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Season 3

Aired 1 months ago - Oct 01, 2017

Rick goes on a confrontation with the President.

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Give me the phone.
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How's it going? Oh, hey.
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I mean, what doesn't look bad
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Yeah. I mean, the way we see it,
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Wouldn't go well? Can you elaborate?
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Yeah, like, if you ever want to take a selfie...
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Our policy is, we never needed them and never will again.
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I just put it on for fun. I know I can't buy it.
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No... No offense.
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How do you like that, Morty?
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The casualties would be in the "Brazilians"
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Not needed here. You can leave and nobody will care.
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Yeah, I learned about your job in school.
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You mean you've been ordering other people to prepare for it
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God damn it! I'll do it.
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'70s shrinking, party of one.
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Remember a little while ago when you said that, if I wanted,
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And one more thing. If I were a clone, would you tell me?
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And just to be sure, you're not pretending to be convinced you're real
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We named ourselves before learning we were small.
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They said it will stretch as your cancer pill wears off
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I have pants at the Pentagon, Rhonda. It's in my contract.
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It was Rick and Morty, you [[bleep]] dunce!
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Everybody relax.
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and I feel like he's earned a selfie.
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Arrest them. Son, you have a right to refuse his order,
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Nobody wants to be dead.
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Yes, nine people. I can show you.
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And you don't know what I can do!
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Number three, The Twister.
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That was so rude.
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Do what you have to do.
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are using cars to guide the lava into a cul-de-sac,
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But I still have time to touch her."
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because my memory is of hating that night.
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Listen, I... Words.
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Rick, don't get mad, but I-I stole your portal gun.
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What? No! She's not a clone!
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I've got to... I've got to go.
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I can go take care of something, and you'll never see me again.
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But I don't relate to her.
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of a daughter can keep making you proud
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and draining them of any ability to fend you off.
Aired 2 months ago - Sep 24, 2017

Jerry is lucky with a lady and Beth recalls her childhood.

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Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
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You have much to learn, my Uloo.
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Dad, are you...
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I hate to see her leave,
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Aah! All right, you know what?
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You can't just [bleep] apologize.
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We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons
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You are now prisoners of our exalted ruler,
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Your father and I are soul-bonded.
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Dad, do you understand
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Like, stop using paper towels for toilet paper,
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and you think I want to put a bag and a wig on her head.
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- Yes. - Yes.
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I have lived here since I was a mere child.
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You want to see the Honey Swamp?
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I am hungry, and all I can do to pass the time is hump.
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Eat of my flesh so you may survive.
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Ahh. Gather round, gang!
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Yep. Luckily, that's not our problem.
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You're gonna believe a play over your own daughter?
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Oh, my God.
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No, bad father all the way to the max over here.
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night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers,
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a pink, sentient switchblade.
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Oh, my God. This is your fault.
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I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
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that you're a closet racist, a beta-male sexist,
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Yeah, clean up your own mess.
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Oh! It's the Magic Crayon Lady!
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I have to make this right
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Is my reality like a little side of fries...
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Sorry, forgive me.
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It's stab time! Ooh!
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Dad, what's going on? We're going to Alaska.
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Do you know what left is, 'cause... Ugh!
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Look, I'm not an evil person.
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Um, hmm, so just, like, out of curiosity,
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♪ But I know that a father should say to you ♪
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I am wiped out. I guess I'll turn in.
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When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours.
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There's no other way off.
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An exact copy in every way.
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and has zero chance of going "Blade Runner."
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you can finally know you've chosen.
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You can't run forever!
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You need to break up with her, Dad... properly!
Aired 2 months ago - Sep 17, 2017

Morty experiences some memories that he couldn't handle from past adventures.

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Is he doing anything to hurt anyone?
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[ Tires screeching ]
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[ Siren wails ]
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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So this guy collects living beings?
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I can't relax! R-R-Rick, we... We gotta get outta here!
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There's no other way to put it...
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Chang, you may have majored in Liberal Arts,
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You're... You look...
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So you're gonna kill him?
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That's gotta be nice.
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otherwise, how do you know if it's true?
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Oh, God, it's all real! Oh, it hurts!
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so I got some room for it now, if you know what I mean.
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countless times, and not always by yourself.
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I will spare one of their lives.
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What's... Wh-What's with you assholes?
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We all do, you gotta fight this thing.
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No, don't touch it. Just keep loving Morty!
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Excuse me, but I ordered the large evil space worm.
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[Bleep] We need to find shelter before the sunset, Morty.
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[ Beebo groans ]
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Wait a minute, why would I ask for that to be removed?
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[ Both sigh ]
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[ Laughs ] Jesus Christ, Rick,
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Take it easy, Morty, come on. Just relax.
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And we appear to be in some kind of secret confined space.
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and that this thing on your head is designed to...
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[ Speaking alien language ]
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He wants to make a deal.
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We're partners, I guess,
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You're drunk.
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[ Sighs ]
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Oh, everything's crooked! Reality is poison!
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Morty, I need darkness to prime these optical inductors.
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W-W-What do you mean?
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Yeah, that's... that's basically how... how it all shaked out.
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[ Magnetizing ]
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The situation in Argentina
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They're set to agitate any mo... What?
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[ Squirrels chittering ]
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[ Squirrels screeching ]
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but I think I'm mounting in suspicion of you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you gonna do, kill me?
Aired 2 months ago - Sep 10, 2017

Rick and Morty head to Atlantis. Meanwhile, the Citadel of Ricks is electing a new leader.

