Mad Men

The office scrambles without Don; Betty learns some disconcerting news.

Campbell says there's an aerospace gold rush.

I guess it must have slipped my mind.

I was not respectful to you.

on that imprisoned island.

Like everyone else today, very distracted.

I'll need the copywriters and Sal in here to get me up to speed.

Sorry I missed that.

You'll clear a little over half a million dollars.

And so we pray.

What am I going to do?

I swear, if it wasn't important, I wouldn't have asked.

What's your name?

I could just die.

Nuclear war.

If I'm going to die, I want to die in Manhattan.

You know they stopped a ship this morning.

Our business is about buying time and space,

This is what I'm talking about.

Don, hold on.

- Why are you smiling? - Because you're still here.

You.

One day you're there...

I'm sorry, Pete.

Don meets up with an old friend; Pete's personal life presents problems; Joan brings her boyfriend to the office.

Why do moms give treats?

He never mentioned me.

Can I take a shower and lie down?

Whose pants have a 38 inseam?

I keep...

put these ideas in her mind, and made her unhappy.

This act of sharing, it's what a Popsicle is.

There's a difference between wanting and having.

Mr. Sterling, Miss Olsen, this is my fianc? Dr. Greg Harris.

Okay, one drink.

Come on.

I don't want to miss our reservation.

And Donald Draper, absent.

Well, that one does the quarter in 11 seconds.

Thank you.

I have some unpacking to do.

Okay.

Do you have homework?

Mommy, you're bleeding.

You getting a secretary?

Don makes some new friends on his trip to Los Angeles; Peggy looks for romance; Duck ponders the future of Sterling Cooper.

Roger, are you serious?

Right Guard already has a great campaign...

a young woman...

Well. That never happens.

Well, there you go. I'll take Jane to Paris, and I'll send Mona to Reno.

Well, how badly does she want to hurt me?

That's who Mona has.

I'd go out there and make rain.

multiple, independently targetable re-entry vehicles - M.I.R.V.s.

Just leave the bags there.

Little girl, don't get any ideas.

Hmm, he looks healthy enough.

and yet there is not one of us here who has one.

- You think Peggy and I? - We do.

I was at Pembroke.

Oh, the humiliations have been spectacular.

Yes, it's Peter Campbell from Sterling Cooper for Clarence Hastings.

Well, it's warm already.

- Neighbors. - Right.

I don't know why I pick the wrong boys.

I think you'd like it.

"in the university's 118-year history.

Kurt's a homo.

They love the idea of just sticking a key in the door at Sterling Cooper.

Let them open the kimono.

Betty visits her father; Paul's girlfriend tries to convince him to prioritize his duties; Pete's mother disapproves of his and Trudy's idea.

There are some very reputable agencies.

I don't want to wake them.

Where is he? Can I see him?

The other partners at Don's firm know all kinds of doctors.

What?

Don't pretend like it's not scary.

Stop counting other people's money.

I know more about the kid who fixes my damn car.

I have no appetite.

This family.

I didn't know your mother promised it to you.

And you two look good, considering.

The minute you leave, you'll rember him exactly the way he used to be.

And I know how you feel about grieving.

Good afternoon, Mr. Draper.

We've also attempted to fortify your castle.

- Cheers. - Salut.

I've held his hand through 30 phone calls.

I'm sure I'll be going sometime in the next few months.

No. It's just he and Mr. Campbell going.

I know that.

Well, I have.

So it's not yours. That could be good.

I guess.

I know I am because they keep saying I'm not.

Why don't you take Glen upstairs and show him the trains Daddy got you?

Freddy Rumsen disappoints his team during a pitch. Pete finds an opportunity at the office to exploit while Don proves his loyalty to an old friend. Betty finds a welcome distraction in Sara Beth.

will be at 75 to 80% participation.

If this was a flat-out athletic competion, Accounts would win,

Then I talk about Volkswagen.

What...

The Hartungs are at reception.

I saw Arthur have a fight with Tara,

A lot of people felt like they knew her. You should be sensitive to that.

Are you feeling better, Mommy?

Listen, she called my office.

Your correspondence is on your desk.

Of course.

I'm going to take the children out again. Is that good?

We have to cut him loose.

You can still get him to give blood.

Why?

You should smoke a cigarette right now. I know they said not to,

Could you leave us alone for a moment?

He fired his secretary, and he threw all her things out the window,

Look, I can be completely in control.

And who are you here to see?

- Is it Milwaukee? - Yes, it is.

Just in time.

Roger, will you stop?

Where do you live, Freddie?

the whiskey made you a little angry?

- For just cause. - You didn't have to tell Don.

- Mona, I didn't mean it that way. - 25 years of marriage.

