Agent Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division) puts together a team of agents to investigate the new, the strange and the unknown around the globe, protecting the ordinary from the extraordinary.
Aired 3 years ago - May 13, 2014
Dark secrets are revealed as Coulson and his team put everything on the line to stop Garrett and the forces of Hydra. But when the dust settles, Coulson will find that no one’s leaving this battle unscathed. And just when all hope seems lost, they’re joined by the one man who may be able to turn the tide–Nick Fury.
Ward, you've taken good care of me.
Gave me everything I wanted.
They may have been captured.
These pods are built to be compatible
Then we'd be in the middle
of the ocean with the bends,
to make sure we're clear
on exactly what we're doing, okay?
But I'm ready to kick some ass.
Don't be coy.
You know, we're prehistoric creatures
And I'm hungry, too.
That no energy in the universe
It's fitting we're down here together, Fitz.
Navy Seals. Secret Service.
or you can kiss a government
But you're all just slaves
who will serve our future.
And that's all you ever wanted, isn't it?
And when that day comes,
And lead me right to him.
Just calling to catch up.
You want orders? Get her.
It was the other way around.
How did you find us?
Or are you here because
of the Incentives Program?
Doing anything you're told.
Let's talk about Incentives.
I'm so sorry what they did to you.
Think he learned his lesson?
I don't want him to see what I've become.
was supposed to be
the fall of an Avenger.
That truth lives inside you, Coulson.
I'll be everywhere.
I call it the Playground.
and back fighting the good fight,
which is gonna be cool.
Aired 3 years ago - May 06, 2014
Ward's betrayal and Hydra's shocking secrets are revealed as Coulson's team goes undercover on a mission that leaves no one unscathed.
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 29, 2014
Just when there's no one left to trust, Agent Maria Hill returns to team up with Coulson as S.H.I.E.L.D. is being destroyed around them.
As I said, all internal
camera feeds were erased.
Is there anyone left to give orders?
Yeah. Between Garrett, and May,
and seeing Audrey and...
(PAINT CAN RATTLING)
FITZ: Impossible. It can't be.
He died approximately
10 hours ago of asphyxiation,
all that pain, you need to hold it in
and focus it on Skye.
Come on, Skye.
It wasn't to cross us off.
What do you have that he wants?
Staying unnaturally still
to keep from fidgeting.
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
There have to be better things for you to
do than chase four S.H.I. E.L.D. Agents.
about exactly what it is that
makes you valuable.
nothing about S.H.I. E.L.D.'s
Ward's his secret weapon.
Come on, what are you doing?
Get me out of here!
He knew you had a soft spot for Skye
It's in the S.H.I. E.L.D. Handbook,
You think I had a part in that?
That I'd let that happen to you?
Because that's what I do. I'm a survivor.
I don't care what they did to you.
And I don't think you're gonna hurt me.
I can't. I can barely stand.
Gonna be honest with you, Hill,
I'm having a pretty bad day.
You don't owe Garrett anything.
- I don't need your permission.
- (LOUD THUD)
It's a personal vendetta.
And when it's done, you should walk.
SIMMONS: I don't know.
Some people are just evil.
TRIPLETT: What do you got
going on here?
Aired 3 years ago - Apr 22, 2014
With their world turned upside down, Coulson races to save the life of his one true love as the mystery of "The Cellist," which began in Marvel's The Avengers, is finally revealed on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
A lot of those inmates
are full-blown psychopaths.
Starting with Mr. Daniels.
I think I know where he's going.
HYDRA just released the entire
population of the Fridge into the wild.
That's not something I advertise.
Ever had any contact
with Alexander Pierce?
The Agency has been labeled
a terrorist organization.
If you don't mind talking about yourself.
So, you'll hate it.
What is the difference between
an egg and a rock?
It's my duty.
cross off the team
and bring the girl to me.
I didn't ask. I was ordered not to.
Here's where we'd normally call
Using these to keep watch on all of us.
The mainframe's in there.
until he started
blacking out my entire block.
TRIPLETT: I've heard the name.
No, she's healing.
She's getting on with her life.
Just under 10,000 miles.
they wouldn't be lights at that point.
Smart. Though, looks like all I got
I mean, I know I kissed you,
- Let me help. Let me help.
- No, no, no, no. I just need to clean up.
(AUDRE Y BREATHING SHAKILY)
You're safe. I'm still here.
I just act impulsively
and then I freak out after the fact.
She said I never lied to her. Today, I did.
Agent Triplett thinks
he's done something to upset you.
