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Season 3  "No Thanks-giving"  3x5

Aired 5 months ago - Nov 15, 2016

Cattleman's Ranch hosts a Thanksgiving feast.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
But we'll need extra help.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Well, it looks like all we have left to do is the centerpieces.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
and Marvin doesn't believe in buying things
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
come over here for dinner, like we did last year...
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
$18.99 for adults.
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Principal Hunter?
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and that's when grades start to count. [Sighs]
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
through all the tests... For grades that don't matter?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
We can't risk this spreading.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
And you're gonna start right now with your family tree project.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Let's pretend that grades are important
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
What about Emery and Evan? The restaurant might go to them.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
"Oh, look in the ice cream cooler! There's an ogre!"
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Dad, get on board with me and Mom.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
This is our reward after years of struggle
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
It's an invisible dog on a leash.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
different sizes of maize, different colors of maize,
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
You guys are interested in the restaurant, too?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
You mean a bull. A cow's a girl.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
P-to-the-E-to-the-abo Bryson?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
[Sighs] This is great.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
should take a trip to Vegas.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
Why don't you walk around and remind people about the raffle?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, tell us. We want to learn.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Let's open up two big cans.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ask my niece... I am not good with kids.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Hm.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
I'm 30 feet up in a tree blind, soaked in deer urine.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
I didn't do a lick of work. [Chuckles]
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
I had a kid who looks a lot like you
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Two people you know very well,
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
What?!
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Grandma: Come on!
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Pecan... your favorite.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Now I don't have to learn either of their names.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Did you rig this?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
I am so Thanksgiving.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
5...4... 7... 1...
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33988.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
Uh, and here's your prize now.
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
It's just that a fresh turkey
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Okay. Why are you so upset?
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
because it's convenient for his school protest.

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Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Well, it looks like all we have left to do is the centerpieces.
#2
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
and Marvin doesn't believe in buying things
#3
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
come over here for dinner, like we did last year...
#4
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
$18.99 for adults.
#5
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Principal Hunter?
#6
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
and that's when grades start to count. [Sighs]
#7
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8 #8 Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
through all the tests... For grades that don't matter?
#9
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
We can't risk this spreading.
#10
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
And you're gonna start right now with your family tree project.
#11
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Let's pretend that grades are important
#12
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
What about Emery and Evan? The restaurant might go to them.
#13
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
"Oh, look in the ice cream cooler! There's an ogre!"
#14
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Dad, get on board with me and Mom.
#15
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This is our reward after years of struggle
#16
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It's an invisible dog on a leash.
#18
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different sizes of maize, different colors of maize,
#20
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You guys are interested in the restaurant, too?
#21
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You mean a bull. A cow's a girl.
#22
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P-to-the-E-to-the-abo Bryson?
#23
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[Sighs] This is great.
#25
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should take a trip to Vegas.
#27
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Why don't you walk around and remind people about the raffle?
#29
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, tell us. We want to learn.
#30
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Let's open up two big cans.
#31
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ask my niece... I am not good with kids.
#32
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Hm.
#33
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
I'm 30 feet up in a tree blind, soaked in deer urine.
#34
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I didn't do a lick of work. [Chuckles]
#35
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
I had a kid who looks a lot like you
#36
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Two people you know very well,
#37
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
What?!
#38
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Grandma: Come on!
#39
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Pecan... your favorite.
#40
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Now I don't have to learn either of their names.
#41
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Did you rig this?
#42
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I am so Thanksgiving.
#43
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5...4... 7... 1...
#45
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33988.
#46
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
Uh, and here's your prize now.
#47
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
It's just that a fresh turkey
#48
Recap of Fresh Off the Boat Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Okay. Why are you so upset?
#49
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because it's convenient for his school protest.
#50