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Season 4  "Swuit"  4x14

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 03, 2015

Jess helps Schmidt and Nick pitch their new business venture - the "Swuit," a suit made entirely of sweatshirt material - to entrepreneur Lori Greiner. Meanwhile, Winston and Coach decide they will invest in Cece's future.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 1
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And then the owner dragged him away by the back legs.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 4
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 5
I love the hot tip of my soldering iron as it liquefies metal and singes the wires...
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 6
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 7
You mean that unsightly girth is nature given?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 8
- and get confused all over again. - Bitter little woman.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 9
Yeah, why don't you go sit all alone in your room
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 10
I'm gonna grab Barbie's neck and squeeze until her expandable hair falls out
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 11
He smells. That fat tub of hers smells.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 12
You know, maybe it's not Janet's boyfriend I can't be around.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 13
Wait, I'm here. Wait.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 14
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 15
It's certainly as big a moment as, oh, your first baby step and your first fall on your face,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 16
Everyone is going to be sorry one day -- everyone.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 17
- Bad time? - No.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 18
He's offered me a job working on his crew. It's good pay. It's flexible hours.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 19
Good, I just didn't know where we stood after my wedding and all.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 20
Part time, but everything's good. I've got a five-year plan.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 21
Lindsay and her mom got a good deal on a family plan, so I signed up.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 22
Something to look forward to.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 23
Eight weeks ago, ten weeks ago?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 24
- Can you just please keep reading? - Over 200 shades of white? I did not know that.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 25
and you're over there arguing about William Safire.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 26
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 27
You, me, your father, and apparently she wants to meet Jason.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 28
If your hair looks a mess, it will be my fault, and I don't need that responsibility right now.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 29
Yes, she can. She can hear sin and depravity and all sorts of lustful things.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 30
Hey! They put pipes in the kitchen. We're almost able to run water!
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 31
Look, it won't take long. It's an easy cut. I'm very low maintenance.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 32
Yeah, I thought maybe Rory would have told you.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 33
Yeah, they're terrific pipes, and you got that fancy sink coming in tomorrow morning.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 34
I gotta deal with a lot of jerks in my business, yelling at you when it's not your fault,
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 35
- Oh, this is hard. - Are we not paying him?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 36
Okay. Let me talk to Tom for a second, hon. We'll clear it up, really. Go, go.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 37
The thing is, if I don't get paid, I can't pay my guys, then they tend to stop showing up.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 38
Hey. I should have talked to you sooner.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 39
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 40
If by fantastic, you mean are we as close as that one-armed surfer girl and the shark, then yes.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 41
More embarrassing than Tom almost crying because we're not paying him?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 42
- What's your problem? - I'll tell you my problem, Andre.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 43
So every friend I bring here has to pass your anal standards?
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 44
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 45
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 46
You told. Come here.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 47
That's blabbing.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 48
and everyone else passing through there. She's gotta go.
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 49
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 50
Yeah, I know, she said some stupid things.

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Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 2 #2 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 3
And then the owner dragged him away by the back legs.
#3
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 4 #4 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 5
I love the hot tip of my soldering iron as it liquefies metal and singes the wires...
#5
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 6 #6 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 7
You mean that unsightly girth is nature given?
#7
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 8
- and get confused all over again. - Bitter little woman.
#8
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 9
Yeah, why don't you go sit all alone in your room
#9
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 10
I'm gonna grab Barbie's neck and squeeze until her expandable hair falls out
#10
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 11
He smells. That fat tub of hers smells.
#11
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 12
You know, maybe it's not Janet's boyfriend I can't be around.
#12
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 13
Wait, I'm here. Wait.
#13
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 14 #14 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 15
It's certainly as big a moment as, oh, your first baby step and your first fall on your face,
#15
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 16
Everyone is going to be sorry one day -- everyone.
#16
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 17
- Bad time? - No.
#17
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 18
He's offered me a job working on his crew. It's good pay. It's flexible hours.
#18
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 19
Good, I just didn't know where we stood after my wedding and all.
#19
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 20
Part time, but everything's good. I've got a five-year plan.
#20
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 21
Lindsay and her mom got a good deal on a family plan, so I signed up.
#21
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 22
Something to look forward to.
#22
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 23
Eight weeks ago, ten weeks ago?
#23
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 24
- Can you just please keep reading? - Over 200 shades of white? I did not know that.
#24
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 25
and you're over there arguing about William Safire.
#25
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 26 #26 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 27
You, me, your father, and apparently she wants to meet Jason.
#27
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 28
If your hair looks a mess, it will be my fault, and I don't need that responsibility right now.
#28
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 29
Yes, she can. She can hear sin and depravity and all sorts of lustful things.
#29
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 30
Hey! They put pipes in the kitchen. We're almost able to run water!
#30
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 31
Look, it won't take long. It's an easy cut. I'm very low maintenance.
#31
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 32
Yeah, I thought maybe Rory would have told you.
#32
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 33
Yeah, they're terrific pipes, and you got that fancy sink coming in tomorrow morning.
#33
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 34
I gotta deal with a lot of jerks in my business, yelling at you when it's not your fault,
#34
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 35
- Oh, this is hard. - Are we not paying him?
#35
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 36
Okay. Let me talk to Tom for a second, hon. We'll clear it up, really. Go, go.
#36
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 37
The thing is, if I don't get paid, I can't pay my guys, then they tend to stop showing up.
#37
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 38
Hey. I should have talked to you sooner.
#38
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 39 #39 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 40
If by fantastic, you mean are we as close as that one-armed surfer girl and the shark, then yes.
#40
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 41
More embarrassing than Tom almost crying because we're not paying him?
#41
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 42
- What's your problem? - I'll tell you my problem, Andre.
#42
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 43
So every friend I bring here has to pass your anal standards?
#43
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 44 #44 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 45 #45 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 46
You told. Come here.
#46
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 47
That's blabbing.
#47
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 48
and everyone else passing through there. She's gotta go.
#48
Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 49 #49 Recap of New Girl Season 4 Episode 14 (S04E14) - 50
Yeah, I know, she said some stupid things.
#50