
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
- This doesn't smell right. - Smells fine, Kirk.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
I want him to make that breakfast quesadilla thing he made yesterday.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
It's so we can have quiet time and keep the conversation going at the same time.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
He just got up and said, "Feel your taters."
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
- It's not plagiarism. - Hey!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
Those are phrases used to talk about a small band of followers or,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
I get that, but I don't think my "rain-soaked highway" looks shady.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
This is the breeding ground for the next Jayson Blair!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
Welcome to the dollhouse.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 24 hours a day."
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
It sounds like they're turning them.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
But we just saw her.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
Apparently something his mother used to have made for him
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
- You could Google it. - Can I? Can I Google it?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
Nothing. If you can find the soup, that'll be enough.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
No problem. One huge vat of mock turtle soup coming up.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
I think I'll take that hug now.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
Well, isn't there any forwarding information?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
Hey, dad.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
Music was a little frivolous for her.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 24
was as strong as that woman.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
- regret. - What regret?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
and hateful words.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
And I spoke her as if I owed her nothing,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
and you really should eat something, Dad.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
Oh, well, before he died, did Mr. Martelli pass his trade
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
I will speak slowly. Thank you.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
I'm going to call the florist's idiot stepson.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
"Lorelai Gilmore died this week at age 86.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
And not a word about the new maternity wing that she donated to St. Joseph's!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
Don't worry, Dad.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
Goodbye. Thank Sookie for me.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
Lorelai, I have to go to Gran's house tomorrow to sort through her personal papers.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
the fact that raisins make me gag became totally irrelevant.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
Shouldn't I be crying? I feel like I should be crying.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 41
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 42
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 43
Yes. You don't think I can work within the system,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
- My keys are in the foyer. - All right.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
then is to be cremated and have her ashes divided in two --
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
From now on, it's going to be a 3-person household --
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 50
but I cannot stand by and let you make a terrible mistake.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 2
- This doesn't smell right. - Smells fine, Kirk.
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 3
I want him to make that breakfast quesadilla thing he made yesterday.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 4
It's so we can have quiet time and keep the conversation going at the same time.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 5
He just got up and said, "Feel your taters."
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 6
- It's not plagiarism. - Hey!
#6
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 7
Those are phrases used to talk about a small band of followers or,
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 8
I get that, but I don't think my "rain-soaked highway" looks shady.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 9
This is the breeding ground for the next Jayson Blair!
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 10
Welcome to the dollhouse.
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 11
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 24 hours a day."
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 12
It sounds like they're turning them.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 13
But we just saw her.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 14
Apparently something his mother used to have made for him
#14
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 15
- You could Google it. - Can I? Can I Google it?
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 16
Nothing. If you can find the soup, that'll be enough.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 17
No problem. One huge vat of mock turtle soup coming up.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 18
I think I'll take that hug now.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 19
Well, isn't there any forwarding information?
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 20
Hey, dad.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 21 #21 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 22
Music was a little frivolous for her.
#22
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was as strong as that woman.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 25
- regret. - What regret?
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 26
and hateful words.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 27
And I spoke her as if I owed her nothing,
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 28 #28 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 29
and you really should eat something, Dad.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 30
Oh, well, before he died, did Mr. Martelli pass his trade
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 31
I will speak slowly. Thank you.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 32
I'm going to call the florist's idiot stepson.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 33
"Lorelai Gilmore died this week at age 86.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 34
And not a word about the new maternity wing that she donated to St. Joseph's!
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 35
Don't worry, Dad.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 36
Goodbye. Thank Sookie for me.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 37
Lorelai, I have to go to Gran's house tomorrow to sort through her personal papers.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 38
the fact that raisins make me gag became totally irrelevant.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 39 #39 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 40
Shouldn't I be crying? I feel like I should be crying.
#40
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Yes. You don't think I can work within the system,
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 44
- My keys are in the foyer. - All right.
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 45 #45 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 46
then is to be cremated and have her ashes divided in two --
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 47
From now on, it's going to be a 3-person household --
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 48
It was not at all uncommon for prominent families to keep the bloodlines closed.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 49
I'm sorry, but I don't understand how everyone was so okay with this.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 16 (S04E16) - 50
but I cannot stand by and let you make a terrible mistake.
#50