Christine turns to Arby's when Chip joins the Russians.
Martha learns to haggle.
Someone trying to punch Logan in the face accidentally punches Cody. Chip attempts to sort it out.
Christine tries a Denver omelette in Denver, Colorado.
Martha books Chip a gig at a car crash.
Dale's dog days are over when Chip and Christine finally return to Bakersfield.
Chip laments Ronald Reagan for giving up his acting career.
Chip gets arrested, which interrupts Christine's water aerobics schedule.
Chip is given the opportunity to use the cowboy toilet.
Chip has to decide between a tarp and snacks.