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 15, 2014
With Colonel Glenn Talbot now on their trail, Coulson and his team seek refuge in the last place anyone would look, where they begin to uncover S.H.I.E.L.D.'s most dangerous secrets--secrets that could destroy them all.
It's an honor to finally meet you.
An artist. A con artist perhaps,
but an artist all the same.
You need to shush. Shush, both of you.
It's troubling how deeply embedded
HYDRA was within your ranks.
we all get subpoenas,
Not gonna happen.
But all HQ support systems are gone.
Here, give him a call.
Yeah, but you didn't.
Your little bedside chats pushed him
in the direction we needed.
I don't know yet.
When he did, I swore an oath.
We all did.
All right, all right,
put your arms down, Kaminsky.
I jumped out of a plane.
"I go in alone, I get it done.
This team thing? Not my speed."
Let's skip the part where
you act concerned about my well-being.
Coulson could be leading us
into a trap and not even know it.
Where do you think she is?
- Open the door!
- It's against protocol.
All right, grab all you can, boys.
Which is why I'm going to find
whatever Fury has waiting for us.
Perfect. I'm so sick of the crap
we ate on that plane.
And now he has us in the middle
of nowhere chasing ghosts.
We're not going back. Not until we find
whatever Fury has waiting for us.
We are Agents of S.H.I. E.L.D.,
and that still carries weight.
Welcome, Agent Coulson.
We've been expecting you.
You know what that means, Romeo?
Pretty cool, huh?
Wednesday's pretty terrific
if you like topless beaches.
Where is he now?
Fury's out of the picture.
- You got your story straight?
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 08, 2014
Coulson and his team find themselves without anyone they can trust, only to discover that they are trapped with a traitor in their midst.
You needed an encrypted line?
What's so secret that...
No, it's just nothing important.
- That's hit a dead end.
Some sort of blanket signal.
Bypass our system?
He needs to pull up, sir.
Hey, hey, Garrett, pull up!
make it seem like
she's got psychic abilities.
- You know what this means?
- Yeah, we're screwed.
Agents Triplett and Simmons
are unaccounted for, ma'am.
Jemma, don't trust anyone.
If you try to kill me with it,
I'll know I can't trust you.
Fitz repaired your direct line.
Fury knew you'd want me to join up.
What was needed, May?
But you've used that against me
this whole time.
Then do it. Scrub the plane clean.
You were right, we should've blown
that plane out of the sky.
You helped us save Coulson
from The Clairvoyant.
Well, with her, I knew I could.
Two other two were floating
in the hotel pool,
I must've read it in a report, then.
Waving the S.H.I. E.L.D. Flag
as hard as we could.
Phil, this is me being honest.
And S.H.I. E.L.D. Has fallen.
(VOICE BREAKING) Looked up to him.
You still want me on board?
Aired 4 years ago - Apr 01, 2014
Agents Garrett (Bill Paxton) and Triplett are back to help Coulson's team track down S.H.I.E.L.D.'s nefarious enemy--the Clairvoyant. But will Deathlok destroy them all to protect his master's identity?
- We call him Deathlok.
- That was the project's codename.
how do you suggest we combat that?
Yeah, but something like this drug,
it needs to be studied.
Well, I'll give one person
from each team
I don't know what to say.
Couldn't have done it without
a great and very patient S.O.
Had my throat cut once.
Ward's your S.O. I was his.
Turn, turn, turn.
Have either of them exhibited
The candidates' psych evaluations?
- 'Cause that's what we all need?
- You know, maybe it is.
Serving 18 life sentences
for a killing spree in the '90s.
What? I already told you that one?
Ah! One behind us. You better hope so.
He needs you.
It appears he did anyway.
The plan was flawed from the start.
Are you staying at the Hub as well?
But S.H.I. E.L.D. Crossed him off
the Index after his accident
Make your shots count. Let's move.
NASH: There are no traps here,
Because you yourself could not see.
Skye in your arms.
A force beyond your
comprehension is coming for you.
Wait, what just happened?
No. I wanna talk to him before
he goes in front of the review board.
How he ordered Quinn to shoot you.
I think something's happening.
He never spoke.
The computer spoke for him.
Your psych evaluation
called it a "defining moment."
They could probably recalibrate it.
She's not supposed to have that.
Who is she talking to?
Aired 4 years ago - Mar 11, 2014
When Coulson and his team are attacked by Lorelei - a deadly seductress who escaped from Asgard - Lady Sif, her longtime nemesis, steps in to try to save them.
It's great to see you...
He let this happen to you.
And I'll never forgive that.
