Aired 4 days ago - Jan 16, 2017
After Lucifer and Chloe have an interrupted "moment," the tension between the two of them makes it difficult to investigate the murder of two victims, who happen to be Lucifer's ex-flames. Since Lucifer seems to be the only connection, interviews
are conducted with his recent paramours and a surprising connection is made that helps lead them to the killer. Meanwhile, Charlotte continues to try and manipulate Chloe and Lucifer's impending romance and a larger threat is revealed.
Okay. But only because
I missed story time.
Someone got his ass.
But I do know that Chloe
proved herself to you.
Guilty as charged.
- Maybe her last name,
What the hell are you doing here?
until all this blows
over. Do you get it?
Well, I mean, I prefer scotch in
a lowball to sex on the beach...
You're blocking my view.
Ballistics match our flight attendant.
between the two, and so far
Yes. Bit of a dry spell
the last couple of months.
- Did that bother you?
- I knew what I was in for.
It's bloody brilliant.
There was no reason to hurt anyone.
I wanted to tell you that
You say some really weird things, man.
I'm a demon.
Did anyone threaten you?
question the way he's lived his life.
Care to explain the wall?
Raj is Jana's GBFFN.
All this chemistry
On our terms.
You have quick travel,
lax customs agents...
No, I'm gonna catch
our killer, Detective.
My two closest friends
just got murdered.
- But then I adopted Twinkle...
Uh, Tim, who else was on the flight?
Do you think I'm boyfriend material?
when it comes to Chloe...
You need to own up to what you did.
I mean, not that I want to.
Are you ready for the package?
Yeah, I don't believe you.
but she deserved better than that...
Aired 2 months ago - Nov 28, 2016
Charlotte is determined to get Lucifer to leave Earth by turning Chloe against him. Meanwhile, Amenadiel has begun working as Charlotte's soldier, which makes Maze question his loyalty.
Listen, you know, I get it.
Actually, Detective, that isn't
what I was going to say, I...
Not talk about myself
'cause that would be selfish.
Trust me, she is way out of my league.
The detective obviously
gets her strength from you.
(whispering): This is the worst thing
that could be happening right now.
was defending Perry.
and still is unshakable.
In light of the death of our key witness,
Oh, please. You've
sacrificed more for her
Mother, I swear,
if you hurt her, I will rip...
I know this isn't my case,
but I'm freaking out, Dan.
The cut on Boris' neck is
Well, I figured there's no reason for us
- Thank you.
- (laughter, applause)
No questions asked, unless I wanted
the LAPD, and Detective Decker,
that is remarkable about this prison?
Just one small question, Mr. Morningstar.
She is. That's why she
your relationship with Charlotte
wouldn't affect this trial.
before we have the sex.
your advice is?
Lucifer called me here.
You know, in a very personal way.
I'm why she knew Chloe
was first at the scene.
- I'm the Devil.
♪ I'm deep, I'm deep ♪
on Boris' killer,
and it may implicate Perry.
LAPD! Put your hands where I can see 'em!
This trial is over.
call Lucifer a liar.
He owns a nightclub.
on this stand is absolutely true.
But now, I'm not so sure.
♪ I'm the one that goes
bump in the night... ♪
Aired 2 months ago - Nov 21, 2016
Following the murder of the owner of the building in which Lux is located, Lucifer and Chloe search for the killer, while Lucifer also deals with the fact that the new owner wants to evict him and demolish the place. Lucifer goes to great lengths to
protect his home, and is entirely shocked when Chloe is supportive of him. Meanwhile, Maze and Amenadiel follow Charlotte around, as she comes up with a plan to upset Lucifer enough to want to leave earth and go back to Heaven.
That he's a fallen angel.
I find that people
Like when you open a bottle,
his neck was the...
Maze will undoubtedly fix the
problem herself, which usually
so I'm sure you and I can
come to some agreement.
It's not that easy to remove me.
