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Season 3  "Shield"  3x2

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 05, 2018

After a poker game with the contestants leaves Serena the sore winner, Chet decides to teach her how to be the woman that all men want to marry; Quinn makes a connection with one of the contestants after meeting Chet's new swimsuit model girlfriend.

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Hey, why are you ignoring me?
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That's impressive.
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- would be irresponsible. - I get it.
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Well, then you need to get her hooked up to a tequila I.V., all right?
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Good luck.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Do you think he really is the, uh... the genius that they say he is?
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
I saw your bluff coming down the road!
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
I think you're going to enjoy losing quite a lot.
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- She's such a dumbass. - I know.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
You want her to just, like, go on a date
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
I should talk to a guy.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Let's see how the dice fall, shall we?
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
- Let me get 100 on Big Eight. - Oh, on Big Eight.
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I-It's just so important that Chet finally
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But Chet isn't most people.
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She... You know, she's just getting her groove on,
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Uh, Crystal's gonna turn 24 in June.
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Crystal makes me feel safe enough
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Fast and dangerous, that's so cool.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
That's just gonna make her feel uncomfortable.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
but it doesn't mean that you have dumb yourself down.
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one of the six or nine other people
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
when you get here is my office bar.
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But if one of these guys falls for this version of her,
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
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But, uh, why don't you go to Barneys, get yourself one.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
- ♪ I've fallen in love ♪ - Thank God.
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Not a man.
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♪ And I realized the whole damn ♪ ♪ time I been missing out ♪
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
Number-one rule on this show, you never solve a problem.
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
♪ Tell me if you wanna ♪ ♪ roll with the rest of us ♪
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
But, I mean, come on, face it,
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
because you're afraid you're never gonna get it.
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For this.
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Uh, obviously it's...
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
And I hope to see more of that
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Will you accept this tire Gauge?
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Ken and Aaron, I want to thank you guys for a great day.
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It was a gift. Oh.
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And if we're careful,

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That's impressive.
#2
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- would be irresponsible. - I get it.
#3
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Well, then you need to get her hooked up to a tequila I.V., all right?
#4
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Good luck.
#5
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Do you think he really is the, uh... the genius that they say he is?
#6
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
I saw your bluff coming down the road!
#7
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
I think you're going to enjoy losing quite a lot.
#8
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
- She's such a dumbass. - I know.
#9
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
You want her to just, like, go on a date
#10
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
#11
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
I should talk to a guy.
#12
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Let's see how the dice fall, shall we?
#13
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- Let me get 100 on Big Eight. - Oh, on Big Eight.
#14
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I-It's just so important that Chet finally
#16
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But Chet isn't most people.
#17
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She... You know, she's just getting her groove on,
#18
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Uh, Crystal's gonna turn 24 in June.
#19
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Crystal makes me feel safe enough
#20
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Fast and dangerous, that's so cool.
#23
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That's just gonna make her feel uncomfortable.
#24
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but it doesn't mean that you have dumb yourself down.
#25
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one of the six or nine other people
#26
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when you get here is my office bar.
#28
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But if one of these guys falls for this version of her,
#29
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But, uh, why don't you go to Barneys, get yourself one.
#31
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- ♪ I've fallen in love ♪ - Thank God.
#32
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Not a man.
#33
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♪ And I realized the whole damn ♪ ♪ time I been missing out ♪
#36
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Number-one rule on this show, you never solve a problem.
#37
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♪ Tell me if you wanna ♪ ♪ roll with the rest of us ♪
#38
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But, I mean, come on, face it,
#39
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because you're afraid you're never gonna get it.
#40
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For this.
#43
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Uh, obviously it's...
#44
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And I hope to see more of that
#45
Recap of UnREAL Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
Will you accept this tire Gauge?
#46
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Ken and Aaron, I want to thank you guys for a great day.
#47
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It was a gift. Oh.
#49
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And if we're careful,
#50