Peggy contributes on a church project; Duck and Don try to create market appeal for a foreign beer brand; Harry recruits assistance to help with the workload in his department.

so I know you can't watch everything.

Did you explain to them that there's a market that's actually excited

And believe me, I'm sure my wife would rather go see a movie.

Reading scripts, meetings to discuss.

Peggy Olsen's office.

I need someone to run our commercial scripts

- Because you already have a job. - No. I mean talk to her like that.

Cheryl's 14. She won't even waltz on my feet anymore.

- I remember you, Sally. - Hello.

for a leg of lamb, mint jelly, accompanied by egg noodles,

Please do.

Maybe leave some room for the Holy Ghost.

Thank you very much. I'll see what I can do.

You're supposed to tell them that they should trust me.

What happened to your fascination with Glen Cove?

That's a good idea.

So what?

I can't talk to you when you're like this.

I'm not going to dignify Jimmy Barrett

It was nice to meet both of you in person.

Thanks for coming by. We were just so excited,

And so I take your word on this?

I'm glad you like it, but they all do the same things, don't they?

This is a very impressive operation.

Why not? Are you busy?

This is wonderful. It's completely automatic.

Father, don't take this the wrong way,

You can reconcile yourself with Him

Am I crazy? I don't think so.

Don buys a new car; Pete, Harry and Ken strategize to attract new business; Don's secretary makes a grave error; Cooper has a new piece of art in his office.

Mr. Draper?

I've told you all you have to do is look at my file.

Do you know how invigorating it is

with a pair of binoculars, whispering.

10 cents a piece, you kind of think you should reuse them.

It was beautiful and sad.

Can I get another coffee here, please?

You know, I can probably read it by Sunday,

There's a place I like to go

Probably because it's none of their business.

That's wonderful. Congratulations.

but also to start treating this like part of a bigger business, which it is.

I'm not in the habit of making empty accusations.

I'm just trying to do my job.

we just let ourselves go.

- Loved what? - His story.

I want to tinkle outside.

We should probably get going if we don't want to hit traffic.

My cousin has an advertising agency in Montreal.

I'm just going to clean up.

No, it sounds like you three have business to discuss.

- That's not true. - It is.

Here, let me get that. It's the least I can do.

Don and Duck try to make peace; Peggy tries to get into the executive's after-hours meetings; Duck deals with a family visit.

Thank you, Joyce.

I will try and call you from Nana's.

We're going to need another box of brassieres.

Anticipation as they get ready, fixing their hair

Can you close the door? You're letting the air out.

Don't Trudy's folks have some incredible vacation spread?

is ready for the beaches of California,

No. It's some club in Kentucky.

I ran that "Thanks, Clearasil" thing by my father-in-law.

Which do you think I am?

- vanilla and cherry. - Sounds good.

If you hadn't brought me in, where would I be?

- Where are you going? - My daughter's in a play.

No. I'm just surprised because I have an eye for this.

Maybe I'll bring one in, too.

I'll be right back.

I'm talking about a bunch of tennis pros,

I Don't know what to tell you. I'm not involved in that.

It's about how they want to be seen by us...

So will your customers. It's a very flattering mirror.

They made up their minds on the way over.

It's flattering to be able to keep you interested.

No.

Don has to deal with issues between a TV comedian and his wife; Joan finds Don the perfect secretary.

It's been a few months.

I'm being ignored. Come take up my time.

Hearts of palm salad. Steak tartare.

Right after I met Jimmy,

Do you like the ocean?

or just 'cause you get to see something disappearing behind you.

I put $2.00 worth of gas in it.

Are you okay? What happened?

Who cares if I couldn't help you?

Hello there. I'm Ken Cosgrove, accounts.

- Is he upset about something? - Who can tell?

I just still feel so tired.

you know what you have? A jar full of pennies.

somebody famous,

Are you still trying to say thank you?

I can walk you to the train. It's two blocks over.

And stop talking about how you're going to miss

What are you doing here?

Mr. Draper, Jimmy Barrett is going to be early.

$110 is a lot of money for me.

Peggy's family hosts a lunch for their church's new priest; Don and Betty enjoy a weekend together; Freddy and Ken take a client out to lunch; the staff works to prepare for a last minute pitch meeting.

Caroline, I feel terrible about this, but Don's not feeling well.

Well, I, uh, hope you feel better soon.

Well, I'm not going to drink by myself.

To the 4th Avenue BMT?

- Would you stop scaring them? - We're not scared.

I was drunk, and I didn't have a glass of champagne.

Okay.

I find that if I'm prepared

Give us a chance of understanding.

- Great. You broke it. - I didn't mean to.

She does seem to.

he we have this nifty gadget called an appointment book.