The man wasn't destroyed
by the Goddess of Creation.
so he can help you get back
But it might be able to
be used to our advantage.
Hey, Lucifer. So, did you splint
You're saying that Dean Cooper's son
for Daddy's cold hard cash.
Dean Cooper died yesterday.
But let's go talk to Eleanor Bloom.
It's a lawyer thing.
- It's rather cruel.
- And I bought
So, how about everything apart from that?
The accountants I had
looking over the deal
I'm sorry about your home. I am.
Enough pepperoni to
feed a family of four."
You think you can come in
here and take apart my life
He wasn't gonna let this
place go without a fight.
But a mother doesn't have to
Our relationship must give
you a lot to talk about.
How can you know who to trust?
Well, you heard the lady.
to the timing of any of
Cooper's new hires.
that very stool, Detective,
Listen, when I first came to Earth,
forward of me but...
She came from Nowheresville, Michigan,
It was a lot of money.
You know, as soon as I walked
into that interrogation room,
Yes, it certainly does clarify things.
Mr. Cooper, sorry to bother you.
I flew into a rage.
little history lesson as inspiration.
Aired 2 months ago - Nov 14, 2016
After discovering that Azrael’s blade has been stolen by a human, Lucifer quickly connects it with a string of violent stabbings revolving around a local yoga studio. While Chloe investigates the murders, Lucifer enlists Ella’s help in locating the sword to stop the carnage.
- scared you off for good.
I'm actually a bit worried for her.
We got substantial bruising to the skin,
Bounty business is booming, okay?
Listen, we're wasting time here.
inappropriate among colleagues.
Does your favor involve killing me?
Thai's not how analytical science works.
I'm sorry. The glory what?
No. Maddie was a wholesome
soul, a true light.
Shall we see how this list is getting on?
Right. What was the second thing?
so I thought I'd dive into my employment.
Why in the world would you tell people?
and I can't, for the life of me,
figure out why.
at an ashram in Sedona, so, not our guy.
Even... even if it's about another guy.
Duncan Watts, Maze.
- It's really not that...
Seems this class took
corpse pose quite literally.
in a game of murderous hot potato.
Okay, number four picked it up, right?
Jenson Glory himself.
Kind of a stretch, right?
So, my mum asked me why I care so much
the guru with the doo-doo
juju has been picked up.
I've been... sick.
Of course. No one's gonna
find their "home self"
If you wouldn't mind.
Well, I guess faith isn't faith
and guess who was subbing for Jenson.
We were alone in the studio.
My entire life imploded because of you.
Oh, man, you're bleeding.
Always the truth.
with a complicated family.
that this is the favor that you desire?
I should at least give someone
a reason to go to confession.
Aired 2 months ago - Nov 07, 2016
When the prisoner convicted of killing Chloe's father is murdered, new evidence suggests he was actually framed. Meanwhile, Maze tries to find a job and Lucifer shadows Dan in order to learn how to be "normal".
Everywhere I go, someone gets hurt.
You're letting him off on family leave?
What? It's not a good time, Lucifer.
to be part of this case.
You're gonna pay for what you've done.
I didn't kill your father.
Sorry, not sorry.
a nacho burrito dog, sitting on that car?
He made them promise to give it to me when he died.
you don't get any money.
Linda, you're not afraid of me, are you?
is the kitchen.
Lucifer, I'm not kidding.
to the next of kin within 72 hours, but, uh...
but they could be the killer's.
Go and take care of this Lucifer person.
It's why I'm not on the case
You see, man... Hmm?
I can't find the right job.
how do you know what feels right?
That is not me!
You drive fancy cars, you date hot girls.
because I'm a perfect guy?
- I didn't think that showing… - See, that's the problem.
Deputy Warden Perry Smith
The warden gave us the slip.
in the meantime, since your offspring's with Dan...
I'll give you money.
Aired 3 months ago - Oct 31, 2016
Guilty and self-destructive, Lucifer clashes with Chloe during an investigation, leading her to team up with Dan instead. Meanwhile, Amenadiel bonds with Charlotte, and Maze takes Trixie trick-or-treating.