Aired 3 months ago - Aug 27, 2017

Rick and Morty need a break, so they head to a spa planet for some much needed rest and relaxation.

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Removes all your cognitive toxins,
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Nobody wants to hear that.
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[ Gurgling ]
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[ Roaring ]
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You can die when I say so. I control you.
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you stupid little garbage person?!
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but we'd discover a lot more that we did.
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Yeah, mother[bleep]! Yeah! Get it! Get some!
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[ Electricity crackles ] While you were flapping your parasitic turd holster,
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wouldn't the common denominator be [chuckles] you?
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Well, check this out!
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I know that because...
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Morty, a moment of your time?
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i-it's worth eye contact.
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I'm gonna rip your throat -- [ Recording stops ]
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but you have an at-risk preteen --
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Focus on the good thing. Trust me, things are good.
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I love drums. I never took drum lessons.
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God, I am so excited to finally have dinner with you.
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Talk to me. Well...I... like this restaurant.
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[ Laughs ] Right?
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Do not. Even. You have no need to explain.
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You know, the evening continues.
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I want to be good at it, bad at it,
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Let's ask my grandpa. He's a scientist.
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Should I go? You're your own person, Stacy.
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so how do you know this isn't all some sort of crazy trick?
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Morty, booth, now. Booth!
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It worked! [ Laughs ] Yes! That idiot believed every word.
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You said we were merging. I lied, dumbass! I lie about everything!
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[ Whirs ] Assessing threat to groin.
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[Bleep] you, Summer! Sorry, Summer!
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Ahh! [ Screams ]
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Aah!
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Okay, just -- just leave her out of it.
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What did the booger version of you mean
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Morty, how is it healthy to slap me?
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[ Laughs ] We [bleep] did it, Morty.
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Because I know I don't.
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Oh, I had all my problems removed -- my entitlement,
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Morty, not that I give a [bleep], but are you okay?
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-Rick? -You poor, dumb, sick animal.
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[ Electrical crackles, powers down ]
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Ha! All right, Morty,
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Duane, Duane, Duane, I get it, now can you get me?
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So step up or step off, Duane.
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Mmm! Is this organic?
Aired 3 months ago - Aug 20, 2017

Rick and Jerry go on an adventure, while Beth fails as a mother and Summer has body issues.

Aired 3 months ago - Aug 13, 2017

Rick and Morty reunite with a team of intergalactic heroes known as the Vindicators to defeat their arch enemy, Worldender.

Aired 3 months ago - Aug 06, 2017

Rick turns himself into a pickle, on the same day that Beth takes the kids to family therapy.

Aired 4 months ago - Jul 30, 2017

Rick, Morty and Summer travel to a post-apocalyptic dimension and meet some dangerous enemies, all the while avoiding a recent family development.

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Aw, come on.
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They're basically pussies. - What is your deal lately?
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Let's be post-apocalyptic scavengers!
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a great place for her to be right now.
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than to just tell me why we're still here?
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Huh, could be therapeutic for her.
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Right idea, wrong genre, Morty.
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I guess I'll see your asses in that dome!
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Hey! - I-I didn't do that!
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Wear him out!
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leaving only their love
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I think I looked like this.
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I have nothing to do with this!
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- Leave? - I'm not leaving.
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- Oh, no! - Uh, I know...
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Your friends have no mercy! They're lame!
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and I can leave the two of you here forever!
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Nope. Regular blood.
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I mean, not that I have a horse in this race,
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Who wants to be my pussy of a dad today?
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Haven't you ever watched your family burn to death before?
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This isn't over, is it?
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But this cracked drive shaft brings me great pain.
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No one has seen my true face and lived.
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A metal bucket is, on a certain level, a kind of "mustache,"
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I hated that guy, because, why... why are you doing that?
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Summer, state your deal.
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than the emotional nourishment.
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"Quote mode." I like that.
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I don't know why I'm crying. It's not...
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What the [] is wrong with you two?
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Graze my genitals again, Taint Washer,
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I didn't ask to be born into it.
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Like, is... is this your unfinished business?
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Don't let me distract you.
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whether it's our parents' marriage,
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It's the least I can do. I-I-I-I owe you this much.
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This is a really special thing.
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and I am not dealing with it in a healthy way at all.
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One man entered, one man comes out in nine months.
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- I'm home. - Hey, babe.
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except now life only means nothing when I'm talking to him
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Wow. Everybody hear that? Wow.
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with a few creature comforts of modern society.
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Hemorrhage: Noooooooooo...
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I am alive! Alive, I tell you!
Aired 7 months ago - Apr 01, 2017

The Smith family tries to cope without Rick, which is painful enough on its own without taking into consideration the stifling rules put into place by the Federation. Meanwhile Rick's past is finally revealed as he attempts to get out of his prison.