Well, excuse me for not sticking around
Clearly, not enough.
They herald the arrival of an Asgardian.
- You are of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
Whatever's bothering you... I'm here.
What kind of powers we talking about?
Do we know where she is now?
And women can rule
your land, can they not?
"Nobody" owns this bar.
Have you ever encountered
any that were... blue?
She's amassing men, gold, weaponry.
And she's beautiful.
Very literal interpretation.
Lorelei's treachery remains unchanged,
no matter the world.
- You think you can fix it?
The drug's chemical
properties are foreign to me,
that drug and its
mysteries stay in-house.
I know you value me no more
than those bikers back there.
to conquer an empire.
Steel yourself to do
what might be necessary.
Well, I expanded my search,
got satellite support running.
Of course we wouldn't.
It's her plan, not yours.
Can you not let me be?
- You will not get off that easy.
Okay? I'm back.
Much like your S.H.I.E.L.D.,
we are bound by our code.
- You did.
- Seems like we're done here.
It was... alien.
We are alive.
And you've had that stuff in you for...
Aired 4 years ago - Mar 04, 2014
Coulson goes on the attack to save Skye--enlisting the aid of Ward's former S.O. John Garrett and uncovers shocking truths about his own life and S.H.I.E.L.D.
Aired 4 years ago - Feb 04, 2014
Hot on the trail of the Clairvoyant, Coulson and his team board a mystery train that seems to be headed for certain death.
Aired 4 years ago - Jan 14, 2014
Coulson and May uncover startling information about Skye's past, while the team is swept into a storm at S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy.
Aired 4 years ago - Jan 07, 2014
Coulson discovers important information about his mysterious death but it may come at a cost to the team.
Aired 4 years ago - Dec 10, 2013
In a shocking cliffhanger episode, Coulson takes the war back to Centipede, and this time he brings in Mike Peterson for some super-soldier support. As they get closer to the truth, startling secrets are revealed and an unexpected twist threatens the team.
VICA, federal, state, Medicare,
I do, darling. Have a sausage patty.
Is it too early for souvlaki?
But his mother... she's just over there.
I believe your friend
is choking on a cookie.
- Which is where?
- I'm not privy to that information.
My choices were limited to coal mining
or hand-washing J-Lo's undies.
Angry. Pretty angry.
Oh, that's her. So nice visiting with you.
Show some ambition.
That's what separates us from the animals.
You were just hoping you weren't getting a ticket
today. But you are getting a ticket.
was knowing the policy on bereavement.
I've explained this to you. You can't just
waltz up to the living and start chatting.
I'd like that guy to do my make-up.
- Now go while the grieving's good.
- Which one is her son?
- I'm a Davenport.
- So that makes us second cousins?
- Last night.
I summon you,
the spirit of Mary-Kate Hourihan.
Where were you this afternoon?
- I ain't gotta tell you that.
- Yours reeks of avoidance.
Just look at the little milksop.
At the next meeting, Garrett will call
for a buy-back of all outstanding shares.
Here's the 2,000 you asked for.
You don't think I'm going to stand by
while you swindle him out of $20,000?
Mason, I'm going to make this perfectly simple
so you're able to understand.
I've sailed my whole life.
Had my first boat when I was eight.
Mary-Kate would never
take another vacation to St Bart's.
I learned it when I was a kid.
.. full of life...
Most of us
dance towards death unwittingly.
- Not Maria. Who's Garrett sleeping with?
Cuff her. Let's get you outta here.
I always appreciate reapers
who don't mind pitching in. Thanks, boys.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 26, 2013
Coulson and his team are haunted by a mysterious force that threatens to destroy them all, and only a secret from May's past can save them.
she might have some crazy power
she can't understand.
MAY: Wheels up in five. Better strap in.
A wide-eyed little freshman.
She'll be awake soon, scared,
in a strange room.
My boring, old, flat computer.
I wish it were, because then
maybe I could make it stop.
Runs the youth program at her church.
but for now, that's all you get to do.
The Cavalry shot 100 guys
What did I do with that knife?
Each one in Hannah's department.
All I need now is a little bit of twine.
assess the damage,
get us up and running...
I'm gonna power-down flight controls
to conserve energy
Try not to hurt her any more
than you already have, Agent May.
SIMMONS: Ward, help!
Seems like a hardware issue,
being held by the followers
of this gifted individual.
To see if that person
is still in there somewhere.
SIMMONS: It makes no sense for a man
to complain about safety issues
It's okay. It's okay.
- How could you?
- I killed them.