Aired 3 months ago - Oct 24, 2016
Lucifer is excited to investigate the murder of his favorite action movie hero, Wesley Cabot. Longtime rival Rolf Van Zandt initially is a suspect, but the investigation soon shifts. Meanwhile, Uriel shows up and Amenadiel is forced to come clean about his lost powers. Also, Lucifer and Uriel fight about Chloe and their mother.
Oh, no, actually, this
is better birth control.
I call it a Tuesday.
Well, he rips men's hearts out,
Time to pay up. So...
that Uriel can play with patterns.
Oh. Well played, Detective.
Jamie Lee Adrienne.
I have no idea what that means.
and her current husband.
and his eventual ambiguous ally, but...
that pants need to be
worn every day, now.
other siblings will come
down here looking for you.
On the ground.
So you, former A-list, B-list actor,
- Could've fooled me.
- We had a public rivalry,
I literally don't know what
to say to you right now.
You know what to do.
I'm here to help.
Okay. You're right.
says he's entitled to one percent
It's like, get a room already, right?
Maybe she's working with Ryan.
Slept with a demon? Is it
because I'm working with you?
- My mess?
- Uriel's still out there.
I don't think that's how time outs work.
I would never steal from my clients.
And I've spent the last few days
But just... buckle up,
It's what's best for everyone.
the pattern faltered.
in your version, I deliver Mom to you,
Mom's out. It's only a matter of time
and you've run out of time.
Well, you didn't see
that coming, did you?
Aired 3 months ago - Oct 17, 2016
After the bodies of two young L.A. transplants are found poisoned, Chloe and Lucifer hunt for the killer. Upon Maze convincing Chloe to go out for drinks, which the detective perceives as an act of friendship, but is actually part of a bet between Maze and Lucifer, the two make a shocking decision.
- Ergo, the more I distract,
Yeah, well, I'm a big girl
and I need my space,
You know, where humans go to have "fun"?
We know you were the last
one to see her alive.
Ella's got something.
I'm still on a sabbatical from work,
Food is supposed to be amaze-balls.
Get the hell off of my property!
We're making artisanal sausage.
So you're saying your wife is your alibi?
The detective is annoying
me with questions
Do not leave town.
I doubt that.
Want an animal to stare
at you with contempt?
Lovely. Why don't we
go up to the penthouse,
to Daria's stomach lining,
How not to get laid.
Hmm. Well, you basically still
live there, and it's not like
I love that we just
skipped the small talk.
uh, possible homelessness and...
Well, you're a lot more tolerable
I don't think she...
that I can't quite remember anything.
Uh-huh. Men only. And I got you a date.
Well, the world's oldest profession
for God's sake, be chill?
Not so fast, buddy boy.
Their drinks were clean when I made 'em.
Come on. Rise and shine, Crantini.
Well, the chef's wife, Gisele,
fits that description.
What did Maze win
- ask for a refund.
- I know.
No. But I have a picture.
You wouldn't either if
two of your neighbors
Nice wig, by the way.
I was just trying to loosen them up.
Are you seriously suggesting
that I should move
What was all that stuff
about being my tribe?
You're a very, very deranged person.
Fine. Pick any bottle, pull two glasses.
Aired 3 months ago - Oct 10, 2016
Lucifer and Chloe investigate a gruesome murder after a video of the crime surfaces on social media. When a second video appears, they realize they have a serial killer on their hands. Meanwhile, Lucifer’s mom returns as Charlotte Richards. Also, Amenadiel, struggling with his loss of power, has an appointment with Linda.
I'm surprised he hasn't come
sniffing around already.
You're lucky I like you.
Okay, yeah. Two seconds.
Ella, do we know how the fire started?
- so don't tell anyone.
- Hey, guys?
I mean, I reserve this kind of treatment
E-mails from Nick's supervisor at Wobble.
