S3 E21
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ABC (US)
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Season 3  "The Guidance Counselor"  3x21

Aired 11 years ago - May 02, 2012

Sue finds a kindred spirit in her awkward school guidance counselor, Jane Marsh (Whoopi Goldberg), who inspires her to reinvent herself. Meanwhile, Frankie is ecstatic when she and Mike buy a much needed new bed but is gobsmacked when her stubborn husband insists on assembling it himself; and Brick attempts to call the President to outlaw the Presidential Fitness Challenge, which would force him to accomplish some strenuous physical exercises at school.

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We have a guidance counselor?
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Uh-huh.
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Jane Marsh. Guidance counselor.
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It's just...
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but then the season ended, but it got me this boyfriend,
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Let me tell you something, Sue.
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Me, too!
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- Yeah. - Yes!
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That, my friend, is totally up to you.
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He's up and down all night to pee,
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He doesn't like change.
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Would you like the extended warranty?
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to the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
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So you want to be made fun of more?
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Really? Thanks, Axl.
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I'll give you some guidance.
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It's a phase.
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but Suki is right-handed...
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that happen to her throughout the day, mm-hmm,
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the power to demand push-ups.
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And then I decided to take a tip from Suki,
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There are friendly customer representatives
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Okay. I'm asking for help now.
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I'm dialing. I'm doing it.
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but I got this money from my Aunt Ginny,
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It's all physics. Here. Watch and learn.
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It's free 'cause I just got out of it to come talk to you.
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that from now on, you can call me "Suki."
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I wrote right-handed,
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You're, like, this big-time guidance counselor.
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and if there's a visitor,
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'Cause, you know, I always thought so,
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Ready? Yeah.
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You don't love it. Your head's in a box.
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Well, I'm sorry for trying to improve our lives
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Because you're never satisfied...
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This. "I have to have a sanctuary."
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Well, at least I'm trying, and do I get any support? No.
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and now that the box was open,
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