So do you. You see the good in them.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 19, 2013
In the aftermath of the events chronicled in the film "Thor: The Dark World", Coulson and his team pick up the pieces - one of which threatens to destroy them.
You're a scientist. You
like to figure things out.
I didn't get a good look.
I [sniffles] I just ran.
Tell me when.
was led by this man and woman,
and though their motive was unclear,
But see here ... it's
clearly broken on both ends.
Called to them.
No. I will give you
a week to rewrite it.
Oh, that is amazing.
Fighting with it put the warrior
into a state of uncontrollable rage.
Now, let's all bear in mind
these are poetic abstracts
of Norse relics on Baffin
island off the coast of Canada.
It's a long shot, but
Vikings sacked Seville twice.
I'm lucky my S.O. volunteered
to take the super-creepy hallway
- Skye, can you get ...
- Already on it.
- This is ridiculous.
- It's anything but. Ward, you passed out.
An adrenaline surge
can create a massive ...
- No, I know.
- No explanation necessary.
The only help I need
is to stop those guys
Especially by things that
happened a lifetime ago.
Maybe it's time to let it out.
Otherwise, that would have
been awfully embarrassing.
Please don't tell anyone.
This room is made of
a silicon carbide-coated
write it all down and turn it
into, I don't know, a thing?
It shines a light into your dark places.
Listen, I wouldn't worry too much
about these angry youths.
- and some mulled wine.
- "Near god."
It's worse on humans.
Fitz: That's you?
Please! Help me!
Throw him the rope, and
I'll throw you in there, too.
I've been meaning to call
you for a couple of days.
Coulson: You and I have a lot in common.
I suppose you're right.
No harm, no foul.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 12, 2013
Dangerous secrets are being kept from Coulson’s team, and he works the system to save Ward and Fitz when they are sent on a Level 8 classified mission that may end in tragedy.
Makes the entire
That's your badge.
The intel you recovered
from Agent Shaw tells us that
And you have two people who fit my bill.
Once you signal S.H.I. E.L.D.,
and this instrument was actually
supposed to go into space.
Does that mean that you do know
something and you can't tell us,
How long can you
hold your breath underwater?
You're wasting my time.
If I'm right, give me a signal
by not saying anything.
but we gotta know if there is.
Don't worry, made a special something.
It's what we do.
Yeah, well, I'm just saying
their lives are on the line, too.
You certainly have
a gorgeous head, don't you?
I've definitely shot Agent Sitwell.
Good, good, good.
Come on, you obviously
get off on being the guy
You don't have
the clearance to know that.
I may have to trust you with a secret,
Both carrying automatic weapons.
Core must be inside here,
that's what's important.
Your team includes
an electronically tagged non-agent
Exfil team didn't make contact.
I'm not trying to prove anything
- We need a new plan.
- We need a new plan.
Aired 4 years ago - Nov 05, 2013
When mysterious floating bodies turn up, Coulson and his team must hunt down an elusive killer before they strike again, everyone at risk.
Really? 'Cause Agent Coulson
had no problems.
You made the rounds,
apologized to us all.
So Ward was here? Let me guess.
The Night-Night pistol again?
Or could it be someone
from your über secret Index?
tracking my every key swipe,
my online activity, my cholesterol.
I've been analyzing sagittal
and coronal images
That's almost double the power
of a lightning bolt.
Hold on now. What just happened?
Um, it's gone.
I think I found something
you might wanna see first.
The same way your other friend,
Mr. Cross, died the day before.
- Not again.
Clear everybody out.
Clear everybody out now.
FITZ: Sir, you have to get out of there
right now! He's going...
No traces of electrostatic energy.
You wanna talk about your physical?
The friction activating
some long-decaying Chitauri organism.
approximately 36 hours ago
I'm sorry, Coulson.
I've been ordered to inform you
Are you sure this thing even works?
Well, when did you become
There's no one to create
an anti-serum from,
I may have misled you earlier.
I ordered them for myself,
but you knew that.
there is no going back.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 22, 2013
An elusive girl in a flower dress may hold the key to the mystery that brings Coulson and his team to Asia to rescue a young man with an unusual and dangerous power; and Skye has a secret that jeopardizes her relationship with the team right when they need her most.
1x08 - The Well
You're a scientist. You
like to figure things out.
I didn't get a good look.
I [sniffles] I just ran.
their message was hauntingly
spelled out on the streets of Oslo.
- So there are more pieces?
- Yeah. Two at least.
We know it's Asgardian, so the
rules are a little bendy here.
No. I will give you
a week to rewrite it.