ABC's sick about losingCandid Camera.

Will you sell the show for me?

I don't.

First the shenanigans with the washing machine, and now the record player.

American Airlines already scheduled a bunch of pitches for this week.

It was very good. I felt like I was the only one you were talking to.

Maybe you could give us a little peek.

These are the boards for the 60-second television spots.

- Been with a girl? - No. Not that.

That'll be $100.

- No. I'm thinking. - Let's have a conversation.

Do you realize we will get to pick out the stewardesses?

I'll pay for his meeting, too.

Hey, Pegs.

took some coins off the machine and used them.

But everyone keeps falling all over themselves trying to help her.

Say three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers.

it's like having that first cigarette. Head gets all dizzy.

My father called. He's doing better. He and William played golf yesterday.

I'll put you through that window.

Like me, but bigger.

It's not about what I do.

Trouble arises on the set of a commercial; Harry tries to gather support for a controversial sponsorship; Betty and Don try to appease a client with a friendly dinner.

I knew it would be a challenge, or I would have done it myself.

- Hello. - good, you are home.

We're married. I have a baby due in august.

and Ben Cosgrove are here to see you.

I would have never let her near that set.

No, I guess not.

Hello.

I'll be taking care of you while we search

There's no reason for that.

Then they know that being picked on by Jimmy Barrett is a compliment.

No.

I want it on record that she was ruined when I got to her.

I should go warm him up.

Hello?

Don't smoke in here. They hate it.

there'd be a warm reunion, a football game,

You don't know that.

I need you to be shiny and bright. I need a better half.

Sandra Mace.

Controversy means viewers.

So you think girls who buy lipstick aren't going to be interested in this?

I'll throw in new business cards. You drive a hell of a bargain.

Oh, dear.

Remember, Betsy, everything's riding on this.

I don't know what it is, but one thing I know

Just some show.

Well, me and a lawyer...

Mr. And Mrs. Schilling, Jimmy has something that he'd like to say to you.

Paul hosts a party at his apartment and introduces someone special to his Sterling Cooper colleagues. Peggy visits her family for dinner. Despite a conflict of interest, the Sterling Cooper agency aggressively pursues an airline account and Duck attempts to appeal to the client using an unorthodox approach.

Well, whatan I do with this?

and they washed up on shore two years ago,

One day you'll drive in in a station wagon and be a customer.

It's not like people were shooting at him.

... turn prescribed by Idlewild Airport rules.

I just had an interesting conversation with Shel Keneally.

Because that's what people do.

He picked up the phone? What's going on over there?

he'd love to hear our ideas. It's a serious foothold.

He'll be fine.

Dunham had some unpleasant news.

and know you were sleeping.

the way these girls dress, and those uniforms.

- She saw the whole thing. - Can you imagine?

Doesn't mean the same thing to me that it means to you.

- Did you bring the vacuum? - Yes.

I hated going to sleep when I was a kid.

Well, I don't know. Maybe they had it there.

Aren't you going to say good night?

that the last conversation I had with him,

Those are French bulldogs.

out there in your poor-little-rich-boy apartment in Newark or wherever.

You heard about that.

You pay attention. You're hungry.

I'm sorry.

Stockholders weren't remotely impressed with firing our head of ops.

how we've really cleared the way to be in this.

My father was on that plane.

It’s Valentine’s Day, and the Sterling Cooper advertising agency is hustling to stay on top of its game and buzzing over the newest office equipment. Don and Duck find themselves at odds over an account. Betty reconnects with an old friend and once again finds herself struggling with car trouble.

You live too hard, and not just at the office.

He said he was going to the movies. Pinocchio.

- Did you girls get my candy? - yes. It was appreciated

Have you been out there? It's rotten with kids.

Yes, and there was your 12:00 in the conference room.

Well, this is kind of the gist, because I was...

Luxury, service.

It's about a fantastical people who

They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic.

Their success is related to standing out, not fitting in.

- Do you live in the city? - Well, I do. Curtis is from Detroit.

How much is it, do you think?

Be careful about just putting things in my bag.

I saw this dumpy woman on Second Avenue by the Hungarian market.

And if it's an American company that you can help, I like to do that.

when Theodore Roosevelt did the great resoration

She was in the lounge of the Savoy. She didn't look cheap.

When I was 22, whenever I was really low on money,

There's a meeting? Nobody told me there was a meeting.

I wasn't complaining. You wanted to talk to me.

Look at this. Gentlemen, your reputations precede you.

- Do they need Clearasil that early? - Doesn't matter.

that their success depends on something more than their shoe shine.

"What did you bring me, Daddy?"

Take your hat off.

It's a nice night out. I enjoy the fresh air.