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Season 3

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy decides to become a crossing guard. Buoyed by the success of "Boobs in California," Titus tries to win back Mikey with help from Jacqueline.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Russ's transformation opens doors for Jacqueline. Kimmy wrestles with a philosophical dilemma. Artie invites Lillian on a European cruise

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People smile when they see something beautiful.
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And they didn't even pixelate my neck!
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Thanks, Sam.
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Europe? The Kaushtuppers fled Europe
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-Show me by a chair. -[phone clatters]
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It's bad enough that everyone can just look me up on the Internet,
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[sighs]
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I just assumed we were in Dallas... or Houston.
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Talking about bunkers and my mom's phone number.
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I signed up for JDate, Christian Mingle, and what turned out to be
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after one of those women threw a Skinnygirl hot toddy on his crotch.
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Oh, we're trying to use the scientific name,
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If you really think it's a good idea.
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Well, now this thing wants a fingerprint.
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Or realize it's just Titus stealing your food in a sheet.
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[Buckley] Mom, what are you doing?
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Sure, I have a charity that pays hotels
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What do tigers have to do with saving the toilet rat?
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-Shrimp! -All right, how do I do this?
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Give your extra shoes to a spider.
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You know what? Come to class with me tomorrow.
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No, yeah, the tigers. Of course.
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After luring me into a Volkswagen dealership.
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Kimmy's on TV.
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Was shot in the face by you, Lillian!
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I know. Because my brothers...
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-Russ. -There he is!
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[all talking at once]
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Even if that means you starve to death.
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Next week, we're getting into Kant's categorical imperative,
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Oh, I've gotta run.
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Say hi to Russ!
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what do you think he was whispering into those shells?
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was my reward for everything I did
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[stirring orchestral music]
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of my sweet,
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Either way, this song is about me dying first.
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please give a warm welcome to Kimmy Schmidt.
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Whatever that was originally, we'll never know.
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you know you're in a golden age of television
Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy discovers the humiliating power of the internet. Titus wonders if he's compatible with Reuben. Jacqueline takes care of Mimi after butt surgery.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy and Titus get in over their heads when they steal a gas station bathroom key. Jacqueline plots to infiltrate the NFL owners’ meeting.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Titus takes Kimmy to church on Good Friday, where they tangle with an elderly busybody. Jacqueline gives Lillian a makeover for Passover.

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♪ Oh, happy day ♪
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Wait, a lady reverend?
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So thank you for welcoming me on this Good Friday.
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[laughs] That was very funny, by the way.
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and I run the Easter clothing drive.
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They collect gossip like Tituses collect expired deli meats,
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[sighs]
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No one on the message boards told me his wife died.
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You could be spending a lot of time with them in court after he dies.
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[very flatly] ♪ Blood ♪
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If he's the lead, who else is in this choir?
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We're getting to the best part: shopping!
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Deirdre Robespierre. I'm Head Mom at St. Clotilde's.
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[both laughing exaggeratedly]
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Not if they follow the Bible.
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And it was your fault for getting kicked out.
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These are good people.
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All right!
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At school pickups, Easter egg hunts,
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He doesn't have any friends and can't afford anything in there.
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A woman crashed her car into the mayor's house this morning.
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But okay, I'll find you after service tomorrow.
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♪ Elijah Rock, shout, shout, shout Whoo! ♪
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Gosh dang it! I mean, is that what all religion is?
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I saw Clara steal a coat from the clothing drive.
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Listen, I'm not like you. I don't care what people think.
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[laughter]
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I'm just making an educated guess about you,
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My mind is so clear!
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You look like a black guy on Easter.
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The choir director's your nephew?
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That's why you were all over me like yellow on teeth.
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Oh, I gotta tell Kimmy her dumb plan is off.
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Well, my 18-hour bra busted out about four hours ago,
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[together] We suck!
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Now you know they suck just as much as you do.
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Buckley!
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And now it seems the poor thing is Grey Gardens-ing.
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I'm the one who decided we were over cake pops.
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[Deirdre] Fine.
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"Humble yourself, and God will give you grace.
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But guess what. Real religion's a sham.
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No. Not cute ducks.
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She didn't, baby girl.
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-M'diet's my wife's name. -[woman] Help him, Lord!
Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Titus makes a shocking confession about the cruise. When a hurricane hits, Kimmy turns their apartment into a "fun-ker" filled with games and puzzles.