Oh, that is amazing.
The staff contained
a very powerful magic.
from long-lost ancient texts.
Yeah, virtual treasure
trove of new artifacts.
We found one promising
location with Viking relics ...
instead of the slightly
less-creepy dungeon-room place.
Coulson ordered me to
give you a full work-up,
I want to hear this.
Just fix it!
They may have the original texts.
I wasn't involved.
You're saying touching the
staff unlocked certain memories.
I had no clue.
But you're in here, too.
Oh, sure, I spent all
my days palling around
Doesn't matter if
you're human, Asgardian.
and eventually, they die of old age.
But give it a few decades,
and it'll wear off, too.
You are easily the most beautiful thing
When you held it, did you see anything?
Can we give you a lift
back to the university?
No. If it helped, I'd rage
all the time, but it doesn't.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 15, 2013
Coulson and his team try to track down a mysterious woman who has single-handedly committed numerous high-stakes heists. But when the woman’s identity is revealed, a troubling secret stands to ruin Coulson.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 08, 2013
When brilliant scientist Dr. Franklin Hall is kidnapped, Agent Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must race against the clock to locate him. Skye is their only way in, pushing the team to their limits.
I'm sure Fitz-Simmons'
It's my job as your S.O.
to make sure you don't die before then.
A few minutes ago
a S.H.I.E.L.D. transport was attacked
We don't have him anymore.
Hey. So, Ward said a funny thing.
My staff intercepted a communication
And now you've finally found a place
So extremely rare
that most people didn't believe it existed,
published every theory about
gravitonium, and possible applications?
Or a man inside.
I understand your concern,
but we don't have a lot of options.
She doesn't listen, makes jokes.
You need muscle memory,
I need two men
to get him out. Ward makes one.
That explains the invite.
This is a tough party to get into.
able to do with basic minerals,
My people skills
are the least of our problems
You probably have, like,
10 pens for all your ideas.
If you know what l mean.
I didn't. She must have... Oh, Lord.
Whereas l like to keep mine open.
I try to stay humble, but fail.
Guys, clock's ticking. Where's Skye?
They can't help you.
They're Big Brother.
I see the future,
Mr. Coulson, and it's a catastrophe.
Aired 4 years ago - Oct 01, 2013
Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. agents travel to Peru to investigate an object of unknown origin, codenamed 0-8-4. But things become complicated when he runs into old flame Comandante Camilla Reyes.
Aired 4 years ago - Sep 24, 2013
In the aftermath of The Avengers' battle in New York City, the world attempts to come to grips with the presence of superheroes, gods, and aliens in their midst. Agent Coulson is resurrected under mysterious circumstances and forms an elite team of
agents from S.H.I.E.L.D. to keep track of a secret organization known as The Rising Tide. Meanwhile, they must deal with other menaces, such as a man who suddenly finds himself with vast uncontrollable power.
So you see my dilemma.
I'll get to the point.
What kind of work are you looking for?
and a sunny disposition is a bonus in any job,
especially at Happy Time.
- How did things go today?
Don't talk that way to your mother.
I'd pray for world peace etc
and maybe even for a little guidance.
You will get up and go to work.
Get cosy, 'cause you are
gonna spend a lot of time here.
To spite the great hoofed one,
I took every opportunity to shirk my duties.
Would I forever be remembered as a file clerk?
Or worse, a temp?
They do if you drop them
down an elevator shaft.
Hey, what's up?
It was a beautiful day.
But... I don't remember feeling anything.
Number is three is bargaining.
Rube says it's like looking at a bowl
of peach cobbler you dropped on the floor.
I'm meat. How much rest do I need?
Get those outta here.
- How come they can see you, but not me?
- Well, peanut, you're dead.
# .. will be revealed on the other side... #
She's a mess.
She's never gonna stop missing her little girl.
- You dick, you're sending me to hell?
- You're not that interesting.
Willkommen. What can I get you?
I'm still having trouble
with this whole "Why me?" issue.
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
It's a destiny thing. Enjoy it.
You murdered each other in a crack den.
You do not deserve my respect.
If you've trashed the place, you run away.
So these bodies aren't just gonna lay around.
There's the accountant.
Check his pocket for the keys.
You ain't going nowhere until I've fill my quota.
You understand our position?
- He called you "bitch".
- Maybe we should let him keep it.
- OK, we'll come back next Tuesday.
- Have a nice week.
nothing beats the realisation
that everything dies.
Of all the things that go with
being undead, this one freaked me out the most.
Unhappy people do unhappy things.