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Season 4  "The Crawl"  4x15

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 10, 2015

When a new bar opens in the neighborhood, it completes the final piece of the puzzle for Nick's epic Valentine's Day pub crawl. Meanwhile, Jess and Ryan drunkenly contemplate their future, Coach meets a new woman - over and over again - and Schmidt tries to fit into the world of politics.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 1
Every day Rory and I write each other multiple times. It's great.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 2
and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 3
Or you could just eat here and save e-mailing for when you're...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 4
Well, it's coming out five. Buster is at home, asleep.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 5
- It makes it easier to limbo under. - This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo.
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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 10
As opposed to dematerializing, passing vapor-like through the wall,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 12
I have my own room, and they're gonna sleep in the living room.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 13
- Frame it or something. - I will. I've gotta go, I'll call you later.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 14
- Well, I only fell once. - And gracefully. Bye.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 16
I blubbered an amount to you, and we didn't get to talk about a repayment schedule.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 17
I don't want to read that.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 18
- I need to know her role. - There is none.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 19
- We'll dot the Is and cross the Ts another day. - Yes, we'll cross and dot.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 21
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 22
Someone to take pity on the loinless.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 23
You've done enough shopping for a lifetime. For Methuselah's lifetime.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 24
I should hang up and let you both starve.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 25
I think we have a shot at Bastide.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 26
We're going to Bastide, but don't fret.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 27
All right.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 28
Yes. Yes, we'll be there. Thank you. Wait! They said they can take us
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 29
No, she's been sick all week. I told her to stay in her dorm and rest.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 31
in the "love is..." cartoons, has degenerated into e-mail correspondence.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 32
but you did share these gems: "Hey, what up? Is it freezing there, too? Ice."
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 33
You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 34
- So, where'd they land? - John and Keith are dead.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 35
- Cool! What do we do? - I don't know.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 36
- That could be fun. - It'll be like we're in an old movie, y'know?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 37
- Tomorrow at 10:00, Roz darling? - Till tomorrow, Ava dearest.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 38
- What are you looking for? - Shh. Come on.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 39
- You ever the one that gets cut loose? - I've gone twice. Shh. Snuggles.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 40
- I'll have a beer tonight. - Beer? Oh, no!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 41
- That makes it sound better than it is. - Kinda the point.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 42
- I'm kidding. I'm a kidder. - What are you doing here?
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I think I must have been a carpenter in another life,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 45
- I'm really into the environment. - Oh, me too.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 46
Lindsay's mom is teaching her how to cook.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 48
Oh, well, it's a hot lunch every day. Plus they always bring something for the group.
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Just anybody holding free food.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 50
There's always a bouncy xylophone playing when movie girls window-shop.

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and his pipe and his fancy feathered pen, writing
#2
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 3
Or you could just eat here and save e-mailing for when you're...
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 4
Well, it's coming out five. Buster is at home, asleep.
#4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 5
- It makes it easier to limbo under. - This is my place. I shouldn't have to limbo.
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 6 #6 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 7 #7 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 8 #8 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 9 #9 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 10
As opposed to dematerializing, passing vapor-like through the wall,
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 11 #11 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 12
I have my own room, and they're gonna sleep in the living room.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 13
- Frame it or something. - I will. I've gotta go, I'll call you later.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 14
- Well, I only fell once. - And gracefully. Bye.
#14
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I blubbered an amount to you, and we didn't get to talk about a repayment schedule.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 17
I don't want to read that.
#17
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- I need to know her role. - There is none.
#18
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- We'll dot the Is and cross the Ts another day. - Yes, we'll cross and dot.
#19
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Someone to take pity on the loinless.
#22
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You've done enough shopping for a lifetime. For Methuselah's lifetime.
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 24
I should hang up and let you both starve.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 25
I think we have a shot at Bastide.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 26
We're going to Bastide, but don't fret.
#26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 27
All right.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 28
Yes. Yes, we'll be there. Thank you. Wait! They said they can take us
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 29
No, she's been sick all week. I told her to stay in her dorm and rest.
#29
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in the "love is..." cartoons, has degenerated into e-mail correspondence.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 32
but you did share these gems: "Hey, what up? Is it freezing there, too? Ice."
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 33
You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 34
- So, where'd they land? - John and Keith are dead.
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 35
- Cool! What do we do? - I don't know.
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 36
- That could be fun. - It'll be like we're in an old movie, y'know?
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 37
- Tomorrow at 10:00, Roz darling? - Till tomorrow, Ava dearest.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 38
- What are you looking for? - Shh. Come on.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 39
- You ever the one that gets cut loose? - I've gone twice. Shh. Snuggles.
#39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 40
- I'll have a beer tonight. - Beer? Oh, no!
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 41
- That makes it sound better than it is. - Kinda the point.
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 42
- I'm kidding. I'm a kidder. - What are you doing here?
#42
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I think I must have been a carpenter in another life,
#44
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 45
- I'm really into the environment. - Oh, me too.
#45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 46
Lindsay's mom is teaching her how to cook.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 47 #47 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 48
Oh, well, it's a hot lunch every day. Plus they always bring something for the group.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 49
Just anybody holding free food.
#49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 15 (S04E15) - 50
There's always a bouncy xylophone playing when movie girls window-shop.
#50