S6 E5
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Season 6  "Chicklet"  6x5

Aired 6 years ago - May 14, 2017

Selina settles on a location for her library. Dan gets a gossip column. Mike helps Selina with her book. Jonah tries to nail down a big donation. Gary manages a minor crisis at Madame Tussauds.

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 1
and everyone disappoints me and nothing works out,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
therapists can help with all kinds of problems
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
Okay, well, Dr. Diane is an asshole, okay?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Oh, fuck!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
why don't you make it out to cash?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
Have you no shame?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
I got another call from the publisher.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
Andrew said that he was campaigning long hours at the office for me.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, God, I made Andrew can her slutty can.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
Well, I wasn't hungry then! And I need to go to the bathroom.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
It'll get dark earlier all year long,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
- That's my Shawnee. - Yeah.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Everything that I have been through in my entire life
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
- Aw, he called you "Squirrel." - Mother up and sold her.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
- if you don't want to. - No, it's okay.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
- Yes! - Oh, can I join?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
- Are you guys, like, besties now? - I don't know.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
- In your pajamas? - It's athleisure-wear, ma'am.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
- Look at this. - Oh, my gosh.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Grandma Splett always said that self-pleasure was a sin
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
to a charity for rescued circus giraffes.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
that that's happened since the treatment, since the cancer,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Okay, I had the president's wax figure
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
Anyway, so Daddy never came home empty-handed.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
Aye.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
Weird? What are you getting at?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
- Thank you. - No, we're not gonna have any Sprite.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
I'm sorry I ruined the good vibe.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
- I said I would call you back. - You also said you'd fix it, Amy.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
- You see any arrests? - Okay, okay, okay. Jesus.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Jane McCabe? Wow!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
Oh, so, then how... how did his body get back?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Your mother paid for it. She always referred to it as "the spa."
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
You know, she had a great head for business.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
Uncle George sounded pretty sweet on Mee-Maw, huh?
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
This was Chicklet's old house.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
He was a horse thief!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
This is a pencil holder
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 41
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 42
Jesus Christ.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
And you're gonna write it!
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
And finally, an attempt to break the record
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
Hey, so, Danny, before I have a morning bagel,
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
because you're not a billionaire
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
who makes educational materials for preschoolers.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Yeah, or like a nation of Islam badass.
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
If I vote no, can I turn your drylands into wetlands?

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Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 2
therapists can help with all kinds of problems
#2
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 3
Okay, well, Dr. Diane is an asshole, okay?
#3
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 4
Oh, fuck!
#4
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 5
why don't you make it out to cash?
#5
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 6
Have you no shame?
#6
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 7
I got another call from the publisher.
#7
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 8
Andrew said that he was campaigning long hours at the office for me.
#8
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 9
Oh, God, I made Andrew can her slutty can.
#9
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 10
Well, I wasn't hungry then! And I need to go to the bathroom.
#10
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 11
It'll get dark earlier all year long,
#11
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 12
- That's my Shawnee. - Yeah.
#12
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 13
Everything that I have been through in my entire life
#13
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 14
- Aw, he called you "Squirrel." - Mother up and sold her.
#14
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 15
- if you don't want to. - No, it's okay.
#15
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 16
- Yes! - Oh, can I join?
#16
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 17
- Are you guys, like, besties now? - I don't know.
#17
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 18
- In your pajamas? - It's athleisure-wear, ma'am.
#18
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 19
- Look at this. - Oh, my gosh.
#19
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 20
Grandma Splett always said that self-pleasure was a sin
#20
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 21 #21 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 22
to a charity for rescued circus giraffes.
#22
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 23
that that's happened since the treatment, since the cancer,
#23
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 24
Okay, I had the president's wax figure
#24
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 25 #25 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 26
Anyway, so Daddy never came home empty-handed.
#26
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 27
Aye.
#27
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 28
Weird? What are you getting at?
#28
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 29
- Thank you. - No, we're not gonna have any Sprite.
#29
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 30
I'm sorry I ruined the good vibe.
#30
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 31
- I said I would call you back. - You also said you'd fix it, Amy.
#31
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 32
- You see any arrests? - Okay, okay, okay. Jesus.
#32
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 33
Jane McCabe? Wow!
#33
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 34
Oh, so, then how... how did his body get back?
#34
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 35
Your mother paid for it. She always referred to it as "the spa."
#35
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 36
You know, she had a great head for business.
#36
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 37
Uncle George sounded pretty sweet on Mee-Maw, huh?
#37
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 38
This was Chicklet's old house.
#38
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 39
He was a horse thief!
#39
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 40
This is a pencil holder
#40
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Jesus Christ.
#42
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 43
And you're gonna write it!
#43
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 44
And finally, an attempt to break the record
#44
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 45
Hey, so, Danny, before I have a morning bagel,
#45
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 46
because you're not a billionaire
#46
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 47 #47 Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 48
who makes educational materials for preschoolers.
#48
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 49
Yeah, or like a nation of Islam badass.
#49
Recap of Veep Season 6 Episode 5 (S06E05) - 50
If I vote no, can I turn your drylands into wetlands?
#50