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Season 2

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

Colt's new responsibilities keep him away from Abby. After a memorable night, Maggie ponders what she wants for her future.

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Had a 20-minute break at the Safeway, slept for half of that.
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Ooh. Well, maybe you can put on the apron,
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Hey, Ab, uh, if that hot redhead from the DQ is there,
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Early is on time.
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On time is on time!
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Like a... like a bar far away.
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Yeah, right.
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And if you gotta come crawling back a complete failure,
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All that weight you're gaining is going to all the right places.
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it's just they said I might be able to find out the sex of the baby this time.
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I, uh, I got a second job stocking shelves.
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- No, what? - Maria told me I was cut off.
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We should talk.
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And if you'd like to join me, I have an extra ticket.
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The Yarn Barn is closing.
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Yeah, I don't know. That's just my go-to move when something goes wrong.
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You're the one that's leaving the family for some guy named Clint.
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I just stopped being Maggie.
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- What do you want? - Well, I just came here
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what a fucking day.
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I can't. I already had to blow off Abby
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and now her son is stocking shelves at the Safeway.
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What the hell are you doing on the couch?
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- It's just... - Are you mad?
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Hey, Ma, can I talk to you?
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That was a great call, 'cause he looked fucking stupid.
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Aw, you don't know how sweet that is to hear, but I...
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Rooster, I can't let you give up on your dreams so I can chase mine. No.
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Well, how 'bout we celebrate with a free beer?
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Colt, are you okay?
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Pretty sure you're thinking about sex,
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It was their fault, really.
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What do you want me to say?
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I mean, we get separated. And now divorced.
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I still think you're making a mistake.
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I love you, too.
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It's a lonely job.
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Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

As Heather's medical bills roll in, Colt realizes how expensive it is having a baby. A surprise visitor at the bar sweeps Maggie off her feet.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

Colt gets possessive when Heather starts dating a teacher. Abby gives Beau relationship advice. Maggie has a business proposition for Rooster

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- Oh, hey, Rooster. - Hey.
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You heard about that, huh? Well, you know...
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Oh, Colt's out of work too, huh?
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Yeah, the thing is, Dale, is I'm...
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"Grumpy." Cute.
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Okay, did you wanna talk about somethin'?
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if we start dating... it's gonna ruin our friendship.
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And then there's Miss Phillips in the middle, doing the robot alone!
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- You know this guy? - Uh, yeah. He's the new math teacher.
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Are you jealous?
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I'm... What if this guy's a serial killer?
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Look, it's a simple proposal.
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Somehow you ended up the son who's doing well.
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Make my own rules and don't even follow 'em.
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I do love this place. It's funny, huh?
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But the split pea soup comes with a piece of ham on top.
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sit here awkwardly and not talk about what happened the other night?
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- And it was nice. - Yeah, it was.
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Just checkin' to see if you're agreeing with everything I say.
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Well, I'm not gonna take a shot, but he's no John Elway.
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Uh, did you check in with the office?
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they let me work out here sometimes.
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Yeah, yeah, sure, maybe.
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Okay, Charlene, get the TV remote.
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Rooster, have you ever been shot with a horse tranquilizer?
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I need you to put your hand up that cow's, uh,
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Well, if it's about that shirt, uh, I don't much care for it.
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My dad wanted me to take over his well-drillin' business.
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That's how I feel about ranching.
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Colt, throw these on the grill.
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When you pictured that, was hell frozen over?
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All right, I'm gonna go check on the fuckin' steaks.
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I wouldn't have had to go check him out.
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then you're gonna have to be okay with me having my own life.
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- Man, I forgot how lame teachers are. - Hey.
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Can I get a whiskey?
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Well, he had this constipated cow and he needed me to take a stool sample.
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that you ate the popcorn off the tree, you know, string and all.
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Yeah, and I'm just telling you about your life.
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Well, I mean, how are you gonna leave if I don't take over the bar?
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then I've done a good job as Mom.
Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

During a snowstorm, Colt and Abby head out of town, Beau and Joanne get cozy at the ranch, and Maggie meets a charming stranger.

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I'll even go to that meeting, you know, with the...
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but there's nothing I can do.
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They have a waterslide and five pools.
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Hey, the storm's settling in.
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I didn't say it was a hotel.
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"Dear Abby, don't let Colt tell you this is from him.
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You've put up with a lot lately
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I just told you I wasn't wearing a bra, you didn't ask to motorboat me?
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Shit, I would've been fired three, four times this year already.
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Unemployed guy living in his mom's hunting cabin,
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Oh, why? 'Cause why, you're too good for the Cracker Barrel?
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- Yeah, I'm one of those. - Hey, no judgment from me.
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My grandmother gave it to me when I was a kid.
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I don't blame her. Life on the road's not for everyone.
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all your soda waters are on the house.
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"Telefonear ocho-ocho-ocho,
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No. We're not giving up!
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It's right there. You can see the sign.
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Came in second on Star Search one year.
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Who leaves a drunk man alone in a room with a lava lamp?
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Yeah, there's a little diner there that serves great enchiladas.
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He wasn't funny, but he was a good dad.
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- You know what they say about tequila. - What?
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"Angel from Montgomery" by John Prine.
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Hey, if you hear a weird noise in the night,
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And she turned to look, and I grabbed her cell phone and I threw it overboard.
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I was at the feedstore the other day to get some baling twine.
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Man, this storm is not letting up.
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Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Please.
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"I've had worse,
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I'm afraid one day you're gonna wake up
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Remember how easy it used to be?
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Your whimsical disregard for the rules of grammar amuses me.
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What you doing here?
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Jesus, Dad.
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Birth a cow, raise a cow, kill a cow. Repeat.
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Hello?
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Well, that's funny. There must be two Colt Bennetts here.
Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

Emotions run high when Abby and Heather fight, leaving Colt caught in the middle. Rooster faces the consequences of blowing off work.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

The guys wind up in hot water after an ice fishing trip. Beau takes Brenda out to dinner, but Maggie's not far from his mind.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

Abby agrees to give Colt a chance, but her father isn't as forgiving. Beau and Rooster go to a cattle auction. Maggie thinks about selling the bar.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

After a heart-to-heart with Maggie, Colt steps up and supports Heather. Meanwhile, the tension between Rooster and Beau takes a toll on Maggie.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

Heather makes a decision about the pregnancy. Mary reads Rooster the riot act for keeping it a secret, and Colt struggles with how to tell Abby.

Aired 5 months ago - Jun 16, 2017

After Heather drops a bombshell, a visit from Abby's parents is the last thing Colt needs -- and they all end up at church together on Christmas Eve.