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But I was awakened by... the sound.
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I do what I can.
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[upbeat keyboard music playing]
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Shells can be pasta!
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And let's not forget scurvy.
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These say they're for all ages,
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with a new, good experience.
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Well, I'm always wrong the other way!
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I get why you didn't want to talk about that cruise stuff.
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The beauty of it is, they already hate their wives for bringing them.
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and how I miss that! [sobs]
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Sometimes things that aren't dirty are actually much grosser.
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-[Artie chuckles] -[Kimmy] Okay.
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but let's try to keep it PG.
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and you're fighting over a bunch of delicious marbles.
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I'm so excited to say that here,
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Those are worth money at the end.
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Thank you, Mr. Bruce Springsteen,
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[Artie] Oh, yes, let's hear
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I was hired as a swing member of the cast.
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Titus, you make Patti LaBelle sound like Barry White.
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You never want to go near the water on these boats, Titus,
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♪ Shall be entertained! ♪
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Aw! Bravo!
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Seven minutes in heaven! Okay. Yes.
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The lights work for you.
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and you're like, "What's the big deal?"
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I have a rep to protect, though.
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Bad news for passengers on Carnivore Cruise Lines' Ocean Skank,
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No! I was the lead in Mahogany.
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[chuckles] Are those my corns, dear heart?
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or some other kind of thing that runs.
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I waited half an hour and returned to her dressing room,
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You.
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I sprayed them until the bottle was empty,
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I had inadvertently poisoned 220 people,
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And I was imprisoned for 15 years by a lunatic!
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[Kimmy] I am gonna crash with my friends at Columbia.
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and you never had a nice boyfriend,
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And I would believe her because that sweet dummy,
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but I did eat a dolphin.
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♪ We're stronger than the hurricane ♪
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♪ 'Cause we're stronger than this storm ♪
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and go refill your MetroCard when you "literally can't right now."
Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Titus goes after big pharma when a drug company steals his likeness. Lillian convinces Kimmy that the weatherman can't be trusted.

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...take the boom box in to get its heads cleaned.
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I need your help, but I am not your friend.
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[light music on TV]
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[cartoon bladder] What the foop is this soup?
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You said nothing happens here without my say-so.
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before they were golfed to death.
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And you'll be pleased to know
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What the hell are we even doing here, then?
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I'm a fourth-generation hole watcher.
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-[water splashes on TV] -[yelps]
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Oh, you sweet dum-dum.
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He told me the fudging world was ending!
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as Tammi-with-an-I threatens to turn Manhattan into Haiti.
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My likeness and my mouthness were stolen by a drug company.
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[woman] Is your overactive bladder acting like a gay black diva?
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-Oh. -Titus.
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but once the drug gets approved by the FDA,
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A handful of loose tuna?
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You know I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.
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We fought for the same ideals.
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My late husband is rolling over in my wall right now.
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Bob Dylan is dead...
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And please don't get me started on the Second Avenue Subway.
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[quirky dramatic music]
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how often do you receive big cakes that a person could fit in?
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[spluttering]
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Wait. Who?
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Ugh! If only there were another TV liar you could confront first.
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Be careful, lady.
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Oh. I'm not invited to your fancy rooftop party, Stacy?
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How do you think? He's an Ursula the Sea Witch, Titus.
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[Ken] Whenever you're ready, Titus.
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♪ Urethrex makes you feel good ♪
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[Kimmy] So Black History Month is every other month
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Can I go now?
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-[banging and whirring] -[crunches]
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Okay, maybe I go a little overboard.
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the Atlantic is too warm,
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Nerds are the worst. I shove them.
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It's ruining that woman's life,
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'cause every change in my life has been rotten--
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All my life, progress has been a lie.
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Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy goes to her first college party with her new friends. Jacqueline calls Titus for backup when Russ's brother puts the moves on her.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

The FBI enlists Kimmy's help when former mole woman Gretchen tries to start a cult of her own. Titus is stricken with a strange disease.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Kimmy makes a splash at Columbia University while doing odd jobs to save up for college. Titus sings backup for a controversial musician.

Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

A surprise visitor delivers divorce papers to Kimmy. Jacqueline comes up with a plan to get Russ’s dad to rename the Redskins.

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[man] You're watching Sadsack TV, random stuff from the '70s...
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Did I take my medicine? What is this?
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-We really don't, but thanks. -Ugh. Where you from?
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Mystery bitch. [laughs] Ouch!
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we could actually get married on Fried Chicken Night.
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[gulps]
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[singers] ♪ Damn it ♪
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and Iktomi is a Lakota s--
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Let me just-- Let me just make a call.
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When she said kudos to you, what did that mean?
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"Don't marry a monster?"
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since I moved to Indiana five months ago.
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[printer clicks and buzzes]
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especially Stewart and Phoebe
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and I'm getting a little tired of the boardroom.
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Congratulations, Dukey-boy.
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[all murmuring and chuckling]
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It's still page one.
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So the guards Tased him, which, of course, Tased me.
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that he did all that stuff.
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His mother worked, you know.
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I almost forgot.
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A farmers market, dog park,
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Oh, God, stop! But thank you for driving electric.
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but today's been a gosh-dang, mother-fudging sugar-show!
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[applause]
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like your heart got pulled into the wheel well
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and measured our tumbleweed.
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just continue to lie there and not make any sounds at all.
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No, she's coming back.
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by guys who looked real good on paper.
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I'm not stupid, Titus.
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I found a ton of rare nom-noms on the way over and crushed it.
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Don't be ridiculous, Jacqueline.
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Let's get you and Russ married before God takes him.
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Kimberly, Wendy's like a beautiful, rare Barbie
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-I think only you can-- -Stop it!
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[laughter]
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So you gonna marry him or not?
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I know you need the money, but you'll find another way,
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[in Spanish] How long have you been here?
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Yeah, and I'd only be jealous if he married the cab driver from Wings.
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[in Spanish] Never mind.
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And you can't stop me from seeing him
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[sighs]
Aired 10 days ago - May 19, 2017

Back in New York, Titus goes to great lengths to score an audition for "Sesame Street." Jacqueline encourages Kimmy to play hardball with the Reverend.