Would you say things sort of flamed out,
Ray, can you come in here, please?
and even though it was
quickly taken down,
So after everything that happened, what,
to know that he got his revenge.
I simply smiled at a male
human and asked him to take me.
What? No, I mean me.
Well, he's got broken ribs,
a ruptured spleen
Yeah, but what's with the outfit?
What, so our poor, sexy teacher's dead,
It's hard going out on your own.
You and Lucifer are very close.
No, I want to spare
us all heartache and...
I understand now why you
have this provocative club.
Can I see that again?
Yes. And lucky for me, I found
out where you were headed.
I want her gone,
but he won't listen to me.
She's known what we've been
doing every step of the way.
He's not here.
Are you a good son?
I'm tired of fighting for things
that I'm never gonna have.
Yeah, I just saw it.
I'm already working on a trace.
Well, I know images can be deceiving,
Okay, Detective, this
next part will be much easier
It travels, doesn't it?
Yes, it started with Nick...
that was impulsive.
is that you became
part of the problem, Ray.
Shall we get you untied?
and I feel like, for the sake of Trixie,
Aired 3 months ago - Oct 03, 2016
When Lucifer’s mother, Charlotte, turns up at the scene of a grizzly murder pleading innocence, Lucifer is hesitant to believe her tale. Not wanting to leave her on her own, he instructs Maze to babysit her – and not to torture her, allowing him to investigate the case with Chloe.
You're the goddess of all creation.
I'd do anything to rectify that now.
You wouldn't believe me.
Gonna need to get you some clean clothes.
Well, you said the clothes were
a problem, so problem solved.
Is that her?
Can we get to work now, please?
All-American doll, and
now Trixie wants one.
Cause of death: single
puncture wound to the neck.
He kills the young lover, he wounds her,
But look at the size of the bruising,
clearly not man hands.
so I know who bought it, at least.
He must've gone for a wank or something.
I mean, after all, this is a...
Not my friends.
Oh, Charlotte, I'm so sorry!
the house with a package for
Charlotte, uh, last week.
Ah, Detective, welcome to the party.
Humans are silly animals, aren't they?
Delivery for you.
We have to go through the court,
and we have to get a warrant.
The Carpenter? He's dead.
We need to find her.
Guess you should've been
slipping the boss your top gun.
Why would you divulge
privileged information to a guy
who did anything for you
at that hellhole?
- Oh, you little...
I saw it on the flat-screen.
So I want to do what I can
Aired 4 months ago - Sep 19, 2016
Lucifer is distracted by his mother’s escape from hell, as he and Chloe investigate the murder of a stand-in actress. Meanwhile, Chloe’s faith in Lucifer is tested by the new medical examiner, Ella. Also, Amenadiel hopes to rein in Lucifer’s wild side, as they both deal with the absence of Maze.
once upon a time, a boy met a girl,
Mum grew cold... distant.
If you're feeling nostalgic,
Well, womanhunt, and I
need to find her before...
sticking out of her head, but no,
And the only thing I confessed to was
You must be Detective Decker's
and then an innocent girl was found dead
You're making less sense
than you normally do.
Well, everything was fine until
you went all lovey-dovey on her.
if angel blood enters the police
department's forensic database?
Then Gillian found out
about it and was blackmailing her?
I know who you really are.
had an argument
right before she died. Why?
Just take-take it all away.
Of course I do, but it's
worse than I thought.
Well, I suppose none of
this would have happened
Are you insane?
this persona for himself...
Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil,
people at their most vulnerable...
that's really low.
Well, then I suppose it was
when my mother abandoned me.
Are we playing show and tell?
So I'm supposed to just come
running whenever you need me?
I think he would disagree.
I thought you said
And all we have on this "other dealer"
where I fit in in
this world. And to do that,
Whoa. I was expecting more like,
Right? I mean, if you don't
So the rods were taken from a garden.
Was very impressive.
Filled in all the gaps.
What more could I ask for?